Gay Pisces Astrology Profile

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The Gay Pisces: For a raging bull, you're kind of a princess.

We might as well start with the good news: you're great in the sack. The bad news is that even tantric sex doesn't last forever. You don't have sex, you loose yourself in it. Like I bet you want to loose yourself boping away to Miguel Migs all night long. Or whatever the kids are listening to these days. Give you a club where some good garage house is spinning and, let's be honest, your substance of choice, and the only way to get rid of you will be when the lights go up and you realize the hottie you've been dancing with all night is less Patrick Swayze and more Patrick Stewart. Awkward.

It's fine to escape once in a while, but when you wake up in the morning with a splitting headache, vaguely recalling a nightmare in which your father chased you around the club with a knife shouting "Engage", you're going to have to face reality. Most of the day will have to be spent doing what we here on planet earth call "stuff". You know, stuff? Let me see here... paid any bills lately? Right. Looked into rolling over that 401k? Well, add it to the list. Gotten the landlord to stop by and look at that leak in the ceiling? You know, so you can get rid of the crock pot on the floor of your living room, the one you've been tripping over every morning for a week? It's not a permanent solution, you know. Sooner or later, you're going to want to make some soup.

Oi ma! You're a harder case than I thought. Pisces is the everything bagel of the zodiac. They say you've lived eleven other lives, having cycled through all the other signs to end up... where exactly? The heck if you know. Fitting, then, that your sign rules the Unconscious. Not that you're totally unaware of what's going on. You pick up on the feelings of others like crazy Uncle Mario picks up radio signals from that metal plate implanted in his scull. Your ability to empathize is famous, just ask any of the friends, family, or co-workers. You're ready give all of yourself to whoever needs you most. All of your emotion, I mean... what were you thinking? But use protection, dear Pisces. You don't have unlimited energy yourself. Exposure to toxic amounts of pain can lead to a lethal case of martyrdom, and who wants to end up all Joan-of-Arc? Can we say butch?

That said, service is the name of your game and not even a conservative could keep you from using compassion to make the world a better place. It's pretty straightforward, really. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you've heard otherwise before. That dual nature stuff. The 'You're two fragile little fishies wandering in the pond' crap. Don't buy it for a second. The two fish represent two possibilities, not an endless game of tug-of-war. Sure, one of those possibilities is that you might just fall deep into your dreams and never wake up. But you could also get it together and do great things. You've got the intelligence of the Scarecrow, the courage of the Lion and the heart of the Tinman; not to mention the charisma of the beacon herself, Dorthy. You have so much to offer that you might not know where to begin, but that's a nice problem to have.

There's a good chance that your need for illusion manifests itself in a love of the arts. Interested in the theater? You drama queen you. And I'd be willing to bet that those big pretty eyes of yours have a knack for color. Who wouldn't want to take you in the dressing room? You can coordinate my wardrobe any time, baby. Maybe your thing is oil on canvass. Or maybe you can write a mean sonnet. You got skills, kid, so buck up. You're no flake. Pick a plan, any plan. And stick with it, for god's sake. One day at a time. Your emotional nature is a great source of inspiration but unfortunately it takes organizational skills to get a project moving. If you want my advice, hook up with a Virgo. They'll teach you everything you need to know about making lists and sticking to schedules. Just make sure you pencil in some time to stare out the window and day dream. Since you were going to anyway.

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pisces and cancer

i often find that a cancer like myself falls greatly for a pisces. however, pisces usually don't have such feelings in return. instead, they go for scorpio. this often provokes my intense jealousy.
is there something that a scorpio has that a cancer doesn't?

