Gay Leo Astrology Profile

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The Gay Leo: Who wouldn't want to be you?

King of the Jungle? Understatement. Louis XIV built Versailles so that the sun would progress with him from morning into night. Mistresses, lords, jesters, manicurists, haberdashers, horseman, chefs, and hangers-on orbited him like asteroids and applauded his every utterance. That's more like it. Sometimes it gets stressful, having so much delegating to do, but the perks are fabulous. It's never lonely on top. The glamour, the booze and, lest we forget, the boys, will have the rank and file in awe. You know how it works, this social thing. It's not rocket science, really. Give 'em a good time. Make 'em feel like they're with you on the top of the food chain, and they shall come. There's really nothing you can do about it. Kings need attention like Brittney Spears needs the paparazzi.

All this lavish entertainment is going to take money, of course. Good thing you like to lead in business as well as pleasure. You've got a hankering for the corner office, if only because it gets good light and will allow you to show off your vintage modernist furniture to its best advantage. Call it expensive, call it snotty, but under no circumstances call it Ikea. You know the best; that's why you're such a good boss. You can motivate a team with your compliments and encouragement. And you're totally comfortable as the bold entrepreneur, the one who gets a brilliant flash of inspiration and then calls the admins into his office to say "I'll need the details worked out by Monday." You're more of a vision guy than a corporate cog, though you work pretty hard at it. I'd remind you to stick to a strict regimen of beauty-sleep, facials and massages, but you don't need too much encouragment.

You're taste for the finer things in life is probably going to command a lot of your money and time... How do I put this? I know the words "label whore" sound harsh, but brace yourself: label whore. Yes, you. Whatever, you love it. How else would they recognize your majesty, now that capes and scepters have gone out of style? Royalty needs to look the part. Besides, you only like the big names because they make the best rags. It's not the label you're after so much as a guarantee that the fabric and cut are going to be just right. In this era of the tailored suit, that's not a bad idea.

Lesser mortals may ask who died and made you Hillary Clinton. And if they do, please avoid sulking. It's so unattractive. In fact, you might want to take the drastic step of thinking about why a body would say such a thing. Think back. Last time you were out, did you feel the need to lecture about your one pet peeve in this world, men with over-shaped eyebrows? Or your other one pet peeve, the men who love them? Maybe it's the Log Cabin Republicans who really get your goat. Maybe your lecture is directed at a friend who foolishly called his bar crush the very next day. I know, I know, but show some restraint. As the Kristal flows, so does your stream of eloquence. You lecture because you love. You lecture because you yourself know better. And when you've finished, hopefully you'll still have some friends left. Since you're going to pick up the tab, it's entirely likely. But watch it, Leo. Even if you are right, and I concede that you frequently are, nobody likes a know-it-all. Show a little humility, and for heaven's sake, give your friends some credit for being the gorgeous, intelligent, creative people they are. After all, you don't hang out with just anybody. These people are special to you for a reason.

Different people show love in different ways. You know, strokes, folks, and all of that. For you, love and gifts go hand and hand: the expensive bag, the helpful business contact, the lavish compliment. You love to do it and they love to receive it. Just make sure that you're not trading stuff for affection. Learn to take a little criticism from the people who love you. Since you're not exactly what some folks would call approachable, you'll know they're speaking up because they care. Do you really want a pack of yes-men following your around, flattering you and doing whatever you ask? Don't answer that.

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scorpio and leo?!?!

whats the verdict with scorpios and leos? (im a scorpio - the good kind)

#25 - goodscorpio - 08/24/2010 - 06:46

scorpio and leo?

so wahts the verdict on scorpio and leo together? im a scorpio (the good kind - i promise)

#24 - scorpiolover - 08/24/2010 - 06:45

The two faces of evil

The joy of having a birth date the day before the sign rolls over is having the inner mush of a cancer, with the cocky, oh so cool exterior of a cancer. Friends say its the best of both worlds.... Sensitive and GQ, or is it like plugging the two ends of an electrical cord together... That's fine for storage, but I wanna use my toaster. Sorry baby jesus, no room in the inn.

#23 - Caught in the middle - 07/16/2010 - 03:28

Underneath the Outfit

Leo Homo here. As I see it- yes we like nice new things-and too many things and people all at once. Indeed; our aloof tendencies and seemingly materialistic motives may cause others to scoff. We think too much, party too much, and pay too much. Being a Leo simply means being too smart for your own good. Or simply thinking fast,hard, and in every direction to the point of near mental implosion. Thus; we eventually accept we're too, "over-the top" or too big of personalities for most tolerance levels-even our own. However; we wish to love and be loved more than anything (that allusive thing we can't buy). Thus- the shiny presentation and trepidation in sharing our inner dilemma, hopes, and desires. Get passed the exterior- and you'll find a very complex individual. P.S. Our intuition is golden, our passion unparalleled, and our true love **NEVER** a Scorpio or a Taurus. I hope this note found you well. To help navigate the sands of time; remember to revisit this site's daily scopes! :-D

#22 - Remy - 07/09/2010 - 08:01

Underneath the Outfit

#21 - Remy - 07/09/2010 - 07:58

Cancer on Leos

lol! They are so aloof, and so detached,and always sooo happy. This is exactly what makes them one of the cutest in the zodiac. They may all act like kings, but I think they act adorable, like little kids playing dress up. It's the cutest thing in the world!!

I want to take a leo and snuggle him up and leave lip marks all over his face. But I know I must obey his civil royalty or be punished... :-P