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Gay Aquarius Astrology Profile

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The Gay Aquarius: A Smooth Jazz Nightmare.

When it comes to Aquarian relatioships, the good news is that you might just be the friendliest sign on the zodiac. The bad news is that you might just be the friendliest sign of the zodiac. You'll strike up a conversation and weasel a phone number out of any hottie, anywhere: cute baristas, receptionists and chance acquaintances of all homotypes are prey to your smooth talking skills.

When you take out a date, you show him a fantastic time if he's up for cocktails, dinner, bar, club and after hours. And if he's ready for your innumerable stop and chats along the way. Watch your date's reaction: is he loving how popular you are or checking his watch with the intense look of a man about to flee? Some people might think it a bit rude to spread the love around like you do, but can you help being so damn charming?

Aquarius can't afford to take a jealous lover if he ever wants to go to the bathroom alone again. It might be a nice gesture to ease his anxiety with a little PDA, even if it hurts a little. It's not that you're cold: when you're with somebody you like, he'll be the most fascinating creature you've met in months, except for every other crush you've taken out that weekend.

You'll impress him with your stamina, but you're uncomfortable with those moments that can make a real connection. You need to buck up and accept that if you want in his pants, you might just have to suffer through a dinner at his house followed by a private screening of [insert gay movie here]. Take an antihistamine if sap makes you break out in hives. And if you decide to seal the deal with a romantic dinner au restaurant, for God's sake don't let him catch you staring at the waiter's ass.

When it comes to men you see something to take home and love in everybody; and that's a good thing, right? But watch out, Aquarius. Your greatest strength in love is your ability to accept a person completely for who they are, even if that means letting go. But you can all too frequently use letting go as an excuse to be selfish and detached from your lover, letting them stray from your heart and your bedroom.


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i like that, aquaguy81. everyone (including me) should post a post about their relationships with each sign and/or what they like abotu each sign. :)

people who have such great attitudes like that have a higher chance of getting laid. LOL!!! :-P
#49 - dick - 08/28/2010 - 08:17
The Aquarian male and how he relates to all the signs (my version!)
Aqaurian Male here.. lemme break it down, as far as my personal (extensive) expirience with each sign.

Pisces: Emotional wrecks, but enjoy theyre company and in-depth love. Can be possesive if distent (red flag) ;-)


Aries: Lots of fun... An aries guy will have you partyin like crazy and the sex just never STOPS! NOt usually the jealous type, but if he is.. try to have witnesses if he tries to beat you. lol


Taurus: I always think Taurus guys are HOT! like... "I really want to f**k you now!" but they always seem to play hard to get or want to do stupid sh*t like some sporting event.


Gemini: hmm... great friends but they are kinda wacky... I never know what to expect. but... I usually have a lot of fun people watching with them... then pointing and laughing... having fun etc. ;-) They always seem to know what I'm thinkin!!! ;-) This is BY FAR the BEST pal you can ever have .. right here.


Cancer: For some reason I really love Cancers... just because they always seem so close and they usually have a great look about them! But they just get too caught up in the whole rlationship deal. I love how sensual they are... makes me feel good (like I'm on some really good drug!) great lovers, but you'll probably get bored after awhile.


Leo: I'm so drawn to this guys good looks, and even have great first impressions as well... but, this guy can be a real cocky as*hole! You know, the type you'd like to fu*k but shoot at the same time? Yeah, you caught that to right? lol Much like Taurus he likes to play hard to get... and will want you to go through some painful BS just to get to his pants. lol


Virgo: Absolutely NOT... I haven't met one good Virgo to date, this guy makes me want to puke! Want to get in his pants? forget about it! Not going to happen in a million years! this guy is rigid and boring!!!!! LOL in some cases hes a HUGE prude (sometimes a complete douchebag) that thinks hes too good to mess around with!


