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Gay Pisces Dating: Swimming in Circles

Gay Pisces Love Dating

Gay Pisces Dating: Swimming in Circles

Don’t tell Pisces, but he has a reputation for being flighty and unpredictable. Actually, go ahead and tell him, he’ll probably be daydreaming about something else entirely.

A Fish out of water even in the bathtub, Pisces isn’t indecisive, his mind is made up-in both directions. Get any sort of bargain you wish to seal with Pisces notarized in triplicate, or better yet, carved in marble. Even still, he’ll deny his signature, and the worst part is, he will actually believe it was forged, even if you saw him chisel it yourself.

Highly creative and emotionally savvy, Pisces will often apply this creativity to the truth, so take promises with a grain of saltwater. Not that Pisces is dishonest, it’s just that reality shifts and buckles more in his undersea world.

A social butterfly and anything but constant, Pisces is apt to wriggle out of your net; but he’s also a sentimental fool, so grand gestures of romance can get him hopping aboard your boat.

Known to be a serial monogamist, who has periodic flings during frequent bouts of amnesia, he tends to have more enduring relationships with friends from school than with lovers. Nevertheless, many Pisceans can and do devote a lifetime to a partner, so long as they’ve found someone who enjoys juggling a bundle of contradictions.

How to Attract Gay Pisces

Many Pisces have a tendency to date down, which is either fortunate or not, depending on how you view your own worthiness. If you cast your line for Pisces, be sure to steer clear of the murky swamps where bottom feeders roam.

More positive connections can be made by frequenting art galleries, poetry readings, and animal rights rallies. Pisces are usually sensitive to the plight of animals, and will be genuinely moved if you rescue an unwanted pet from the pound or volunteer at a shelter.

He might seem flaky to some, but is also a deeply sensitive and nurturing soul, much more in tune with the heart than the mind. Which is not to say that Pisces is shallow, although he is often unfairly accused of superficiality, or being vapid; both Michelangelo and Beat author Jack Kerouac were odd fish.

Evoke what talent lurks inside your intuitive Pisces, and you may find he’s pretty busy up in dreamworld, creating the next “David” or penning the next “On the Road.” Your bohemian space case just may be next year’s Broadway buzz-once you’ve inspired him to compose a musical in your honor.

Gay Pisces Quirks & Erogenous Zones

If you can land your Pisces in a Jacuzzi, half the battle is won. You’ll know where you stand by the shape of his thong-or if he bothers to wear one at all. The Fish tends to be a bit of a foot freak, so caress his sole lightly, and reel him carefully in.

Pisces in general are not hung up about sex; he’ll be less occupied by the physical mechanics of the act than with the emotional context in which it occurs. Experimental role-play, live-action fantasy theater, and body painting are all welcome in the spawning grounds.

Exotic locations appeal to Pisces, so keep the scenery changing…seashore cliffs, naughty hideaways just out of sight, the Mile High club…keep up with his sense of adventure, and he’ll be yours until the current sweeps him away.

What to expect on a Gay Pisces date

At all costs, avoid becoming embroiled in a heated debate. Be wary of taking the bait he may whimsically offer you as a test. Pisceans turn a fast tailfin at the slightest hint of a dispute, and you’ll know you’ve crossed a line from the booming silence suddenly assaulting your eardrums.

Overall, dating Pisces should be an enjoyable experience, as he will be chatty and engaging once he’s decided to be. Arrive with an affectionate gift, such as a tray of assorted chocolate covered nuts, and keep the conversation light and general at first, encouraging him to tell you all about himself, as he will promptly be happy to do.

It’s a rare Pisces who cares enough about material things to be able to pick up the tab on a date. Fortunately, he won’t be impressed by dining at expensive digs, so your best bet is to grab a picnic lunch and enjoy some marine recreation, such as canoeing, waterskiing or scuba diving for the afternoon.

In the absence of a convenient coastline, choose a trip to the museum, or simply the nearest public park-spontaneity is a quality to indulge with flighty Pisces.


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If you are a Pisces and u agree with the bulk of this lard, then you may have issues, one being that you are willing to listen to some d-bag that's clearly BUTT-HURT, no pun intended.
#71 - Incredulous - 07/11/2014 - 01:59
Pisces
Pisces can be very divious and a flighy and wishy-washy even as a "friend"
#70 - Michael - 04/12/2014 - 11:29
maxe
am agreeing with jimjim...
the writer of this must have had it bad for a Piscean and got his little heart broke.
Yes we do have good intuition.
Mine is telling me this was written with a touch of bitterness.
#69 - max grosso - 11/26/2013 - 03:22
yes its true!!!
like omg this is ssoo me but we as pisces we are a positive force when we are happy all is well around us but when our emotions take a sudden turn or plummit all is hell and chaos around us without touching anything..its the force we are giving we must learn to will it and use it wisely..for good
#68 - Tony - 08/28/2013 - 03:12
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Wow. This is so true,its almost scary. I got a bit emotional.
#67 - Bwil9483 - 07/28/2013 - 01:04
Deep seaing
I am a Pisces and most of what I read above was clearly written by someone who doesn't really know our true hearts! We are 1st and foremost adaptable, which is to say that we can get along with everyone. Although many people are confused by this believing we are flaky because we may appear to be different in any given situation. Once we fully trust you then you will be allowed to see the rich texture of our true personality. We loathe insincerity and can spot it immediately but rarely are we forthcoming with what we truly see. Our intense empathy allows us a great capacity for understanding that leads many to believe that we have deeper feelings for them than we really do. If a Piscean man love you, you WILL know it but the worst thing you can do is take them for granted. If we don't feel the love we give is cherished THEN we will swim away! As far as sex is concerned you won't find a more intimate or passionate lover in all the Zodiac. It is true that we are more engaged in the emotions of the sex act then the mechanics and if you fall into our pool we will immerse you with warmth and affection you have never known...
#66 - Jimjim - 05/17/2013 - 00:08
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