The Gay Aquarius: A Smooth Jazz Nightmare.
When it comes to Aquarian relationships, the good news is that you might just be the friendliest sign on the zodiac. The bad news is that you might just be the friendliest sign of the zodiac. You'll strike up a conversation and weasel a phone number out of any hottie, anywhere: cute baristas, receptionists and chance acquaintances of all homotypes are prey to your smooth talking skills.
When you take out a date, you show him a fantastic time if he's up for cocktails, dinner, bar, club and after hours. And if he's ready for your innumerable stop and chats along the way. Watch your date's reaction: is he loving how popular you are or checking his watch with the intense look of a man about to flee? Some people might think it a bit rude to spread the love around like you do, but can you help being so damn charming?
Aquarius can't afford to take a jealous lover if he ever wants to go to the bathroom alone again. It might be a nice gesture to ease his anxiety with a little PDA, even if it hurts a little. It's not that you're cold: when you're with somebody you like, he'll be the most fascinating creature you've met in months, except for every other crush you've taken out that weekend.
You'll impress him with your stamina, but you're uncomfortable with those moments that can make a real connection. You need to buck up and accept that if you want in his pants, you might just have to suffer through a dinner at his house followed by a private screening of [insert gay movie here]. Take an antihistamine if sap makes you break out in hives. And if you decide to seal the deal with a romantic dinner au restaurant, for God's sake don't let him catch you staring at the waiter's ass.
When it comes to men you see something to take home and love in everybody; and that's a good thing, right? But watch out, Aquarius. Your greatest strength in love is your ability to accept a person completely for who they are, even if that means letting go. But you can all too frequently use letting go as an excuse to be selfish and detached from your lover, letting them stray from your heart and your bedroom. |
He'd be perfect if he was a little more jealous...
It's a pro for a jealous lover???
02/01
He'd be perfect if he was a little more jealous...
i just find it interesting that he fits more of the "standard" aquarian rather than the gay aquarian which apparently have their differences.
The problem is after the first kiss it is the "you belong to me syndrome" ... it does not fail us at all. Believe it or not but its true... Giving ourselves is hard but when we do, we do fall hard.
anyway, wow...this was dead on for me..i am very surprised...
i cant believe it
**Tarry**
This horoscope makes me feel a bit whorish, and I like that. I don't see nothing wrong with keeping my options open.
According to the 2000 census there are 2 million gays in the US, interestingly enough this is the same amount as the number of people in US prisons.
Why am I a saying this?
Nice horoscope, love the site!