#46 - - 03/04/2010 - 11:40

good news

I received a surprise call last night from my piscean man. I was sooo happy. He said he was on vacation which I was aware (just that he visited internet site where we met but never send an e-mail during that time although he said he wanted to stay in touch)and then he had some medical issues he had to deal with. He was talkative(surprisingly), flirtious, and he did say I intimidate him except during we had sex. He said he would be very comfortable once we get together again and wanted to see me this coming weekend and asked if it would be okay for him to call me while I am at work (sounded like I might be getting regular calls). I learned about piscean guys here so I have made compliment and unusually admitted how much I was into him and that I found him very sexy and handsome. He was happy. We'll see...peace!

#45 - Andy - 02/02/2010 - 00:03

Pisceans

As a lifelong pisces, i can offer only this advice...don't over-think it. Appeal to our emotion, we do forgive if you take the time to appeal to our soul with actions instead of words. As lustful and impatient as we appear on the surface, you'd be lucky to find someone other than a pisces who would follow and protect you to the ends of the Earth...and beyond. We love deeply, live each day with every fiber of our being, and fiercely defend anyone we feel privileged enough to share our time with.

#44 - Jason - 01/30/2010 - 18:46

All True!

It's really all dead on.
The losing ourselves in sex, feeling a lot, empathizing, having TONS of different interests, even appearing to be lazy.
The thing with Piscess is we get overwhelmed by our wants, thoughts, and feelings and since we're empathetic we feel everyone else's too. When you see a Pisces dazing off they're probably thinking, daydreaming, or problem solving. Because of these reasons it enables us to do important things, such as taxes, or making the 1st move.
We may not be able to do math well or repair things, but when you're upset or in trouble we know what you need and how to make it all better.
Anyone that wants to get with a Pisces should know that on the surface they play it cool and pretend everything is cool but inside they are jumping around and can't stop fantasizing over you.
WARNING: Don't toy with a Pisces' emotions!
Why?
1. They probably already have you figured out.
2. They won't ever fully forgive you.
Just be patient with your Pisces they will open up when they know you're sincere.
Hope that helped someone :]
- Anthony. Pisces 2.24 :-D

#43 - Anthony - 01/16/2010 - 00:38

sooo right

JOHN ur soooo right i agree with u im pisces n im like that!!! i have litraly finished with a guy because he was wairting for me to txt as he thort i wasnt interested wen i was just thinkin no im not chasing after u!! god im gunna change i thort it was me but seems to b the !@#$%ing start sign !! lol xx

#42 - shaun - 01/08/2010 - 03:45

An amazing date of a leo with a piscean that I can't describe with words.

Okay, piscean gaymen...I'd like to hear more about your personalities and who do you get a long well the most.

I am a leo, caring, giving, protecting type of macho dude and just hooked up with a piscean guy who is another macho dude (not that I know much about him other than his wrangler jeans and cowboy boots). After a long time, I decided to hook up with this dude on a weekend (thought just for a few hrs)and oh boy, boy!!! Did it turn out to be (probably) the most amazing night? I have a very strong stamina in the sack, I am flirtious and quite a good seducer and a top if I am with an attractive guy but I have never ever had a night where we literally(not using it loosely) made out nonstop for more than 5hrs in the first session. I still think of it and simply can't believe it. Although there was quite a large age gap, he turned out to be a guy with an extreme sexual stamina. He thinks I made him feel that way but I highly doubt it. I have never met a guy that impressed me in kissing but oh boy, 5 hrs non-stop kissing, simply unbelievable!!! I don't much about you guys, I am really curious, are a leo and a piscean good match? I haven't heard from him for a few days after the "thank you for an amazing time and I would love to be invited over again" e-mail and my reply, I haven't heard from him for a few days, and when I sent a quick e-mail, he was really happy.

So should I persue him, I had no desire to get into anything other than just having good time but I don't want to break anyone's hearth. He seems to me a great guy. Do piscean guys prefer to be chased? Are they mostly quiet? I sort of feel there is lesser degree of energy between us when apart unlike when in the sack? We both have come oout around the same time and we both have enough experience with others. This particular date was just so freakishly amazing, really I not sure about my next move. Any opinion is greatly appreciated. Thanks, Andy. :-D