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The Gay Aquarius: A Smooth Jazz Nightmare.
When it comes to Aquarian relatioships, the good news is that you might just be the friendliest sign on the zodiac. The bad news is that you might just be the friendliest sign of the zodiac. You'll strike up a conversation and weasel a phone number out of any hottie, anywhere: cute baristas, receptionists and chance acquaintances of all homotypes are prey to your smooth talking skills.
When you take out a date, you show him a fantastic time if he's up for cocktails, dinner, bar, club and after hours. And if he's ready for your innumerable stop and chats along the way. Watch your date's reaction: is he loving how popular you are or checking his watch with the intense look of a man about to flee? Some people might think it a bit rude to spread the love around like you do, but can you help being so damn charming?
Aquarius can't afford to take a jealous lover if he ever wants to go to the bathroom alone again. It might be a nice gesture to ease his anxiety with a little PDA, even if it hurts a little. It's not that you're cold: when you're with somebody you like, he'll be the most fascinating creature you've met in months, except for every other crush you've taken out that weekend.
You'll impress him with your stamina, but you're uncomfortable with those moments that can make a real connection. You need to buck up and accept that if you want in his pants, you might just have to suffer through a dinner at his house followed by a private screening of [insert gay movie here]. Take an antihistamine if sap makes you break out in hives. And if you decide to seal the deal with a romantic dinner au restaurant, for God's sake don't let him catch you staring at the waiter's ass.
When it comes to men you see something to take home and love in everybody; and that's a good thing, right? But watch out, Aquarius. Your greatest strength in love is your ability to accept a person completely for who they are, even if that means letting go. But you can all too frequently use letting go as an excuse to be selfish and detached from your lover, letting them stray from your heart and your bedroom.
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what r the chances of us staying together?
My ASC is in Leo and my other personal planets are either Earth or Water, so I am very affectionate and demonstrative but it's not something I like doing ALL the time. I will, however, demand a partner who likes to talk with me about everything all the time. I'm an air sign and a chatty Cathy makes me feel very comfortable.
My 7th house is ruled by Aquarius, so perhaps I need to date a water bearer, but I tend to attract Tauruses, Cancers and Capricorns like there's no tomorrow.
I never chat anyone up, I prefer to be aproached but never be obssesive or possesive with an aquarian, we need our space. If you are sure he fancies you, ask him out for a meal and see what happens...
Ed