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The Gay Taurus: For a raging bull, you're kind of a princess.

They say the Taurus acts a little like a bull sometimes.  Looks a little like a bull to, come to think of it.  Is that you?  In the corner, pawing at the ground and flaring your nostrils?  You might get hot and bothered, but usually you're going to stay right where you are until you have some clear reason to make your move.  You keep your manly physique and smoldering eyes out of play, waiting for the kill to come to you... and that's incredibly sexy.  Who isn't attracted to the strong, silent type?  But that's just outwardly.  You're the goods through and through, from your ability to accumulate wealth to your legendary... shall we say, personal skills.

You don't let the little stuff grab you by the horns and yank you around, but you're also not charging at every red scarf waved in your general direction.  It's a common misconception about the bull that he has a nasty temper.  Actually, it's something more akin to righteous anger.  With you, there's no such thing as merely airing a grievance.  You'll keep quiet and build a federal case.  It might take days, weeks or months, but when you've compiled the evidence, out comes the S.W.A.T. team.  Outbursts like these will be not be remembered merely as disputes.  They will be compared to acts of god.  That very nasty, very public breakup that got going because your ex was flirting/nagging/doing that annoying thing with his lip?  It may have been the last straw.  That thing that he does with his lip might be very, very annoying, the kind of thing that wears on one's soul after repeated exposure.  I understand.  But was the California Pizza Kitchen in the mall really the appropriate place to end it?  Yeah, they'll be commemorating that one with a candlelit vigil.  If you happen to be passing through that day on your way to the Smoothie Hut, you'd do best to keep your mouth shut and leave a generous donation for the victim.  It's good karma.

Not that you really need any.  You seem to have an uncanny ability to accumulate the fun stuff: money and power.  You might take it for granted, but trust me, this doesn't come easy to any old sign.  Just ask your local starving Pisces.  Different signs like money for different reasons.  Your reason happens to be that you like money.  It's that simple really.  It's the Millionaire Mindset.  Money just wants to be loved.  Treat it right, and it will love you back.  You know that the relationship between a man and his well-diversified stock portfolio can go deeper than... well, you know.  Don't get me wrong.  You're definitely not going to gamble everything on a stock tip you heard from a guy who was trying to chat you up at a cocktail party, who heard it from his ex-boyfriend's bosses roommate, who swore that Exubera was going to take the world by storm.   No, that's not your bag at all.  You're a blue chip mutual fund man, and proud of it. 

Here's how I think of it: with a dieting metaphor.  Bear with me.  If you crash diet, do the Beyonce Master Cleanse thing, or the cabbage soup thing... heck, even Atkins, you're guaranteed to loose at least eighty-three pounds in less than seventy-two hours, right?  But what's the good if you can't keep it off?  They say that weight loss works best when you lose one to two pounds a week.  That might be a time investment, but you'll make it if it means that the payoff is being svelte for life.  It's the same for everything you value in life.  If it's worth getting, it's worth getting right.  I've read that Taurans are traditionally farmers, salt of the earth and all that, but I don't buy it for a second.  In this modern world of ours, you're comfortable playing power games in the board room, or building your reputation as a freelance graphic artist... the career world is your oyster.  Just stay away from sales.  The slick talk isn't what you're known for and the insecurity of the job will make you nuts.  And we all know where that leads. 

So yeah, what I'm trying to say is that you're kind of a stick-in-the-mud sometimes, at your worst even a kurmudgen, cantankerous, obstinate, pig-headed... and my thesaurus is just getting warmed up!  Please don't remind me that slow and steady wins the race, buddy.  I've heard it all before.  But you're not fooling anybody.  You like to unwind with the best of them.  In fact, be careful.  All that dieting you've been doing?  It's important to eat, drink and be merry occasionally, but unless you want to be known for your soft underbelly, I'd watch it if I were you.  That said, if you know how to make it, you also know how to spend it: on pretty faces and expensive booze.  Oh, and things that smell good.  Preferably a bedroom buddy who wears expensive cologne (a drug-store knock-off is reason enough to send him packing), but baring that you'll settle for some nice aromatherapy candles.  Five hundred thread count sheets, Italian leather couches, and we won't even get into how picky you are about what you wear.  Hey, you know what?  For being a raging bull, you're kind of a princess.


