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Profile of The Gay Virgo:

The Gay Virgo: A man-goddess of course.

Gay Virgo ProfileVirgo, virginal?  Hardly, sister.  Don't sweat it...  If anybody calls you a prude, they're just jealous because your sweet, svelte, impeccably groomed self is the kind of perfection generally limited to the covers of Men's Fitness.  Though that said, you do have the special claim of being the one and only female sign of the zodiac (that's right, even the goats are men), so you radiate a special kind of energy that has been worshipped since the beginning of human civilization.  What does that make you?  Why, a man-goddess of course.  Try not to blush, modest Virgo.  Everybody knows it's the girls who get things done in this world. 

At home or in the office, you get the important jobs because you have a proven ability to carry the day on a timetable and a budget.  It's about detail orientation.  You understand the the importance of the small things, be they typos or a questionable shoe-belt combination.  This can get you into trouble if you go to a friend's house for dinner and end up giving his apartment the white glove treatment.  It's not that you judge the slobs that surround you-- well, you do, a little.  You can't help it!  Tell your friends to blame it on the stars and be grateful that they have somebody around who cares enough to wipe the snot off their noses and make sure their ear hair doesn't get too unsightly.

When it comes to voyeurism, you reject the flashier elements of gaydom.  You won't be the queen leading the parade in a pink feather head dress and sequined thong, but maybe you're the thoughtful character who ran around with a clipboard putting the whole outfit together.  Where would the family be without you?  Some would call you reserved because you don't participate in the more demeaning rituals of human bonding, but you're hardly aloof. 

Ruled by Mercury, Virgos understand the importance of communication.  It's not the gift of gab we're talking about.  It's the transmission of information that concerns you most.  You're one of the smarter signs on the zodiac and luckily you have the verbal skills to let everybody know what you're thinker's been thunking up.  You're sharp and witty and usually you use these powers for good, to help out those you care for and make sure they understand the importance of having their feet planted firmly on the ground.  When it comes to doling out advice, you are the change you wish to see in the world.

As for health, you understand the body-as-temple thing better than any other sign.  That perfect complexion and god-like physique won't take care of themselves-- gotta protect the goods!  This serves you well in our all too superficial world.  But you like to keep things running smoothly on the inside and out.  You know that looking good is about having that inner-sexy that comes from being healthy and centered.  You might spend a lot of recreation time on the field, playing some team sport (mandatory boys-in-jersey joke here), but if nothing else you do justice to the money you plunked down for that lifetime gym membership.  Virgos also understand that performance is based on how the machine is fueled.  You take your vitamins, just like mom told you to, and splurge for organic whenever it's available.

Gosh you're handy!  Even if teaching isn't your profession, people are as naturally inclined to learn from your healthy, efficient ways as you are to listen to their problems.  That, and you have a great sense of humor.  But be careful-- Virgo's downfall is helping others so much that he wears himself down.  Remember that service to others starts with a strong sense of self.

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you are a virgo
i have been feeling and doing the same thing you have, its like if i have rote it
#15 - ricardo Moncisbaes - 07/07/2008 - 16:57
Am i a virgo?
I have started wondering whether im actually a virgo, becoz my room is always a complete mess, I party almost every nite, im obese (though ive become concious of it now), I luv dancing and being very loud. All of my friends and people i know think im slightly different (like a unique different species), i luv it when people talk about me(i luv the attention), ive been very lazy about my stuides over the past 2 years and i have become very very very emotional -- all i do all day is think about love and chase after it..ive become super emotional about everything ..Dont i sound very un-virgo like?
#14 - triger - 07/07/2008 - 07:14
so urgent
i am a Virgo but i really having problems with guys that i cherished so much!! please do help me
#13 - Marj - 06/21/2008 - 09:07
Tell it like it is!
.....so very true!:-) Apart from Capricorn, Im attracted to the idea of being in a relationship with another Virgo. Bring it on! ;-)
#12 - Anaru - 05/27/2008 - 00:42
realised the true virgo
i never knew that virgo are perfectionist and organize even im noticed that since i was kid but now i know more about virgo, and yes they call us bitch just because we are try to make it perfect and start to condem in a good way.......hahaha im a bitch like what they called.
#11 - captain virgo - 05/01/2008 - 08:11
Gay Virgo
So is that why my friends and family all call me a bitch? I have been told I am right evil....yet sweet and kind. Which is it??
#10 - Shawn - 04/11/2008 - 17:47
virgo love to act fast
virgo are not a person to get alone to easy u have to be the best and if u are with a virgo u are not to tell a virgo bad thing and we want the last word all the time and we want to be right all the time that how virgo is>-(B-):-[]:-P:oops:;-):-D:-(
#9 - shawn - 02/28/2008 - 01:07
Virgo's are powerful and rightfully so!
I am always so incensed about how fussy
Virgo is when we don't fuss. I nip things
in the bud and tell it like it is. Most
people either love it or hate it, but smart
people respect it because I think before I
speak. Virgo's are passionate lovers and
our eyes speak before our mouths because
we notice everything that needs attention, and details are important...
#8 - miquel - 11/13/2007 - 19:50
Hot Guy
;-)
#7 - Virgo - 10/21/2007 - 23:20
That makes Soo much sense! Its Totally Like me!! My 21st Birthday is Next friday, Sept. 7th and watching the Virgo Lunar Eclipse last night makes me wonder whats up for me this month! I met a Virgo/Libra, and he watched it with me, What should i Do? And What should i look for in terms of beginning a Relationship with him. ?
#6 - Mark Andrew - 08/28/2007 - 20:18
Charles
Look up "Saturn return" on Google.

David: The best matches for earth signs are other earth signs & water signs.
#5 - Mike - 08/06/2007 - 16:10
ive changed from all of this
I am a virgo, but as I get older my traits have changed. I am going on 30 this August and i find myself going out and enjoying my time with friends a lot more. I enjoy being a lone, and can be a bit of a wild child. is this true for anyone else?
#4 - Charles - 07/12/2007 - 03:21
I'm a virgo
Yes we Virgo's donot think or act like the so call normal, we are self contain and have a way of just handeling business like no one else can. But being a Virgo also comes with a price, we love too quickly and forgive to easyly, and we must have time for self. Hang out with a Virgo for one weekend, your life will never be the same. (si)
#3 - si - 05/07/2007 - 21:47
Find My stars
Hi this is zino wilson,
I find my star and everything i went throug is 100 percent right. People are been jealous about me but i do not care just went to fight heard and keep the good work, Was born to love.
#2 - zino smith wilson - 04/29/2007 - 17:02
uh yeah
that lil bit on virgos fits me to the T
no to sound like im high on my self or any thing lol:-D
#1 - Tim - 04/24/2007 - 12:40
Are Virgos really all that?
I have read on numerous sites and astrology books that I would be the most compatible with a Virgo. I think I even took a quiz that told me that a Virgo would be the best life partner for me.

After reading this I have to say that they sound pretty damn hot. I still haven't met one though.
#0 - David - 04/07/2007 - 04:22
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