Let Pen Read Your Gay Virgo Horoscope for this month

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This month is slow-cooked sexiness for you, dear Virgo, and juicer than a pig on a spit. Something about those long balmy nights has your loins aflame -- and the object of your affections? Perhaps, just perhaps, a the boy next door, or a long-time friend. If you've longed for his kiss and despaired that you would never leave the platonic zone, think again. Proximity will be to your advantage, for your charm is at an all-time peak and your every utterance is iambic pentameter. Even if you're about to come in your pants, you'll be able to maintain a veneer of suave calm, and that's a fantastic thing -- smoked meat beats burnt any day. When you're not busy charming some unsuspecting boy out of his pants, you have plenty of time to yourself this month. Use it to cleanse your mind of any tensions between friends, family and co-workers. By mid-month, this, too, shall pass.