Gay Aries (March 21st - April 20th)
Last month it was raining men like in a disco song, not just for the Ram, but for most of the Zodiac. Springtime is always hectic with hormones, and bodies emerge from insulated abodes primed to show off a little flesh, as well as work off the winter’s waist expansion.
April showers give way to May flowers, and as the heat grows, the humidity will come down a bit. Potential lovers, so recently available by the boatload, are beginning to thin out. Hookups and disillusioned flirtations have taken a toll already on many recent reentries, who are calming down and taking relationships a little more slowly than when it was freshly Spring.
Your focus on career and workplace may be getting in the way of your love life, especially when dealing with a committed partner. Last month brought you great opportunities for dating, with lovely Venus and dashing Mercury dropping by to combine social ease with love. If you took advantage of this to spark a new flame, the embers might cool a little, and it may be time to back off and decide if you wound up with the right person. Odds are good that you’ll decide that you did, and move forward with more confidence.
Mercury goes retrograde on the 26th, so expect the typical distortions in communication and frustrating delays that are usually associated with this phase. If you have important events scheduled for after this date, be sure to make arrangements in advance.
Your impulsive nature might get both you and others into trouble this month. Keep privileged information close to your chest, or there will be high drama in the hole. The news will get around faster than you think, and may reach the wrong ears. Someone close to you could be damaged by your indiscretion, so be careful playing the gossip columnist-your loose lips could cost you a friend.
Gay Taurus (April 21st - May21st)
This is your month; you’ve recently celebrated a birthday, or are about to. Felicidades! The Sun himself will of course be shining his light on you, during the astrological month of your birth. Your Ruling Queen, love diva Venus, will also be in da house, so you will find strangers being nicer to you than perhaps you are used to. The extra attention suits you just fine, as Taurus was born to be pampered.
Strut the scene and enjoy being center stage while it lasts. The slivery New Moon on the fifth will complete the celestial party you’ve been hosting, adding an element of mystery and intrigue to your appeal. The middle of the month is a dynamic period for Taurus; be careful of giving away more information than is necessary. Watch for Mercury to drop by on the 17th; communication will flow much more freely then.
Taurus harbors no need to settle for superficiality. You crave stability, and while opposites do attract, kindred spirits bond even more deeply, building connections that last. Seize the moment to create encounters within a community passionate about your enthusiasms. Join a club, or attend a seminar, a conference, Pride rally, or wherever you can unite with those who share your passions.
Stern Saturn straightening out from a lengthy retrograde puts the emphasis on responsibility for you; this doesn’t just mean packing extra condoms for the evening. Rather, avoid courting romantic misadventures, and devote your energies toward building positive and healthy relationships, which can prosper with or without sex.
Be a good Earthbound Taurus and stay close to home, though, as travel plans could be complicated by Jupiter in retrograde. Enjoy a cozy night in with a few buddies and a bottle of wine, or, better yet, just that special one you’ve had your eye on.
Gay Gemini (May 22nd - June 21st)
You may feel called to return to a chapter in your life on which you’d thought the book was closed. If you decide to follow up, a whole new volume could be added to your personal romance novel.
Overall, this should be an excellent time for spontaneous, conversational dating, or getting more intimate with someone you’re already involved with. If you’ve been wanting to move in with a lover, now would be a good time to spring the idea on him. He may not agree, but getting the issue out in the open will let you know where you stand.
Take the time to settle any status issues in your existing relationship; if the connection is important to you, set your switch to “give” instead of take. He fell in love with your unpredictability, but he may be wondering if he can really ride the roller coaster of waking up to a different you every day.
Emotionally, you may be in a defensive, argumentative mood, or feel that you need to fight for your way. Resist the urge to have the last word; it won’t be worth it. Your inner toddler will be wailing to come out and throw a good old-fashioned tantrum, but putting him in the corner will save you trouble in the long run. Conflicts with your partner will become serious, even fatal, if stubbornness prevails.
Take a deep breath and ask yourself if any one battle is really worth losing the war for. A little adolescent acting-out could cost you more than you’re prepared to sacrifice.
Your slice of the astrological pie will be getting very active toward the end of the month, with Venus moving in to spice up your love life on the 24th, and of course your ruler, darling Mercury, going into reverse mode on the 26th to keep things interesting across the Zodiac.
