Gay Pisces Dating: Swimming in Circles

Don’t tell Pisces, but he has a reputation for being flighty and unpredictable. Actually, go ahead and tell him, he’ll probably be daydreaming about something else entirely.

A Fish out of water even in the bathtub, Pisces isn’t indecisive, his mind is made up-in both directions. Get any sort of bargain you wish to seal with Pisces notarized in triplicate, or better yet, carved in marble. Even still, he’ll deny his signature, and the worst part is, he will actually believe it was forged, even if you saw him chisel it yourself.

Highly creative and emotionally savvy, Pisces will often apply this creativity to the truth, so take promises with a grain of saltwater. Not that Pisces is dishonest, it’s just that reality shifts and buckles more in his undersea world.

A social butterfly and anything but constant, Pisces is apt to wriggle out of your net; but he’s also a sentimental fool, so grand gestures of romance can get him hopping aboard your boat.

Known to be a serial monogamist, who has periodic flings during frequent bouts of amnesia, he tends to have more enduring relationships with friends from school than with lovers. Nevertheless, many Pisceans can and do devote a lifetime to a partner, so long as they’ve found someone who enjoys juggling a bundle of contradictions.

How to Attract Gay Pisces

Many Pisces have a tendency to date down, which is either fortunate or not, depending on how you view your own worthiness. If you cast your line for Pisces, be sure to steer clear of the murky swamps where bottom feeders roam.

More positive connections can be made by frequenting art galleries, poetry readings, and animal rights rallies. Pisces are usually sensitive to the plight of animals, and will be genuinely moved if you rescue an unwanted pet from the pound or volunteer at a shelter.

He might seem flaky to some, but is also a deeply sensitive and nurturing soul, much more in tune with the heart than the mind. Which is not to say that Pisces is shallow, although he is often unfairly accused of superficiality, or being vapid; both Michelangelo and Beat author Jack Kerouac were odd fish.

Evoke what talent lurks inside your intuitive Pisces, and you may find he’s pretty busy up in dreamworld, creating the next “David” or penning the next “On the Road.” Your bohemian space case just may be next year’s Broadway buzz-once you’ve inspired him to compose a musical in your honor.

Gay Pisces Quirks & Erogenous Zones

If you can land your Pisces in a Jacuzzi, half the battle is won. You’ll know where you stand by the shape of his thong-or if he bothers to wear one at all. The Fish tends to be a bit of a foot freak, so caress his sole lightly, and reel him carefully in.

Pisces in general are not hung up about sex; he’ll be less occupied by the physical mechanics of the act than with the emotional context in which it occurs. Experimental role-play, live-action fantasy theater, and body painting are all welcome in the spawning grounds.

Exotic locations appeal to Pisces, so keep the scenery changing…seashore cliffs, naughty hideaways just out of sight, the Mile High club…keep up with his sense of adventure, and he’ll be yours until the current sweeps him away.

What to expect on a Gay Pisces date

At all costs, avoid becoming embroiled in a heated debate. Be wary of taking the bait he may whimsically offer you as a test. Pisceans turn a fast tailfin at the slightest hint of a dispute, and you’ll know you’ve crossed a line from the booming silence suddenly assaulting your eardrums.

Overall, dating Pisces should be an enjoyable experience, as he will be chatty and engaging once he’s decided to be. Arrive with an affectionate gift, such as a tray of assorted chocolate covered nuts, and keep the conversation light and general at first, encouraging him to tell you all about himself, as he will promptly be happy to do.

It’s a rare Pisces who cares enough about material things to be able to pick up the tab on a date. Fortunately, he won’t be impressed by dining at expensive digs, so your best bet is to grab a picnic lunch and enjoy some marine recreation, such as canoeing, waterskiing or scuba diving for the afternoon.

In the absence of a convenient coastline, choose a trip to the museum, or simply the nearest public park-spontaneity is a quality to indulge with flighty Pisces.

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After 8 years of being with a Piscean Man I will NEVER EVER do that again. More contradictions and directions in one person than you will ever find in a group of friends. UTTERLY the most frustrating star sign to waste your time with and impossible to get a shared outcome, that is unless your a doormat with no expectations from life. He is now learning the art of consistency.....wont ever get me back though. Signed off: One pissed off Capricorn

#33 - JS - 06/23/2010 - 11:09

The truth is hard to find....

Okay allot of what is said about Pisces is not so great, flaky, day dreamer cant make a choice between things and so on. The truth is that Pisces has a big heart, and if it were possible would love to take everything with them. I am a Pisces and I have been with my Pisces for over a year, it is a challenge, we are very different, one is a total lover(me) while the other is a total logical and even boring human... but I love this human more than anyone else, this I know. So any Pisces out there that are dating Pisces stick with it! It is a unique mix and the ride is always turning somewhere. The truth comes out about your self in parts and pieces while you share it with another fish. By the way I believe in UFO's too, and He doesn't, I know this is a good balance!

#32 - puffer - 05/23/2010 - 06:38

When will Ask Pen be up and running? I have a question to ask. Is my boyfriend "The One"?

#31 - Andy - 05/08/2010 - 12:43

Nothing in here describes me except for the day dreaming part. A restaraunt is a restaraunt if it's fancy nice if its a picnic nice as long as I get to hang out with the person I'm trying to get to know is fine by me.

#30 - Jonathan - 03/29/2010 - 21:16

TOTALLY WRONG

I know about astrology and everything I usually read about a Pisces personality fits me to a T, but virtually everything (except the daydreaming part) was dead wrong when it comes to me. I am a people pleaser and usually always pick up the check. I prefer more upscale elegant restaurants and if a guy took me on a picnic on the first date, I would be gone by the time the tablecloth hit the grass! I always keep my commitments so If I promise to be somewhere or to call you, I always do. I am also always on time and never cancel on anyone, and on the rare instances I have to cancel, I always call in advance and apologize to no end and try to always set something up again before getting off the phone. I am very sensitive to any and all criticisms, and need constant approval and admiration. I am the ultimate Idealist and romantic and look for the good in everyone I meet. However, I bore with people easily if I notice that I'm the one who is always initiating things and when its obvious they could care less about what I'm talking about. Most guys consider me very attractive but I find most guys only want me for my body and my attractiveness, which translates into sex. I don't form friendships easily because everyone I meet usually wants either sex or a relationship, when all I want and NEED is a good friend. Maybe after a while something more will develop and if that happens, i could not be more pleased or happy! When I am attracted to someone and am falling for them hard, the sex is always amazing. I want to find my soulmate who I can devote my heart and soul to I have no patience for excuses, because when I commit myself to something, I expect the other person to do the same. Where on earth did the person who wrote this bull find it relevant to Pisces? While the "always daydreaming", "dating down" and "a true romantic" are fairly accurate with me, not much else is even remotely accurate. DOB 2-22-75 TOB 12:31am

#29 - Christopher Hendrix - 02/13/2010 - 05:16

Pisces

I am Pisces, everything in there tell true!

"Fortunately, he won’t be impressed by dining at expensive digs, so your best bet is to grab a picnic lunch and enjoy some marine recreation, such as canoeing, waterskiing or scuba diving for the afternoon." that true too! i'm crazy about water active, boat, scuba, waterskiing, canoeing etc

#28 - Earl - 01/25/2010 - 14:14

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