Gay Virgo Astrology Profile

The Gay Virgo: A man-goddess of course.

Virgo, virginal? Hardly, sister. Don't sweat it... If anybody calls you a prude, they're just jealous because your sweet, svelte, impeccably groomed self is the kind of perfection generally limited to the covers of Men's Fitness. Though that said, you do have the special claim of being the one and only female sign of the zodiac (that's right, even the goats are men), so you radiate a special kind of energy that has been worshipped since the beginning of human civilization. What does that make you? Why, a man-goddess of course. Try not to blush, modest Virgo. Everybody knows it's the girls who get things done in this world.

At home or in the office, you get the important jobs because you have a proven ability to carry the day on a timetable and a budget. It's about detail orientation. You understand the the importance of the small things, be they typos or a questionable shoe-belt combination. This can get you into trouble if you go to a friend's house for dinner and end up giving his apartment the white glove treatment. It's not that you judge the slobs that surround you-- well, you do, a little. You can't help it! Tell your friends to blame it on the stars and be grateful that they have somebody around who cares enough to wipe the snot off their noses and make sure their ear hair doesn't get too unsightly.

When it comes to voyeurism, you reject the flashier elements of gaydom. You won't be the queen leading the parade in a pink feather head dress and sequined thong, but maybe you're the thoughtful character who ran around with a clipboard putting the whole outfit together. Where would the family be without you? Some would call you reserved because you don't participate in the more demeaning rituals of human bonding, but you're hardly aloof.

Ruled by Mercury, Virgos understand the importance of communication. It's not the gift of gab we're talking about. It's the transmission of information that concerns you most. You're one of the smarter signs on the zodiac and luckily you have the verbal skills to let everybody know what you're thinker's been thunking up. You're sharp and witty and usually you use these powers for good, to help out those you care for and make sure they understand the importance of having their feet planted firmly on the ground. When it comes to doling out advice, you are the change you wish to see in the world.

As for health, you understand the body-as-temple thing better than any other sign. That perfect complexion and god-like physique won't take care of themselves-- gotta protect the goods! This serves you well in our all too superficial world. But you like to keep things running smoothly on the inside and out. You know that looking good is about having that inner-sexy that comes from being healthy and centered. You might spend a lot of recreation time on the field, playing some team sport (mandatory boys-in-jersey joke here), but if nothing else you do justice to the money you plunked down for that lifetime gym membership. Virgos also understand that performance is based on how the machine is fueled. You take your vitamins, just like mom told you to, and splurge for organic whenever it's available.

Gosh you're handy! Even if teaching isn't your profession, people are as naturally inclined to learn from your healthy, efficient ways as you are to listen to their problems. That, and you have a great sense of humor. But be careful-- Virgo's downfall is helping others so much that he wears himself down. Remember that service to others starts with a strong sense of self.

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I have been dating a Virgo (Shannon) now for about a month. Any advice on how the stars line up for us? He is 3 years younger than me which is awesome; I am 43 and for the first time in three years I believe i have found someone that will be more that just a friend with benefits thing a fling ding. How compatible are we together? Confused romantic.....Muah!!

#87 - rickster1968 - 12/23/2011 - 06:49

The sign is one thing, there's always the nativity and the houses and all these unknown to me things that give various characteristics to people. But we should always consider the way someone grew up, the situations he/she's been in etc etc. I'm a virgo, yes, I have virgo qualities, but not all of them. So, I'd like to say, that astrology, just gives you an idea of what might the other person is gonna be like. But the difficult part, is to get to really know him :-D

#86 - EmmanGr - 11/27/2011 - 15:36

a relationship between a gemini and a virgo is good or either bad

as a gemini myself i love to socialize with everyone and came across two virgos. the first virgo i guess wasnt so great since he liked to do the same thing over again and never experimented. but for a virgo i guess they are just trying to keep safe and theres nothing wrong with that but us geminis love to take risks. the second was great we both loved to have fun and we wanted to please eachothers desires. geminis are not twisted we just want to have fun and if we get bored we will leave and our tongues can be sharp at times but we are sorry afterwards.

#85 - kieran - 11/19/2011 - 12:16

just so you know

Your sun sign isnt the only thing that dictates your personality. Just because youre !@#$%ing a virgo, doesnt mean you know a thing about us. My moon is in Libra, and my Mars is in Aries, and that all plays a part. I'm a prude when it cones to sex. I actually dont enjoy going all the way with anyone other than barney the vibrating dinosaur. And my house is a sty most of the time... But I do like it better when its clean. That doesnt mean I wont lay down yhe harshest judgement on what your place looks like.
Im going to start studying astrology in the new year at a college in toronto, mostly because I want to tell people theyre stupid for thinking "Us Virgos are CRAZY FUN" just because theyre vapid sluts because of other planets on thier chart (and the coke).

#84 - peejthevirg - 11/18/2011 - 22:55

Heh

I'm a Scorpio, just now dating a Virgo. I've never had the greatest experiences with Virgos, but because I'm a skeptic when it comes to astrology, I figured that this cute guy I met is good enough. Our date was really interesting, there seemed to be a lot of caution and nervous behavior between both of us, but we were smiling the entire time. I think the fact we both appreciate conversation is a great concept. I don't know him personally too well, but he really sounds like a typical Virgo. I hope he isn't as cold as some Virgos can be, because I've heard them to be "emotionless". I think I can work with him though, I recognize as a Scorpio that I always have a lot of emotions going, and it wouldn't hurt to calm down. I value the independence that Virgos have.

#83 - Dillon - 10/29/2011 - 19:28

About Virgos

Hola Darlings, love this site and must say so true so far about the profiling of each sign.

Now about Virgo mens, well Im a Latin Sagit Top and my baby is Greek Virgo Bottom, yeah I know to some astroqueens would gasp and say were not a good match-astrolly, hehe.
Well Gotta say that been dating my Virgo for some months, and yeah theyre hard working,clean,responsible and just darn cute and them being "prude" in the bed thing, I say not true because my virgo loves our sex time all hot n sweaty with passion and also very tender too and will try some adventurous things.
In romance, Virgo is very tender and devoted men, cautious and always wanting to help you in anything and please too especially in bed, hehe, for me I like it alot, so I dont mind a man like this, he calls me when he does, is very punctual and cute.
Hmm they can be worryworts or self conscious but I just sooth him with my sagit ways and my virgo is all good again, they just need tender reassurance that is sincere, they are smart they smell falseness like knock off designer perfume n things, heeh, yes mine can be a little bitch like that, but I just laugh it off now and kiss him.

So I think we complement eachother because we like honesty and talk alot and he always keeps me interested, so for right now I leave very good reviews for Virgos, maybe some are cold because they have issues like any other human or they werent just not right chemistry , me and my virgo we have chemistry and know it and we make the best of our good points and not ruff the bad ones, hehe.

Ok, I will go now said enough about Virgos

B-)