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Profile of The Gay Pisces:

The Gay Pisces: For a raging bull, you're kind of a princess.

Gay Pisces Profile We might as well start with the good news: you're great in the sack.  The bad news is that even tantric sex doesn't last forever.  You don't have sex, you loose yourself in it.  Like I bet you want to loose yourself boping away to Miguel Migs all night long.  Or whatever the kids are listening to these days.  Give you a club where some good garage house is spinning and, let's be honest, your substance of choice, and the only way to get rid of you will be when the lights go up and you realize the hottie you've been dancing with all night is less Patrick Swayze and more Patrick Stewart.  Awkward.

It's fine to escape once in a while, but when you wake up in the morning with a splitting headache, vaguely recalling a nightmare in which your father chased you around the club with a knife shouting "Engage", you're going to have to face reality.  Most of the day will have to be spent doing what we here on planet earth call "stuff".  You know, stuff?  Let me see here... paid any bills lately?  Right.  Looked into rolling over that 401k?  Well, add it to the list.  Gotten the landlord to stop by and look at that leak in the ceiling?  You know, so you can get rid of the crock pot on the floor of your living room, the one you've been tripping over every morning for a week?  It's not a permanent solution, you know.  Sooner or later, you're going to want to make some soup. 

Oi ma!  You're a harder case than I thought.  Pisces is the everything bagel of the zodiac.  They say you've lived eleven other lives, having cycled through all the other signs to end up... where exactly?  The heck if you know.  Fitting, then, that your sign rules the Unconscious.  Not that you're totally unaware of what's going on.  You pick up on the feelings of others like crazy Uncle Mario picks up radio signals from that metal plate implanted in his scull.  Your ability to empathize is famous, just ask any of the friends, family, or co-workers.  You're ready give all of yourself to whoever needs you most.  All of your emotion, I mean... what were you thinking?  But use protection, dear Pisces.  You don't have unlimited energy yourself.  Exposure to toxic amounts of pain can lead to a lethal case of martyrdom, and who wants to end up all Joan-of-Arc?  Can we say butch? 

That said, service is the name of your game and not even a conservative could keep you from using compassion to make the world a better place.  It's pretty straightforward, really.  Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you've heard otherwise before.  That dual nature stuff.  The 'You're two fragile little fishies wandering in the pond' crap.  Don't buy it for a second.  The two fish represent two possibilities, not an endless game of tug-of-war. Sure, one of those possibilities is that you might just fall deep into your dreams and never wake up.  But you could also get it together and do great things.  You've got the intelligence of the Scarecrow, the courage of the Lion and the heart of the Tinman; not to mention the charisma of the beacon herself, Dorthy.  You have so much to offer that you might not know where to begin, but that's a nice problem to have. 

There's a good chance that your need for illusion manifests itself in a love of the arts.  Interested in the theater?  You drama queen you.  And I'd be willing to bet that those big pretty eyes of yours have a knack for color.  Who wouldn't want to take you in the dressing room?  You can coordinate my wardrobe any time, baby.  Maybe your thing is oil on canvass.  Or maybe you can write a mean sonnet.  You got skills, kid, so buck up.  You're no flake.  Pick a plan, any plan.  And stick with it, for god's sake.  One day at a time.  Your emotional nature is a great source of inspiration but unfortunately it takes organizational skills to get a project moving.  If you want my advice, hook up with a Virgo.  They'll teach you everything you need to know about making lists and sticking to schedules.  Just make sure you pencil in some time to stare out the window and day dream.  Since you were going to anyway.

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psychic bitch..
whoever writes these horo 'homo' scopes is me hero- i cant describe how fitting those word are to my life right now! im beyond !@#$%in amazed.. anyway virgos call me haha..
#12 - Jaden Marques - 08/19/2008 - 14:47
I don't feel sane
Wow, what a night!

I looked good and had a fantastic date!
The best thing was he was a Virgo :) So you were right....
'If you want my advice, hook up with a Virgo'
.....I did without knowing and will keep you posted.
;-)
#11 - Drama Queen - 08/18/2008 - 11:51
It's Me Again!
B-)

What can I say spot on!!!

''We might as well start with the good news: you're great in the sack.''

I love this site ;-)
#10 - Drama Queen - 07/31/2008 - 14:09
Drama Queen
;-) There is nothing wrong with being a Drama Queen and I would love to co-ordinate anyones wardbrobe :) You must know how well put together I am....lol...
#9 - Diana - 06/05/2008 - 10:42
K.
Im in love with a pisces.i was only the hot girl that she found out was les,so she kissed me,and it ended the day after.why? It doesnt bother me,coz theres lots of other girls.but.why? :)
#8 - Umm..a - 06/03/2008 - 09:31
Pisces 1
My birthday is feb 23rd, so I was born a day after the Pisces Cusp. Meaning I'm still a fairly young and naive pisces. I love being in touch with my emotions though and I'm not afraid to cry or let them show. However, I feel like sometimes there is also a downside to it when I'm feeling !@#$%ty all-of-a-sudden and am unable to lift my spirits. I love being in my own little world at times though and being highly intuitive. I am currently dating an 'incompatible sign,' a Gemini, and it's really frustrating. Sometimes it feels like I put all the thought, energy and emotions into the relationship. We are supposed to offset Virgos really well though because those are our opposite sign (Aug 23 - Sept 16th /I believe?) Anyways, I would not trade my sign for anything else. loves it.
#7 - Ty - 05/25/2008 - 20:04
This cheered me up
I was feeling rather low until I came across this site and read my reading.
Thanks it was just what I needed ;-)
#6 - Diana - 05/09/2008 - 13:42
writer/waiter/gardener
Ok, so maybe i have other signage, but as i think of me & other pisces i have even had significant relationship with, your implication that we can be an undirected mess, is all wrong! No, it's a little right, but i simply encounter more goal-oriented, achieving, disciplined pisces.




#5 - Andrew - 01/09/2008 - 23:38
I love it
Hahaa I love it and I really like a pisces but im a taurus and i feel like i dont have a chance help me
#4 - james - 11/09/2007 - 06:37
Thats Me To A T
Everything you described is me every little thing
#3 - Alex - 09/29/2007 - 23:27
And the winner is
thanks
#2 - Franklin - 07/24/2007 - 01:19
Hmm
none
#1 - j - 05/11/2007 - 14:32
and...Jesus loves me.
That's all I have to say about that.
#0 - TortoiseHead - 05/04/2007 - 01:19
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