Let Pen Read Your Gay Scorpio Horoscope this month

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Sometimes, Scorpio, love doesn't come smooth and slow, but sneaks from behind to pinch you on the ass. Whether or not you realized you were love-starved, this month will break your fast: you're about to fall, hard. When Scorpio bears down and decides to focus, Chris Evans couldn't distract. And when he decides to nail somebody -- well, it's not even fair. But where you're normally a stone cold seducer, this ride on the bronco finds you downright slap happy. If you find yourself outside at midnight, staring up at a bedroom window, belting out "Always On My Mind," you'll have nothing to regret. Everyone looses their head in love at least once. But you gotta ask yourself: is he worthy of your affections, or does he have the head of an ass? Before you get too attached, get an objective second opinion. Then, consult your own feelings to figure out which turns you on more: the guy or the game.