Gay Aquarius Astrology - Personality Profile

The Gay Aquarius: A Smooth Jazz Nightmare.

When it comes to Aquarian relatioships, the good news is that you might just be the friendliest sign on the zodiac. The bad news is that you might just be the friendliest sign of the zodiac. You'll strike up a conversation and weasel a phone number out of any hottie, anywhere: cute baristas, receptionists and chance acquaintances of all homotypes are prey to your smooth talking skills.

When you take out a date, you show him a fantastic time if he's up for cocktails, dinner, bar, club and after hours. And if he's ready for your innumerable stop and chats along the way. Watch your date's reaction: is he loving how popular you are or checking his watch with the intense look of a man about to flee? Some people might think it a bit rude to spread the love around like you do, but can you help being so damn charming?

Aquarius can't afford to take a jealous lover if he ever wants to go to the bathroom alone again. It might be a nice gesture to ease his anxiety with a little PDA, even if it hurts a little. It's not that you're cold: when you're with somebody you like, he'll be the most fascinating creature you've met in months, except for every other crush you've taken out that weekend.

You'll impress him with your stamina, but you're uncomfortable with those moments that can make a real connection. You need to buck up and accept that if you want in his pants, you might just have to suffer through a dinner at his house followed by a private screening of [insert gay movie here]. Take an antihistamine if sap makes you break out in hives. And if you decide to seal the deal with a romantic dinner au restaurant, for God's sake don't let him catch you staring at the waiter's ass.

When it comes to men you see something to take home and love in everybody; and that's a good thing, right? But watch out, Aquarius. Your greatest strength in love is your ability to accept a person completely for who they are, even if that means letting go. But you can all too frequently use letting go as an excuse to be selfish and detached from your lover, letting them stray from your heart and your bedroom.

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I Am Aquarius, aquarius is me.

I've scrambled horoscopes, read all of them with unknown signs, and i picked aquarius. I find myself very shy around uncool people, or even ppl thats not attracted to me. But around others im very down to earth, outgoing, creative and charming. If i like you, have one convo with me, u gon love me. I love my ego stroked with soft hands. Anything over the top, " u jus too cute, i love ur shoes, i can look at u all day...turns to shut the eff up. But honestly guys, i have a phobia. Its that people like me, okay; but how long will it last? Will u get tired of this aquarius?, cause i wont get tired of you. Even tho us as aquarius can care less, we're jus so loyal and real, we're able to ask ourselves why would they, im the effin best. Otoh....i love hard, sometimes feel i have *physic abilities a lil bit, if u think im lying, then guess wat. Im gonna lie to you. No reason to prove anything to you. Trust me, have faith. If i say im gonna do something and u believe me. 5x outta 5 i am. I love you because i know u love me. If i wouldnt do it, why the eff would you,

#69 - Aquarius_forever - 12/10/2011 - 20:19

Well this explains almost everything about me. I get way to possesive over someone.

#68 - Aquarian boy - 12/02/2011 - 02:06

I wish this wasn't true!

I am jealous and posessive but I can't stand a jealous and posessive man. I also like to charm everyone around me...even animals and plants...lol funny. This is pretty accurate, at least for me! :-P

#67 - Aquaman11 - 11/03/2011 - 20:08

I wish this wasn't true!

I'm jealous and pocessive but I can't stand a jealous and pocessive partner. I also like to charm everyone around me, it's funny how it says animals and plants too...lol This is pretty accurate, at least for me :)

#66 - Aquaman11 - 11/03/2011 - 20:05

AChris

Whoa, Dude! S. Belo, that is seriouslyly harsh and judgemental. I'm a solid Aquarian, and have ZERO patience with drama, games, etc. It's all about the communication! Not sure what kinds of experiences you've had with us but the last thing we are is 'possessive'; thats the antithesis of what makes us tick in the first place; try to hobble an Aquarius and watch what happens, we head for the door. We dislike being seen or treated as possessions. And, yes, we CAN be outspoken, kind, stupidly generous, intelligent, hopelessly romantic and expressive. THATS our nature. If you land an Aquarius, we're hot, attentive, comfortable with PDA's & romantic gestures. But we don't come with a leash, that kind of thing tends not to go over that well. Plus we tend to charm everything in a 100 meter radius, including pets & plans. Handy when it comes time to smooth out a rough moment in public, natural peacemakers. Open your heart and you'll find that we will respect it not smush it.

#65 - A.Christiane von Pfahlenburg - 10/09/2011 - 07:10

An Aquarian.

So being an aquarius, I can tell you about an aquarian for real. Or at least about me. I'm a total contradiction in several ways. Like the first guy who commented on here, I'm ALWAYS checking myself out in the mirror, and yes vanity has become synonymous with my name among my friends. I'm a slut too, pretty much like the description on this site says. I check out everybody, and would have sex with most of them too. I', not shy around my friends they love me and I love attention. But on the other hand, i can be VERY self-conscious in certain situations. Love being social, love to mingle, but still a very solitary person who likes others to keep their distance at times (and around certain people im not down with.) Yet I love it when people adore me and shower me with compliments, and I tell you, there are those that do so and do it for real, mostly when i'm in a more modest mood though. I'm just an individual who likes to be respected as such. Love libra boys, they're so sweet. Geminis are SO fun. Leos, contrary to what is said, get me really hot, and it's because we ARE total opposites. Can't deal with: Cancer Scorpio. Such bitches. Find it easy to take advantage of Capricorn boys, heh heh. Virgos are very interesting to me on an intellectual level, but no attraction. Aries and sagittarius is whatever (never really been with one.) Pisces, I just don't understand, too moody. And that leaves taurus..... they're so blah! Anyways, idk if i would be considered a TYPICAL aquarius, but i feel i'm true to my sign.

#64 - Jason_aquarius - 09/12/2011 - 00:59

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