Gay Cancer (June 22nd - July 22nd)
As the month begins, you’ll find yourself in good humor. Cancer will be in an excellent position to help a partner get through a tough spot and begin a new age of understanding between the two of you. Your talent for listening will come in especially handy; you’ll score points by offering a sympathetic ear, and a comfortable shoulder to cry on.
Running in packs will prove to be more productive than going it alone, although you can make great strides in either the public or private sphere. Pay special attention to your dreams, both the kind you have at night and your driving ambitions; you will find special meaning in considering either. Meditation will promote an unusual clarity of purpose, and you are primed to take a stand for your beliefs.
The time is ripe to get involved in community activities, joining forces with others who are in tune with your ideals, as well as engage those who need educating; Cancer is the perfect teacher to take those fools to school this month! Keep a tight grip on the wallet, however, and beware of loading up that credit card bill, or you’ll be too busy to take advantage of a little financial luck heading your way toward the end of the month.
Resistance might be strong, if it falls upon your shoulders to champion an unpopular cause or defend an ostracized individual, but your sincerity will prevail, so trust in your honest feelings, and you will be surprised at the strength you show.
Friends and lovers alike will turn to you this month with their troubles, and you’ll have plentiful prospects for making inroads to deeper and more enduring relationships in general. Your offbeat perspective, capacity for understanding, and emotional clarity might make you indispensable to someone who will view you with new respect.
Gay Leo (July 23rd - August 22nd)
Don’t let anyone push you around this month; most of your conflicts will be with strong personalities. Manly Mars will be dropping by your neighborhood around the 9th, filling you with confidence and making this a good time to make a stand.
Single Leos may find friends eager play matchmaker with someone he swears is perfect for you, but blind dates most likely will not turn out well, so don’t be afraid to excuse yourself early, if you feel the night sinking beneath the waves.
A co-worker may tempt you to mix business with pleasure, but you’d do well to resist this urge. Instead, make the most of your weekend. Go on the prowl and hunt down what you want. This is the time to whip off your shirt and get a little sweaty on the dance floor. You’ll draw a crowd of aroused fans as usual, so take your pick of the litter or leave him, as you see fit.
Mated Leos should be prepared to sacrifice for the greater good around the middle of the month; domestic tranquility can be easily maintained at the expense of a small point of pride. A long-overdue discussion about what isn’t working well in your relationship is a good idea around this time. You’ll find tensions eased and sore spots soothed.
This month will bring you triumphs in the realm of career. You are primed for receiving honors and awards, but be careful overreaching for them, or you’ll earn a rep as a show-off. Nothing can stop you anyway, so if you’re vying for a prize, it’s probably the limelight you’re after.
Leos will be overflowing with testosterone this month, so the gym is a good place for cruising. You’ll buff up better than usual, so if you’ve been putting off some hiking or rock climbing, this would be a great time to pencil in an energetic afternoon with an athletic buddy, with or without privileges.
Gay Virgo (August 23rd - September 23rd)
Like much of the Zodiac, Virgos enjoyed a fruitful few weeks for casual dating with the onset of Spring fever, and, as for the others, the novelty may be starting to wear off. Whatever you may have started could be looking less sustainable, now that it’s taking up more of your precious time.
On the other hand, you’ll have opportunities aplenty for friendships over the next few weeks, including someone who has a great deal in common with you, so cultivate these and let nature take its course. You never know what will develop.
This is an auspicious time for Virgo beginnings, so if you start with someone new right now, there’s a pretty good chance it will last for a while. The indicators point to virtually limitless opportunities to retool your perspective, and bring awareness to aspects of your life which you ordinarily take for granted.
You will be poised this month to tackle problems which you have been putting by the wayside, or to enhance areas of your life, psychology, and love which you value.
Sensuality is more your style right now than cerebrality; duck from arguments as if they are hand grenades, and perhaps allow yourself be led around by the nose by a strong-willed dominant.
Beware of showing your hand before the bet is called; wearing your heart on your sleeve is a sure way to get mugged for it. Instead, stay ambiguous and mysterious, be open to change and put getting along on top of your priorities. Refrain from spoiling a perfectly good evening over trivial pettiness, and you’ll find it easier later to get him to come around to your point of view.
The last few days of the month will be particularly positive for you; the 24th will see the “relationship planets” balanced in harmony, ushering in a brief period of prime dating energies.
