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When it comes to Aquarian relatioships, the good news is that you might just be the friendliest sign on the zodiac. The bad news is that you might just be the friendliest sign of the zodiac. You'll strike up a conversation and weasel a phone number out of any hottie, anywhere: cute baristas, receptionists and chance acquaintances of all homotypes are prey to your smooth talking skills.
When you take out a date, you show him a fantastic time if he's up for cocktails, dinner, bar, club and after hours. And if he's ready for your innumerable stop and chats along the way. Watch your date's reaction: is he loving how popular you are or checking his watch with the intense look of a man about to flee? Some people might think it a bit rude to spread the love around like you do, but can you help being so damn charming?
Aquarius can't afford to take a jealous lover if he ever wants to go to the bathroom alone again. It might be a nice gesture to ease his anxiety with a little PDA, even if it hurts a little. It's not that you're cold: when you're with somebody you like, he'll be the most fascinating creature you've met in months, except for every other crush you've taken out that weekend.
You'll impress him with your stamina, but you're uncomfortable with those moments that can make a real connection. You need to buck up and accept that if you want in his pants, you might just have to suffer through a dinner at his house followed by a private screening of [insert gay movie here]. Take an antihistamine if sap makes you break out in hives. And if you decide to seal the deal with a romantic dinner au restaurant, for God's sake don't let him catch you staring at the waiter's ass.
When it comes to men you see something to take home and love in everybody; and that's a good thing, right? But watch out, Aquarius. Your greatest strength in love is your ability to accept a person completely for who they are, even if that means letting go. But you can all too frequently use letting go as an excuse to be selfish and detached from your lover, letting them stray from your heart and your bedroom.
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people who have such great attitudes like that have a higher chance of getting laid. LOL!!!
Pisces: Emotional wrecks, but enjoy theyre company and in-depth love. Can be possesive if distent (red flag)
Aries: Lots of fun... An aries guy will have you partyin like crazy and the sex just never STOPS! NOt usually the jealous type, but if he is.. try to have witnesses if he tries to beat you. lol
Taurus: I always think Taurus guys are HOT! like... "I really want to f**k you now!" but they always seem to play hard to get or want to do stupid sh*t like some sporting event.
Gemini: hmm... great friends but they are kinda wacky... I never know what to expect. but... I usually have a lot of fun people watching with them... then pointing and laughing... having fun etc.
Cancer: For some reason I really love Cancers... just because they always seem so close and they usually have a great look about them! But they just get too caught up in the whole rlationship deal. I love how sensual they are... makes me feel good (like I'm on some really good drug!) great lovers, but you'll probably get bored after awhile.
Leo: I'm so drawn to this guys good looks, and even have great first impressions as well... but, this guy can be a real cocky as*hole! You know, the type you'd like to fu*k but shoot at the same time? Yeah, you caught that to right? lol Much like Taurus he likes to play hard to get... and will want you to go through some painful BS just to get to his pants. lol
Virgo: Absolutely NOT... I haven't met one good Virgo to date, this guy makes me want to puke! Want to get in his pants? forget about it! Not going to happen in a million years! this guy is rigid and boring!!!!! LOL in some cases hes a HUGE prude (sometimes a complete douchebag) that thinks hes too good to mess around with!
Libra: Best sex ever!!! BEST sex ever!! They always got me coming back for more... not only that but they are really chill friends!!!
the only down side to this guy
is that he can be a tease... or simply take a break from you. Which sucks because I WANT more of him! Hes the only real option for an Aquarian relationship to be somewhat completely stable!
Scorpio: I find it odd most of my friends are Scorpios... all close friends mind you! they've always got some sort of BS drama going on (drama that is far beyond anything you can imagine!) and almost always come to me to talk about it (of course cause I'm a genius!) some scorpios are really bizarre in the bedroom... they will definitely make things sore!.. if you know what I mean, they are like paranas! LOL
Sag: This guy is awesome, and more than likely a pot smoker! lol plenty of chill fun and great conversation about all sorts of sh*t!! Same as libra though... he can be distant, but will never turn down a roll in the sac! This guy is OK in my book. Very chill and easy going! Best friends.. great bed mates... excellent communication!
Capricorn: This guy will finish the job! (and I do mean finish the job! LOL) Great sex! Long, slow, and very pleasurable! they seem a bit quiet, but still cool... strong silent type that love to please! They are kind of easy, but they compose themselves pretty well regardless. Youd never know they are closet sluts. lol all kidding aside, this guy is cool and ok in my book!
and finally Aquarius! (my sign) .. the Aquarians for me have been cool and a pretty easy lay! lol but after that I will admit, it's kind of hard staying in touch with them! Even if we had a good time...They seem like a one hit wonder and you never see them again!? lol but if you do, they are very friendly.
Lydia