Libra: Best sex ever!!! BEST sex ever!! They always got me coming back for more... not only that but they are really chill friends!!!
the only down side to this guy
is that he can be a tease... or simply take a break from you. Which sucks because I WANT more of him! Hes the only real option for an Aquarian relationship to be somewhat completely stable!


Scorpio: I find it odd most of my friends are Scorpios... all close friends mind you! they've always got some sort of BS drama going on (drama that is far beyond anything you can imagine!) and almost always come to me to talk about it (of course cause I'm a genius!) some scorpios are really bizarre in the bedroom... they will definitely make things sore!.. if you know what I mean, they are like paranas! LOL


Sag: This guy is awesome, and more than likely a pot smoker! lol plenty of chill fun and great conversation about all sorts of sh*t!! Same as libra though... he can be distant, but will never turn down a roll in the sac! This guy is OK in my book. Very chill and easy going! Best friends.. great bed mates... excellent communication!


Capricorn: This guy will finish the job! (and I do mean finish the job! LOL) Great sex! Long, slow, and very pleasurable! they seem a bit quiet, but still cool... strong silent type that love to please! They are kind of easy, but they compose themselves pretty well regardless. Youd never know they are closet sluts. lol all kidding aside, this guy is cool and ok in my book!


and finally Aquarius! (my sign) .. the Aquarians for me have been cool and a pretty easy lay! lol but after that I will admit, it's kind of hard staying in touch with them! Even if we had a good time...They seem like a one hit wonder and you never see them again!? lol but if you do, they are very friendly. ;-) I haven't met an Aquarian yet thats been an asshole... and for the record, I'm not even sure if we're aware of how we're treating other guys? we'll be off in our own little world and all the while the rest of the guys are like "WTF is this guy's problem? and why isn't he talking to me anymore??" when really it's just normal for us to drift off and not even be aware of what others are thinking!? ;-)




#48 - aquaguy81 - 08/19/2010 - 09:03
HEY THERE ABRASIVE MY TOOTY!!!
SO im minding my own business at work and then what I get fired lol. Thnings seem to be unraveling all around me at work and my personall life as well. What the hell do I do?? I feel like something big is coming up for me important a positive thing but life changing and that has be heading to the B-room!! LOL. Help me make sense of this meshla im in right now!! Rut doesn't even begin to set it straight!! More like walking catastrophe!!! OOOOOh but boys are always cute and fun lol. I have a few of those but none has caught my eye and made it sparkle!! Actually it's kinda sparked out right now LOL....
#47 - Alex A. - 06/26/2010 - 06:00
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Lydia
#46 - Lydia - 06/24/2010 - 14:31
Aquarius and Aries love??
Well it all started in high school at that time I didn't really care for relationships because to me I thought it would get in the way of my dreams and becoming successful. Well that all changed when I meet him. Who soon turned into the love of my life. I meet him at school of course and noticed some weird things about him. Him being an aries I thought would take charge and be mean. But he was different he was such a little kid and so weird but funny and that's what attracted me to him. After finding out from my friends that he asked questions about me like does he have a boyfriend, is he gay, what type of a person is he. But me being an aquarius you come at me with your game because I don't settle for nothing less than I deserve. So after a while we became close friends then best friends. Then came four years in a relationship that was up and down we seemed to still be in love and keep seeing fireworks like the 4th of july. I go to a university out of state now and he works now but I only get to see him during the summer which is two months and that's after summer school. But I just can't seem to bring myself to love this sweet, obsesive, jealous, you mean the world to me boyfriend of an aries...so my question is does aquarius and aries make great couples???
#45 - aquarius - 06/24/2010 - 06:39
Monogamous Aquarius
I am an Aquarius that believes in monogamy. I am not a "true" Aquarius because I do not conform that easily to all the astrological Aqaurian traits. I have been and currently am attracted to Tauruses per my vedic Astrology reading. I understand that these two signs clash in the relationship department. Is there a way that these could work out?
#44 - Rob Tripp - 06/22/2010 - 18:44
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