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Gay Gemini Dating: The Schizophrenic

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Gay Gemini Dating: The Schizophrenic

If you’re the type to get tired of a lover’s personality after awhile, Gemini might be for you. The dual mentality of the Twins promises that there will never be a dull moment-so long as you’re ready to live with both Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

With sly Gemini, you’ll never know exactly who you’re dealing with…the silver-tongued charmer who swept you off the dance floor with extravagant promises of trips to Ibiza-or the evil little urchin who made off with your stereo, your credit card, and your roommate while you were slumbering in post-coital bliss.

If you give Gemini a key to your apartment, he’ll be sure to have a copy cut within the hour. And if you give him the key to your heart, better keep a screwdriver handy so you can change the locks when he’s gone.

On the other hand, for more playful interludes, few can resist the brazen allure of mysterious Gemini, who you can count on to always keep you guessing. Definitely steer clear of the Twins if you’re the type to hire a detective to keep track of your boyfriend. Surecock Homos himself couldn’t keep up with the lightening-fast movements of the Zodiac’s most devious sign.

You masochists will have a hard time tearing yourselves away from Gemini’s biting wit and unpredictable mood swings. You can always tell when Gemini is going to get back with an ex, by the hour-long polemic they’ll deliver about never wanting to see that particular flame again.
How to attract Gay Gemini:

For the most part, Gemini is not very likely to be Mr. Right-but he can make a fabulous Mr. Right Now. You probably won’t be buying a house together, but you might spend that much on a trip to Aspen together. Cynics say that Gemini looks for a big bulge in the pants…not in the front so much as the back. Being able to finance the Twins impulsive antics will definitely get you closer to grabbing a Gemini eye.

Hard-to-get is Gemini’s favorite game. To win the weekly lottery with the Twin who’s caught your eye, you’ll have to play his way…be unattainable while staying available. The fatal mistake is being boring; you’re better off disappearing without a word than drumming up an awkward conversation. Strong and silent is a good way to go, if you can’t match the vibrant sarcasm and subtle mischief of your quicksilver paramour.

Flirt with everyone in the bar but him, and you’ll have Gemini eating out of your hand.

Once you’ve hooked the short attention span of a Gemini, be prepared for a torrid obsession that will take over your life for a week or so until the candle burns out. Known to be innovative and expert lovers, learn all you can out of his bag of tricks before he packs it up for the next adventure.
Gay Gemini Quirks and Erogenous Zones:

When flirting with a Gemini, make any excuse to brush his hand or shoulder, or give his biceps an appraising squeeze. Once you’ve gained a little ground, a shoulder rub should be your top priority, and don’t forget to suck each finger lightly to get his imagination racing.

Gemini’s flighty attention will then be fixed squarely on you. Keep his hands busy and don’t be surprised if, whether on top or bottom, he prefers to face away from you…and toward any mirror in the room.

Role-reversal is a huge turn-on for Gemini’s, so you can expect him to be a flexible and athletic lover who despises routine. Keep it dynamic and always avoid falling into a groove; Gemini will drop you just to keep things interesting.

What to expect on an Gemini date

Stock up on party toys if it looks like a lucky night with a Gemini-the kinkier, the better. It’s a rare Gemini that isn’t into role play, novelty items and a little S&M. Be prepared for anything and let him know you’re not afraid to explore. Twins tend to go crazy for drag, so playing dress-up together can be a fabulous way to really bend the boundaries.

Leave a quiet night at home off the agenda-Gemini’s like to do it unusual places and situations. Commandeer the spare bedroom at a ritzy party you weren’t invited to,  or schedule a long ski lift ride where the two of you can share some alone time at 1,000 feet and not a soul to see what you’re doing.

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total bullsh*t
well I strongly agree with the previous comment that the author doesn\'t have a good experience with a Gemini that isnt so bad as he makes us out to be. you know for a gemini we are two sides. our bad is drivin by othwr reasons and our good is out of our nature. intelligent curious. silver tongue and talks alot. this is bull !@#$%. dont go on a gemini\'s bad side. we will stop at nothing to get our revenge
#74 - gaygemini - 03/13/2015 - 11:47
I dated a Gemini and this is him to the tee. All the way this is the person I had an experience with because of him I told myslef I didn't want another relationship.... I changed my mind about that later on but yes it was the worst 8 months of my life but I definately learned from it. Lesson: NEVER date another Gemini ever again.
#73 - Anonymous - 01/12/2015 - 22:40
As a Gemini gay man I found this entertaining but very far removed from reality. As much as 90% is hogwash.
#72 - Arnaud - 11/29/2014 - 15:50
I think that the author of this article had a really bad experience with a Gemini. According to this, the only good thing in a Gemini is just the sex part...
Also, be more cautious with the use of word "schizophrenic".
#71 - DFirefly - 10/28/2014 - 08:11
No Gems Here!
Geminis actually have more than two personalities, but 'golddigger' is not one of them, and as we age old personalities are replaced with new and improved ones. We're also clairvoyant empaths, so we see, sense, or absorb truths that others try to hide from us, and to aviod whatever is you're hiding, a wall goes up, or we flee.
#70 - Gem In I - 10/12/2014 - 07:57
Gemini addicted
Look, maybe you wont understand my opinion fully, but what i must necessarily say is: I'm an aries with Leo ascendancy but being a gay boy I've got fortunately a straight Gemini friend. :) Sometimes I feel I love him so much but I aleways keep before, that he is straight .9 anyway he's my best friend and I just wanted to prove this way the relationship between aries and Gemini boys can work well :)
#69 - DaveHUN - 09/22/2014 - 20:15
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