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I found love in a Capricorn
:-P I love being a Taurus - in my past I've had two long relationships with a LIBRA and a GEMINI - lets just say #LESSONLEARNED - I have found my match in my Capricorn girlfriend, we have different approaches to situations but we have the same goal in mind - Loyalty is our foundation and as a Taurus I know being loyal is as easy as breathing - I feel blessed in knowing I do not have to worry about that part ever ending between us -
#83 - SHANNONsoSEXY - 12/06/2011 - 21:25
SOS
I am a Taurus. I have dated an Aries, Taurus, and Leo. From my personal experiences (not to make inaccurate generalizations) the Aries was a manipulative pervert, the Taurus was reserved but only to hide his secret life from me, and the Leo was just incredibly boring and unchallenging. All the guys I have dated were absolutely amazing in the beginning. I quickly gave my heart away and that was my biggest mistake. They were shamelessly different people after the first few months, first year or two. I always seem like the bad guy breaking things off as if without much reason. But on the inside, I have been very hurt in my relationships. I just don't show it. After all of the heart break I've experienced in the past, I don't know how to let go of my heart. I used to have a confident atmosphere that attracted men left and right, but now my confidence seems to say "Don't waste your time". I am a Taurus, through and through. I never NEVER cheated, nor would I ever, never told (big) lies, gave everything and still lost my loved ones.
Now here's the kicker: no matter the sign, I only seem to attract one type of guy. Generally, he is quiet (very shy, actually), smart indeed, but not street savvy in any way, not very strong physically or emotionally. I can't seem to meet a guy who meets my desires in a relationship. I want someone powerful and confident, social (but loyal, if you know what I mean), strong AND intelligent. Someone who knows how to comfort me when I'm down. Though I'm not conceited, I will say that my confidence and success seems to attract leeches and users. Is there a secret to meeting the right people or is it all a throw of dice? Please help if you have advice.
#82 - Ryan - 11/28/2011 - 07:32
Swept away!
I have met this amazing Taurus guy, and ive been chatting to him for over nearly 6 months, and we met for the first time (FINALLY! I might add) and went to see a movie together.
I was late (oops) and when i walked in and spotted him my heart stopped and i was swept away by the beauty of him!
Dark hair, dark green eyes, rough looking features - STUNNING! He is so silent though! But when he talks i just laugh and want to jump on him and hold him forever!!
As soon as the movie finished i suggested we either call it a night or he come back to mine and watch more movies - he didnt want to leave! I was adamant that nothing would happen, as it was the first date, but when we got home and watched the first movie - couldnt keep my word aha!
He wanted to stay the night and didnt want to leave!(ever he said)
So he stayed the night, didnt get to sleep until 5am in the morning! Just laughing and playing around and holding each other!
I cooked him breakfast the next morning - and he ate all of it! I was so surprised! I tend to over-cook too much and i was worried he wouldnt eat it all - but he made me proud!
Anyway he left 10pm that night and constantly txts me, we went bowling with each other a couple of days later and he stayed again. He tells me how beautiful i am all the time, and he even does this cute shuffle with his feet when he's excited! Burst out laughing all the time ahaha!

Hes currently away down the coast with mates doing pub crawls - but a day hasnt gone by that he hasnt asked how i am and how my day is going, and that he cant stop thinking about me, and is excited to see me again (THIS CANCER IS IN LOVE I THINK
#81 - cancer3006 - 10/29/2011 - 02:36
Love
Im an Antiquarian and im completely taken away by my Taurus he makes me feel like the only person that matters and i love that he is loyal sweet and honest . I feel like i know what love really is . He fills what other signs couldn't . Im happy . 6yrs -Still strong .
#80 - Jamesx - 10/04/2011 - 15:21
Taurus yay!
I'm an aquarius and i'm engaged to a taurus guy that i've known for 11 years now (on/off) and i couldn't be happier. On the compatibility subject n all i feel like some of those characteristics of his personality that annoy the f**k out of me sometimes are actually the ones i love the most about him at the same time. Go figure. :]
#79 - aqua29 - 10/01/2011 - 08:21
In love with Cj the Bull
Crazy but fun :-D
#78 - Danni the Bull - 09/24/2011 - 14:12
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