Gay Libra (September 24th - October 23rd)
This Spring has been a good time for you to deepen your understanding of yourself, and you may be ready to take the next step with someone who is a distinct departure from previous lovers. Trying new things will expand your horizons, so if he suggests jetting off for the weekend to a continent you’ve never visited, juggle your sick time and have the wildest adventure of your life.
Venus in Taurus means that you’ll be more interested in settling down than you may usually be, and also more successful at taking things to the next level. The Heavens are busy this month in your neighborhood; a hectic convergence of elements promise an active and exciting schedule.
The next few weeks are likely to be a social whirlwind, and it may seem as if everyone you’ve ever met is emerging from the woodwork, to stake a claim on your time and attention. The constant ringing on your cell phone may be overwhelming, so put it on mute and grab some alone time, if you expect to maintain your sanity.
Interior design issues will bring out the bitch in your partner; when commenting on his color choices, bear in mind that discretion is the better part of valor. Similarly, he may be pressuring you to return that “antique” couch to behind the dumpster where you found it.
One thing’s for sure-you’re starting to get randy, and the more perceptive guys around you will be noticing. Eyes will turn your way, and you’ll start to spy interested glances coming from the most unlikely faces. It’s not your imagination-it’s your mojo.
Beware of sneaking around, though, particularly if you have a committed partner-this will come to haunt you in the next few weeks, as you will almost certainly cause yourself to be busted.
Gay Scorpio (October 24th - November 22nd)
After several patient months of diligent labor, you finally start to spot the fruits of your labor beginning to sprout. Your confidence will be justifiably bolstered by some casual praise pointed in your direction by someone you never expected to impress.
You walk a fine line, and this is a time to toe rather than step out of that line. Make your defiant moves by pale moonlight, and be a Boy Scout in public. Secrecy is your watchword when plotting subversion.
The focus for Scorpio this month will center on power relationships; friend and foe alike will dominate your attention. Play politics with caution, rise above petty squabbles, and keep your head cool when all those around you are losing theirs. You will emerge unscathed.
The key to your success will be heeding some uber-wise advice…something you aren’t in the habit of doing terribly often. If the quality of guidance you’ve been getting isn’t up to snuff, seek a higher class of queen to consult.
Your normal sensual heat will reach fever pitch around the 19th, when the lovely Lady Luna shows off her full splendor in your section of the sky, casting a romantic glow on your nightlife. She is also harbinger of what might be a somewhat uncomfortable ride on the road to transformation, so grab some Dramamine and hold on tight-the winds of change are blowing.
Scorpios with a steady lover are likely to consider a deeper commitment right now; things are probably going well and thoughts are turning toward the future. He’s pretty likely to share your inclination, so seal the deal with a candlelit dinner, whether you’re agreeing to go clubbing together each weekend, or negotiating a trip to Canada to make it “legal”.
Strength through compromise is the winning strategy. You will become untouchable by being unflappable, and win more arguments with your knowing silence than you ever could by crossing swords.
Gay Sagittarius (November 23rd - December 21st)
The Archer begins the month in a mellow mood, nourished by the gentle blowing of a strong Gemini influence. Talkative and engaging, this period promises a steady stream of exciting, expansive conversations, many of them with perfect strangers you may never meet again.
A tendency to be too harsh on yourself can hold you back; an inferiority complex might become a self-fulfilling prophesy by making you choke at the worst possible moment. After all, no one can love you unless you properly love yourself. Earn some self-esteem by pushing the limits at the gym, and pay special attention to your diet, as you are likely to be neglecting this.
Linger on a new relationship before getting too serious; it really is pretty important that you get to know him first, especially as there is a significant chance that you’ve attracted a two-timer. Holding back for a couple of dates will pay off in the long run; beware of feeling pressured.
Don’t get embroiled in other people’s drama, and beware of shouldering their problems as if they were your own. Vampires will sup on the unwary Sag this week, so define your boundaries and maintain emotional independence.
Your slice of the Zodiac is fairly quiet this month; most of the planetary action is taking place within the domain of other signs. You will tend to be strongly influenced by others, and the challenge for you is to carve out your own direction while being pulled along by external forces. Your ruling planet Jupiter enters retrograde phase on the ninth, joined by Mercury and Neptune on the 26th, signaling a time to turn your attention inward.
Getting out to nature will be positive for your body, soul, and sex life. A weekend camping trip around the middle of the month promises to break down barriers…pack a smaller tent for best results.
