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The Gay Sagittarius: You’re all stallion baby.

Slow down Sagittarius.  What’s got you all fired up?  You walk into the bar and Saturday Night Fever pops out of the juke box as you make the rounds.  Everybody gets a European-style greeting, kiss kiss kiss (on the cheek, silly) from bouncer to bartender and everyone in between.  You’ll have ‘em eating out of the palm of your hand with your latest anecdote, exaggerating all pertinent details by a factor of 2.5 and punctuating your story with hand motions that should be studied by the cast of Fame.  You’re innately confident.  And why shouldn’t you be?  Sagittarius is the centaur.  From the waist up you exude the quick, sexy intelligence of, say, a Matt Damon.  Below, you’re all stallion baby.

The centaur rarely trips, but that’s not to say that you don’t make your share of faux pas.  You’ll rattle a friend with an offhand remark about his pleated khakis (“I’m surprised; those look ok on you!”)  If you stop to notice the crestfallen look on his face (which you won’t) you’ll come right back and say something about how usually only the tall and the slim can pull that look off gracefully, and remind your friend that the pendulum is swinging away from the whole flat front craze anyway.  What’s old is new again, right?  Eventually.

And who could be offended?  If you’ve indulged in a bit too much of foot au gratin, well, you’re just guilty of being you; which isn’t a crime, but maybe it should be.  You call it like you see it because you don’t believe in hiding behind politesse, preferring to get straight to the heart of the issue.  Your sign is the archer, after all.  And people tend to forgive you because who likes a stuffy prude anyway? It helps that you’re generous to a fault, especially with hard cases and cute animals.  You could never stand to see a teacup poodle peering out of knock-off handbag, or a friend in need of a night on the town.

And that’s just in your spare time.  Sagittarians are the philosopher queens of the zodiac.  Not so dreamy as the Pisces of the world, and not as flighty as a Gemini when it comes to doing the research, Sagittarians strike a nice balance between thought and action.  You love the ideas but know that nothing exists in a vacuum.  You get a lot of energy from engaging with the world and all its fascinating people.  That’s where your lack of tact comes in great handy.  Sagittarius is both opinionated and open to change at the same time.  You’re not afraid to ask the stupid or insensitive questions if it means getting the information you need, and you’re not afraid to let your conversation partner know exactly where you stand on an issue.  You know that it’s the only way to make progress, and heaven help the curmudgeon who stands in the way. 

The times are gonna change, and those who ride the tide will have the most fun.  You love people, but anybody who tries to hold you back from this simple philosophy invites a world of pain.  Independence is your oxygen.  You love travel, and for fun you’d be down to try any of those rugged-outdoorsy kinds of activities that involve scaling mountains followed by a refreshing five kilometer swim.  Good luck with all that, Sagittarius.  Just be careful.  You are blessed to be one of the luckier signs on the zodiac, but be sure that your drive for exploration doesn’t take you into a situation you can’t get out of.  Indulging in too much of anything is bad for the waistline and the pocketbook.  Keep some stability in your life and you’ll be pushing boundaries for a long time to come.


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Saggy
I’m a Sagittarian male and my Bf is a Virgo male. It seems as though he’s always telling me what I’ve done wrong and I’m always cheering him up and keeping him from being too pessimistic. I believe in Astrology enough and see most of it being true. I think I am a free spirit, I often wonder if it will last with him. It’s been three years so far… but yeah. We’re 23 too. So young to be together for so long…
We're at a point now where we don't see each other much, he works a lot and i love having time to myself... are we growing apart? Are the stars correct, are we indeed a bad match. Cheers from Melbourne, Vic, Au.
#17 - Steve - 01/29/2010 - 03:41
Scorpio/Saggitarus (2)
I am also a Scorpio/Sagittarius.. and it seems like I am destined to be with an Aquarius. The other two air signs are great friends, but I seem to be sucked into Aquarius. I managed to get over any jealous feelings an Aquarius can create by being so social. I didn't believe in all the zodiac stuff but when i looked at the personalities that go with the "element" portions attached to a sign it seems like even tho I'm on that cusp thingy, my fire sign is craving the first air sign. Am I missing out by Ignoring Gemini and Libra when I crave these Aquarius' so much?
#16 - Zozma - 12/09/2009 - 07:23
love on the net.
I am going outa my mind over a guy who is friends with a close girl friend of mine, i watched him on her youtube show and have had the biggest crush on him ever since, we once very breifly chatted on a gaydar but after a few weeks of not speaking because of a busy lives i couldnt contact him again. Now the crush has grown and i feel ive lost my chance . i really want to chat with him again (if he'll remember me) ive seen some of his tweets on twitter and know hes still single, i just need the opertunity to talk to him again somehow, will our paths colide in the future?

p.s Im not out to anyone and wish to remain discrete till im confident with a guy.

#15 - Anthony - 11/16/2009 - 00:48
Single and not sorry about it
First thing is first: I like Libra because they are so elegant, not because they know how to talk; I like Gemini because they are somehow close to my way of seeing things: Leos, well, in the heat of the night they simply put "sparks" in bed; I like having Aquarius as close friends but not lovers; I can't stand Aries, they are too WILD for me; I would love to have now a Pisces to evolve my creativity a bit more. I never tried a Sag, maybe I should. I myself am a Sag
#14 - Razvan - 08/09/2009 - 12:57
SwagSurfer
okay, my point of view is i'ma a sagittarius/libra and i love my life and myself.As a gay guy and black and young(25) i attract straight guys and girls. i dont do girls but the get disappointed to know i'm gay....being a sagittarius is so cool and i wouldnt want to be anyone else...i fall in love with libras and gemini's all beause they entyce my FIRE. so for those other sagittarius guys go get a libra or gemin and you fall lin love or have a best friend.
#13 - GItterbug - 05/18/2009 - 22:14
scorpio/sag here
to answer your question . .
dunno if this will help
but i'm a sag/scorpio
. . .we can go well with any body who is deep, energetic, ready to be on the move, flexible, trusting, honest, and sexual. .
were fun, adventurous and intelligent . . so be ready to talk and RESPOND . . but don't hog the limelight . . though we may let you for a bit. . if it seems like an argument is about to begin . . try to ignore and improve the situation but don't harp. . thats no fun. . we see it too and don't like it either, we will stick to our guns though . . we don't mean to be so forward, its just us letting our personality flow outwards so we can reach our goals . . and if were with you then you know we like you, we let you know
#12 - jordon - 04/09/2009 - 03:18
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