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Profile of The Gay Aquarius:

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The Gay Aquarius: A Smooth Jazz Nightmare.

When it comes to Aquarian relationships, the good news is that you might just be the friendliest sign on the zodiac. The bad news is that you might just be the friendliest sign of the zodiac. You'll strike up a conversation and weasel a phone number out of any hottie, anywhere: cute baristas, receptionists and chance acquaintances of all homotypes are prey to your smooth talking skills.

When you take out a date, you show him a fantastic time if he's up for cocktails, dinner, bar, club and after hours. And if he's ready for your innumerable stop and chats along the way. Watch your date's reaction: is he loving how popular you are or checking his watch with the intense look of a man about to flee? Some people might think it a bit rude to spread the love around like you do, but can you help being so damn charming?

Aquarius can't afford to take a jealous lover if he ever wants to go to the bathroom alone again. It might be a nice gesture to ease his anxiety with a little PDA, even if it hurts a little. It's not that you're cold: when you're with somebody you like, he'll be the most fascinating creature you've met in months, except for every other crush you've taken out that weekend.

You'll impress him with your stamina, but you're uncomfortable with those moments that can make a real connection. You need to buck up and accept that if you want in his pants, you might just have to suffer through a dinner at his house followed by a private screening of [insert gay movie here]. Take an antihistamine if sap makes you break out in hives. And if you decide to seal the deal with a romantic dinner au restaurant, for God's sake don't let him catch you staring at the waiter's ass.

When it comes to men you see something to take home and love in everybody; and that's a good thing, right? But watch out, Aquarius. Your greatest strength in love is your ability to accept a person completely for who they are, even if that means letting go. But you can all too frequently use letting go as an excuse to be selfish and detached from your lover, letting them stray from your heart and your bedroom.

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Best Friend

I am in love with my best friend of 2 years. He tells me he isn't ready for a relationship, but I can stand the fact of seeing him with other guys or talking to them, and we've been through so much for me to give up. He's a virgo. Is it ever going to work?

#15 - Matt - 08/21/2008 - 04:55

I'm in love with a piscian

I'm dating a piscian 30 years old guy. I'm a 21 years old aquarian boy. Do you think we will suceed as a happy coulpe?

#14 - Taquito - 07/02/2008 - 22:38

And yet... other factors?

I'm an Aquarian sun, but my rising is in Scorpio and moon in Cancer, so Im a lot more intense and emotionally attached.The Scorpio/Cancer profiles fit me to a T.

#13 - Gabi - 07/02/2008 - 05:04

well

i am not sure if i really wont to be with him.

#12 - justin - 06/26/2008 - 21:51

Whaat?

CZ:
He'd be perfect if he was a little more jealous...

It's a pro for a jealous lover???

02/01

#11 - JP - 06/04/2008 - 17:50

Is it possible

I'm a very proud AQUARIAN...and I LOVE an AQUARIAN...Is there any chance for us?? I do not even know,if he is gay or not...God help me!

#10 - David - 06/01/2008 - 00:23

cz

My lover's an aquarian.

He'd be perfect if he was a little more jealous...

#9 - cz - 05/15/2008 - 15:25

not true for my situation

i've been dating an Aquarius for over two years now and our love profiles and his sign profile fit better with standard astrology guides and quite the opposite with gay astrology. who knows maybe he's really straight haha. i'm a taurus and he's actually more emotional than i am.
i just find it interesting that he fits more of the "standard" aquarian rather than the gay aquarian which apparently have their differences.

#8 - Mikey - 01/03/2008 - 18:38

Self-Serving and Cold.

I recently broke up my boyfriend and he's Aquarius as well as one of my closest friends. What puts a person off about them is their self-serving ways and detachment. They come across so cold up to the point of cruelty. If they can just work on that they'll be pretty close to perfect... For me anyway...

#7 - Frox - 12/30/2007 - 16:14

absolutely

Yes very true...I have had some real freakazoids and some wonderful men.
The problem is after the first kiss it is the "you belong to me syndrome" ... it does not fail us at all. Believe it or not but its true... Giving ourselves is hard but when we do, we do fall hard.

#6 - Kevin - 12/26/2007 - 16:38

wow

barista is correct for both sexes. baristi wld be used in a plural sense; neither form changes for gender.

anyway, wow...this was dead on for me..i am very surprised...

#5 - versbk - 11/16/2007 - 22:03

Aquarius is the best

wow thats so true
i cant believe it
**Tarry**

#4 - tarry - 11/16/2007 - 06:43

So Ture

This is so ture I'm a very proud AQUARIAN and We are the worlds best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#3 - Anthony - 11/15/2007 - 15:57

did my ex write this?

#2 - R - 11/14/2007 - 19:18

TRUE FOR THE MOST PART.....I AM CERTAINLY A PROUD AQUARIAN! "WE" ARE THE WORLD! NO DOUBT! *WINK*

#1 - J - 09/25/2007 - 19:49

So...what are you trying to say?

Shouldn't it be "baristo" instead of barista?

This horoscope makes me feel a bit whorish, and I like that. I don't see nothing wrong with keeping my options open.

According to the 2000 census there are 2 million gays in the US, interestingly enough this is the same amount as the number of people in US prisons.

Why am I a saying this?

Nice horoscope, love the site!

#0 - goldicock - 04/07/2007 - 02:26

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