Gay Capricorn (December 22nd - January 21st)
The Pleasure Principle rules via the Fifth House of Fun, where recreational activities dominate and become favorable. Pencil in some playtime, and engage your creative talents, where you will excel. The point of life is to enjoy it, so put aside your workload for a few days, and succeed in getting down.
Dating counts as a hobby, so single Goats will find themselves scaling the cliffs of love with ease. In crowds, you’ll be empowered to be ringleader of some light hearted mischief, so seize the reins and choose your stud afterward. You will bond with a group if you lead a wilderness hike, and this could turn out to be very hot. Don’t be afraid to show off your brightest side; the right people will be utterly impressed.
The big event in the sky for Capricorn this month is Jupiter going retrograde in your sign, always a powerful hint to take a step back and reevaluate your personal goals and positions. Adopting a new self-help philosophy could give you the keys to a genuine shift in consciousness.
Committed Capricorn will have to tread lightly at home. Odds are you’ll be butting horns with your lover, and there may be some emotional scenes where hidden dissatisfactions emerge. Although this may look like the end, this squabble is actually an opportunity to clear the air and get at the root of what’s not working between you.
Once you get past this difficult honesty, a renewed sense of intimacy and trust will infuse the relationship, with each of you more sensitive to your partner’s needs. Confessing a secret about yourself may entail some risk, but if you want to build a stronger bond, take the plunge and you’ll likely find that he may have an admission or two for you as well.
Gay Aquarius (January 22nd - February 21st)
May kicks off for vibrant Aquarius with a bang; the influence of Mercury sets the stage for wild times and memories to be cherished with a lover. You’ll have to make up that wacky mind of yours soon; the time is coming to put up or shut up about a commitment.
Single Aquarius will in all likelihood be staying that way by personal preference; the Water Boy is looking quite shiny in the springtime sun, and it won’t take you much cruising to find enthusiastic company. Forming deeper connections will take more effort, but also be more rewarding in the long run.
A turbulent few weeks lie ahead for Aquarius. Conflicting influences will tax your ample energy reserves, and be sure to keep your eye out for a social saboteur, who may get in the way at precisely the wrong moment. Jupiter enters retrograde on the ninth, so turn inward and make the most of your talent for creative introspection, in order to make spiritual strides forward. Alternatively, you may choose to take this opportunity to embark on an exciting new journey with a stranger that day.
Neptune enters the retrograde phase under your sign this month, so take note of dreams and odd coincidences; your subconscious may be trying to tell you something. Large-scale planetary shifts are associated with this movement, so it might be a good time to get swept up in activism of a global nature.
Aquarian attention will be centered on whatever you consider to be your base of operations, your central command: be it your office, your home, or your designated barstool at the club. Manage your world from your own turf, as your energy will be strongest in your own element. Remodeling projects are favorable, or at least a new couch and some curtains; your home is, after all, your castle.
Gay Pisces (February 22nd - March 20th) Intellectual interests predominate your chart this month; you’ll be easily attracted to fresh ideas, inclined more than usual toward reading and writing. New enthusiasms will enjoy only brief indulgences, however, before being abandoned for the next exciting morsel from the buffet of ideas.
Resist the impulse to pack your bags and run off on a spontaneous vacation; extravagant and careless spending is sure to lead to financial disaster. Save your pennies to celebrate the good fortune approaching toward the end of the month.
You’ll be attracted to bookstores, libraries, and museums this month; these will be an excellent place to encounter someone of your contemplative temperament. Enhancing your mental horizons will make you both more interesting and successful in all areas of your life.
Neptune moving into retrograde could have revolutionary implications for you, as your sign is ruled by the salty King of the Sea, and this phase signifies a period of immense innovation and invention which could last for several years. Consider where you want this journey to truly take you, whether you want to swim upstream, or go with the flow.
Jupiter also going retrograde further suggests that you take some time to seriously consider the larger questions of your life and philosophy. Some contemplation may spur you to resolve to take action on behalf of others, but you likely won’t be able to follow through as intended due to factors beyond your control. Instead of tearing your hair out with guilt, make a donation if you can’t spare the time to volunteer.
Spawning season has been going swimmingly for Pisces, both single and partnered. The new moon hails a period of reevaluation in your love life, and a long-delayed reckoning will come to a head.
The moment of truth may strike on a long-standing uncertainty between you and a partner; the best strategy for navigating this obstacle is to accept a small sacrifice in return for sealing the deal and taking your relationship to the next phase.
