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Gay Gemini Astrology Profile

Gay Gemini Astrology Profile

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The Gay Gemini: Best friend, Adderall.

Make up your mind Gemini!  Who's team are you on, anyway?  Duality is an important part of nature, but they say people ruled by the twins like to double their pleasure and their fun.  Kinky?  You bet.  Mercury, ruler of Gemini, was the pretty calling card of the gods, the messenger who moved like lightening and dripped honey when he spoke.  He also had a physique as chiseled as the statues they made in his image-- all that running up and down Mt. Olympus is good for the thighs.  What more could you want, Gemini?  You have it all: brains, bod and the busiest tongue on the zodiac.  Sometimes you even get around to talking.  I jest.  Verbal skills happen to be your particular strength.  You're the best dinner conversation of the zodiac.  Ideally, you could spend a lifetime dining with friends on the terrace of a Rive Gauche cafe, exchanging bon mots and watching the boys strut by.  You thrive on conversation as witty and intelligent as you are, especially when they are paired with tapas and crisp rose.  Why get stuck with an entree if you could sample an entire menu? 

This simple polemic could be applied to just about every area of your existence.  As an undergraduate, I'd be willing to bet you triple majored in Japanese culture, physics and botany.  Typical.  Worst case scenario is that you didn't make up your mind at all, you naughty little Gemini.  It's great that you have so many interests, but a series of passing interests does not a career man make.  At least if you have to go back to college at age thirty-five, you'll look great.  Your sharp mind somehow keeps you looking fresh and agile; even if you've chased the party like it was your job, you can expect to look a lot more like Kate Moss that Kieth Richards after you've left rehab.  It's hardly even fair.  Find a job where you can use your excellent interpersonal skills, and you'll be communicating all the way to the bank.  The possibilities are endless, as long as you choose a line of work that rewards you for hopping around all day like a five year old waiting for the potty.  It's not that you can't concentrate.  It's just there are so many pressing thing in life that require your attention, and you hate to let any one thing slip.  Did you leave the iron on?  Choose the right tie?  Paper or plastic?  Ma'am or Sir?  Lifestyles or Trojans?  Luckily, you have a uncanny knack for balancing all pressing issues somewhere in the slippery realm of your immediate attention.  Why have just one big problem when you could solve twenty little problems in under twenty minutes, and still have time to file your nails? 

At your best, you master your massive attention deficit and use your curiosity to find unique solutions to just about any problem.  At your worst, you're full of hot air.  Take relationships, for instance.  You are so notoriously fickle when it comes to love that I bet you don't even mind that gays can't marry.  In fact, I would be saddened but not shocked to find that you were giving money to the Family Values Council under an assumed name.  Well, it looks like you'll be able to avoid that awkwardness for a little while longer; just stay out of Massachusetts.  There's nothing you dread more than the prospect of waking up next to your lover of the week for the rest of your life.  It's not that you are incapable of love, far from it.  But you have a crush to match each of your split personalities.  How to choose just one?  Walking down the street, it's impossible not to notice a stunning pair of eyes over here and a sensual mouth over there.  You put them together like some men put together fantasy football teams.  As for landing the catch to end all catches, good luck with all that.  Even if you did, you'd probably just change your mind the next day.  Maybe his look isn't right for the season.  If people were clothes, you'd be getting all of yours at H&M, knowing full well they'll be passe by the time the next fashion week rolls around.

Besides, if you settled down, you might not have a reason to flirt anymore; and flirting is what you do best.  To trot out a tired cliche: Variety is the spice of life.  To quote a Joni Mitchell lyric: Everything comes and goes, marked by lovers and styles of clothes.  Not that you spend too much time reminiscing.  If you're moping around your apartment thinking of the snows of yesteryear, it's because the invitation you were hoping for didn't arrive and you're in the mood for self-pity.  Knock it off, Gemini.  Maybe if you tried thinking with your heart every once in a while, instead of that logical head of yours, you wouldn't be prone to these fits of melancholy.  If you keep blowing people off when they're done being useful, you might just find yourself in-between friends when you need them most.  I hate to tell you this, but where you might admire your own quick mind and insatiable curiosity, some people would say that your inability to make a commitment makes you an empty, superficial person.  I guess it's all in how you choose to see it.  So maybe you should choose to show some appreciation for the people who mean the most.


