Let Pen Read Your Gay Taurus Horoscope for this month

Or read it for yourself..

It's a good thing your tush looks so nice in a suit, because you're dressing to impress this month. Perhaps some people doubted your commitment and professionalism, but you're back to let them know you work as hard as you play. Meetings with business managers, insurance agents, accountants and lawyers will go especially well for you, so make your appointments in advance and get your house in order. Being the stability loving Taurus that you are, knowing exactly how much your 401(k) has accumulated could have you feeling fancy free and flirty by mid-month, when your ruler, Venus, hooks up with that Olympian hottie, Mars -- and you transition from Trump to tramp. You usually like to hang back and enjoy the scenery, but it looks like you're out in front during this period. When Uranus enters the picture towards this month's end (but when did it leave, really?), things get even kinkier.