Gay Pisces Astrology Profile

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The Gay Pisces: For a raging bull, you're kind of a princess.

We might as well start with the good news: you're great in the sack. The bad news is that even tantric sex doesn't last forever. You don't have sex, you loose yourself in it. Like I bet you want to loose yourself boping away to Miguel Migs all night long. Or whatever the kids are listening to these days. Give you a club where some good garage house is spinning and, let's be honest, your substance of choice, and the only way to get rid of you will be when the lights go up and you realize the hottie you've been dancing with all night is less Patrick Swayze and more Patrick Stewart. Awkward.

It's fine to escape once in a while, but when you wake up in the morning with a splitting headache, vaguely recalling a nightmare in which your father chased you around the club with a knife shouting "Engage", you're going to have to face reality. Most of the day will have to be spent doing what we here on planet earth call "stuff". You know, stuff? Let me see here... paid any bills lately? Right. Looked into rolling over that 401k? Well, add it to the list. Gotten the landlord to stop by and look at that leak in the ceiling? You know, so you can get rid of the crock pot on the floor of your living room, the one you've been tripping over every morning for a week? It's not a permanent solution, you know. Sooner or later, you're going to want to make some soup.

Oi ma! You're a harder case than I thought. Pisces is the everything bagel of the zodiac. They say you've lived eleven other lives, having cycled through all the other signs to end up... where exactly? The heck if you know. Fitting, then, that your sign rules the Unconscious. Not that you're totally unaware of what's going on. You pick up on the feelings of others like crazy Uncle Mario picks up radio signals from that metal plate implanted in his scull. Your ability to empathize is famous, just ask any of the friends, family, or co-workers. You're ready give all of yourself to whoever needs you most. All of your emotion, I mean... what were you thinking? But use protection, dear Pisces. You don't have unlimited energy yourself. Exposure to toxic amounts of pain can lead to a lethal case of martyrdom, and who wants to end up all Joan-of-Arc? Can we say butch?

That said, service is the name of your game and not even a conservative could keep you from using compassion to make the world a better place. It's pretty straightforward, really. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you've heard otherwise before. That dual nature stuff. The 'You're two fragile little fishies wandering in the pond' crap. Don't buy it for a second. The two fish represent two possibilities, not an endless game of tug-of-war. Sure, one of those possibilities is that you might just fall deep into your dreams and never wake up. But you could also get it together and do great things. You've got the intelligence of the Scarecrow, the courage of the Lion and the heart of the Tinman; not to mention the charisma of the beacon herself, Dorthy. You have so much to offer that you might not know where to begin, but that's a nice problem to have.

There's a good chance that your need for illusion manifests itself in a love of the arts. Interested in the theater? You drama queen you. And I'd be willing to bet that those big pretty eyes of yours have a knack for color. Who wouldn't want to take you in the dressing room? You can coordinate my wardrobe any time, baby. Maybe your thing is oil on canvass. Or maybe you can write a mean sonnet. You got skills, kid, so buck up. You're no flake. Pick a plan, any plan. And stick with it, for god's sake. One day at a time. Your emotional nature is a great source of inspiration but unfortunately it takes organizational skills to get a project moving. If you want my advice, hook up with a Virgo. They'll teach you everything you need to know about making lists and sticking to schedules. Just make sure you pencil in some time to stare out the window and day dream. Since you were going to anyway.

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are there other fish with moon in air or fire out there. im sun pisc, moon sag, ascendent pisc. the sag moon seems to emphasis my wonderlust and indecision and am curious if there are others out there with a similar combo who have something to say about it.

#57 - piscsag - 08/19/2010 - 21:38

are there any other fish with moon in air or fire out there. im sun pisc, moon sag, ascendent pisc. the sag moon seems to emphasis my wonderlust and indecision and am curious if there are others out there with a similar combo who have something to say about it.

#56 - piscsag - 08/19/2010 - 21:37

It's Alright

I love hearing that there are others out there just like me. Slippery Pisces, zoning out on a tree, a color on a building, someone's body language or in the throws of passion. It is what it is. We are ok for being this way. Everyone around me say they love how i can chill them out and make them feel relaxed. We're sharing the spirit realm with them. It is a very subtle energy that we can hook up to easily. It's our job to spread that energy to the signs that would otherwise drown in there "literal" world. The challenge is keeping something grounded in our conscience as not to just become a "channel" for others. Something that keeps us awake in the real world. Anyone have any idea what i'm talking about and/or have any ideas? :)

#55 - Slippery Fish - 08/10/2010 - 23:30

i too am in love with a capricorn

i have been dating my sea-goat for almost two years now. my love for him is so much its almost disgusting. he can be difficult sometimes just being stubborn and very stoic. doesn't like to talk about his feelings hardly ever which is a hard thing for me as a fish. but i find that his both feet on the ground nature is very good for my head in the clouds take on life. my dad is also a cap and sometimes the similarities between them are scary....... yet oh so comforting at the same time.

as for the sense of humor? his is very subtle and dry. and i don't think he realizes how hysterical ha can be. always looking at me funny as if i'm laughing at him but really its just something he's said.

#54 - Alexander - 07/07/2010 - 17:12

My Love for a Capricorn

it is so weird i have read a majority of these and no pisces ever go after capricorns well i go gaga for this one i have known for two years he doesnt have a great sense of humor yet i always find a smile on my face when i am around him i really think like him but i dont know if he likes me hmmmmm challenging got any advice for me?

#53 - MoonJesta^_^ - 06/29/2010 - 10:37

pisces cancer SCORPIO

we the scorpipos have
1. more passion
2. more power
3. pure sex appeal..... ;-)

lolololololol
:-P

4. this other thing that only can bedescribed if your a scorpio sorry
keep tryin though you may get a pisces one day it's great once you have them ;-)