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SITTING HERE READING MYSELF ON A COMPUTER SCREEN. WHO WRITES THESE THINGS? I NEED TO KNOW. I NEED TO KNOW Y ONE DAY IM READY 2 SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH MY PARTNER AND THEN THE NEXT DAY I CANT FREAKN STAND HER, AND 4 THE MOST PART I DONT EVEN KNOW Y? WE R A SUPER SOPHISTICATED BUNCH ARENT WE? LOL. WHEN I ANNOUNCE MY SIGN I ALMOST ALWA Z GET A "OH MY GOD" OR A "I CANT STAND GEMINIS" Y? I THINK I AM GODS GIFT TO WOMEN! I MEAN IVE ALWAZ BEEN THE MOST DOWSN 2 EARTH, THE PRETTIEST, THE MOST GIVING, THE MOST SWAGGED OUT PERSON ANY1 IVE EVER DATED HAS DATED. I DONT GET IT. PROBABLY NEVER WILL. I THINK ITS BECAUSE GEMINIS R EASY TO FALL N LUV WITH AND WE TEND 2 BREAK ALOT OF HEARTS BECAUSE WE USUALLY ARENT FOCUSING ON THE 1 THATS FOCUSING ON US. ????????
#36 - MORE LIKE TRIPLETS! LOL - 02/24/2010 - 15:17
Contrary to Popular Belief
Not ALL GEMINI's are sluts. Gosh. Its so frustrating that other gays look down on us for being desired because of our charm. They see us flirting with ppl and they automatically associate that with f@#*!&g but little do they know that our flirting is merely an interesting side-game to us and almost always goes nowhere. We dont take people we flirt with seriously, or at least I dont. Unless there is already a mental connection made or in the making, flirting is all fun and games... maybe even a laugh. Who knows? We're complex and sometimes crazy people ;)
#35 - Johnny - 01/31/2010 - 06:42
Wow!!!
I was reading this and could only lol the whole time.. this is about for the most part.. few things here and there that are inaccurate but no one is exactly the same. Jesus man.. this kinda scares me a bit XD
#34 - Random passerby - 12/31/2009 - 05:24
Sr.
I’ve been in my relationship now for 3 years and 3 months. Yes, I admit I have a little dirt under the rug…but I know how to sweep it away before it peers from the sides. He’s 12 years my senior and I’m in my late 20’s. He’s a true Gemini, straight acting man at heart until he’s had 2 to many L.I.T.’s or Margarita’s with all the attributes that are lined above…from looks (the nerdy where is Waldo…OMG look at him neck-down body…and yes he’s German built;) returning school undergrad; peering at the bois and making note of all the cute ones vocally…and still has mysterious “friends” whom I’ve never meet…I haven’t even meet the straight ones from the gym. (3 years,) and yes he’s meet all of my friends except 1 who lives 3 hours away and is my gay mother; the other who is a female with 2 kids. The Wedding issue…I’m Martha Stewart…and he’s the Catholic Priest. Conversationalist…again that’s torn between the both of us…but he has the wittiest jokes that make people look at him twice and give the “I’m going to be polite” this time look…I’m more of the “how beneficial is this political conversation in the middle of the club?” Club for me is only twice a month dancing on the floor like I was auditioning for A Chorus Line, where he would rather sit at the Lounge and have drinks (at the club!) Yes, he shops like no tomorrow…and if it’s not a BRAND, from gadgets to clothes…he’s not buying it, of course making note that “I bought this at Banana Republic.”
I’m Sagittarius and yes I have my issues…and yes my scope was 100% on the mark! Yet reading his Gemini…makes me wonder…has this been 3 years to long?:-o
#33 - Raleigh's Best - 11/28/2009 - 15:17
this is $#!%
either im not really a gay gemini or this isnt very accurate. while some things ring true, i differ in many aspects it speaks of here. as a matter of fact im fighting for gay marriage! i want to get married one day and have a family! yes its true that i find it hard not to notice other guys but hell who doesnt so that sometimes? and unlike other geminis i could care less about fashion! i dress like i do(thugish) and thats that! im not rich nor do i plan to be so i aint buying new clothes all the time. also according to all my exes im one of the most caring people theyve met and i still care about most of them! ive never just broken up with someone ive claimed to love over stupid things like it says above. ive NEVER cheated and NEVER plan to. what this thing doesnt explain is that the being a gemini is like being Anikin Skywalker. were always constantly fighting the dark side of our persona and some of us do become Darth Vader. but that doesnt mean were all like that! i plan to remain on the light side where i have a chance to make my dream come true! were the yin and yang in one of the zodiac! thats why were also the most misunderstood sign of all
#32 - Gemini Thats Different - 11/13/2009 - 05:40
silly libras haha
i actually have a best friend as a libra ans an older brother and when we are together i notice we feed on each others personalities though some times libras hardly ever catch up to any of the wit we put out in conversation but at the same time we have a ball , i just know i can break their even sided personalities so quick its not funny haha so yes libras like to think they can put ANY one in general on check but the reality is they are so easily shut down ! haha
#31 - Airick Vanchua Vein - 10/20/2009 - 04:05
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