Gay Sagittarius Astrology Profile

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The Gay Sagittarius: You’re all stallion baby.

Slow down Sagittarius. What’s got you all fired up? You walk into the bar and Saturday Night Fever pops out of the juke box as you make the rounds. Everybody gets a European-style greeting, kiss kiss kiss (on the cheek, silly) from bouncer to bartender and everyone in between. You’ll have ‘em eating out of the palm of your hand with your latest anecdote, exaggerating all pertinent details by a factor of 2.5 and punctuating your story with hand motions that should be studied by the cast of Fame. You’re innately confident. And why shouldn’t you be? Sagittarius is the centaur. From the waist up you exude the quick, sexy intelligence of, say, a Matt Damon. Below, you’re all stallion baby.

The centaur rarely trips, but that’s not to say that you don’t make your share of faux pas. You’ll rattle a friend with an offhand remark about his pleated khakis (“I’m surprised; those look ok on you!”) If you stop to notice the crestfallen look on his face (which you won’t) you’ll come right back and say something about how usually only the tall and the slim can pull that look off gracefully, and remind your friend that the pendulum is swinging away from the whole flat front craze anyway. What’s old is new again, right? Eventually.

And who could be offended? If you’ve indulged in a bit too much of foot au gratin, well, you’re just guilty of being you; which isn’t a crime, but maybe it should be. You call it like you see it because you don’t believe in hiding behind politesse, preferring to get straight to the heart of the issue. Your sign is the archer, after all. And people tend to forgive you because who likes a stuffy prude anyway? It helps that you’re generous to a fault, especially with hard cases and cute animals. You could never stand to see a teacup poodle peering out of knock-off handbag, or a friend in need of a night on the town.

And that’s just in your spare time. Sagittarians are the philosopher queens of the zodiac. Not so dreamy as the Pisces of the world, and not as flighty as a Gemini when it comes to doing the research, Sagittarians strike a nice balance between thought and action. You love the ideas but know that nothing exists in a vacuum. You get a lot of energy from engaging with the world and all its fascinating people. That’s where your lack of tact comes in great handy. Sagittarius is both opinionated and open to change at the same time. You’re not afraid to ask the stupid or insensitive questions if it means getting the information you need, and you’re not afraid to let your conversation partner know exactly where you stand on an issue. You know that it’s the only way to make progress, and heaven help the curmudgeon who stands in the way.

The times are gonna change, and those who ride the tide will have the most fun. You love people, but anybody who tries to hold you back from this simple philosophy invites a world of pain. Independence is your oxygen. You love travel, and for fun you’d be down to try any of those rugged-outdoorsy kinds of activities that involve scaling mountains followed by a refreshing five kilometer swim. Good luck with all that, Sagittarius. Just be careful. You are blessed to be one of the luckier signs on the zodiac, but be sure that your drive for exploration doesn’t take you into a situation you can’t get out of. Indulging in too much of anything is bad for the waistline and the pocketbook. Keep some stability in your life and you’ll be pushing boundaries for a long time to come.

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JDavid

You're so enamored by your scorpio boyfriend, which means you probably have taurus rising. Taurus and scorpio are opposite on the zodiac wheel. No other sign is as controlling as the Scorpion, so you must love to be whipped and owned. The fact that you don't see the manipulation going on is evident that the wool is pulled over your eyes. I'm sure you think he's the love of your life, (and probably furious with a stranger bad mouthing him), but sex is like candy to the scorpio male. He probably passed AIDS to you and you don't even realize it. You should get tested.

#24 - hattie - 08/30/2010 - 14:26

A cancer's word to sagittarius

We're not trying to be sexual with you! A hug or an expression of "I love you, you're my best friend," for example, is not meant to be slutty or "intimate", and I believe every bit that you have the capability to figure that out. You can stop with the fake play up scenes for just one minute and try to realize the warmth and friendship that cancer only tries to extend to you. You'd get along with Cancers much better. (Why does a friendly caress on the shoulder have to be considered "intimate" or "slutty"? No one else thinks that when it isn't the intention?)

#23 - Rihanna Fan - 06/29/2010 - 11:00

jdavid

I am a Sag dating a wonderful Scorpio-the decsriptions are so off from reality. For the first time in my life I feel happy, comfortable and completely trusting of a man. When we are together, the rest of the world and all of its stress dissappear. I have been with a Cancer and two Leos previousy-hell on earth, and Leo is supposed to be one of my most compatable signs! I love my Scorpio!

#22 - jdavid - 05/31/2010 - 18:51

Saggi-Virgo

I totally agree with the prev post of a Gay Saggi-Virgo relationship. Dsnt wrk that good at all. too much of complications. A virgo is too down to earth and home bound and a Saggi is a born explorer. A virgo will never accept his faults and will point the finger at u.

#21 - Duke - 05/14/2010 - 12:41

SAGGITARIUS/PISCES

Iam more attracted to pisces people is it destined that i would never work out with a pisces the guy i love is a pisces are we not going to last.

#20 - JOJO - 04/22/2010 - 03:49

Virgo on Sagittarius

What a sign,WHAT A SIGN! I find Sagittarians intriguing.They baffle me,make my head spin nearly to the point I feel like it's going to pop off(Aquarians achieve this in me to the max),they inspire me and even awaken the fire of love in me! I have one Sag. buddy,one Sag. boyfriend,one Sag. enemy,and one Sag. acquaintance.None of who I really and truly understand,unlike Pisces,my opposite,Sagittarians seem like they're from an entirely different universe than mine,but that ends up being what draws me to them.I appreciate their candor and optimism,although the latter can get on my nerves at times.I know our signs are not supposed to be compatible,and so it has struck me as curious that I seem to be interacting with them on a daily basis.Enigma,you Sagittarians are a great enigma to me.I am fascinated.

#19 - Boam - 04/19/2010 - 08:31

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