Gay Gemini Dating: The Schizophrenic

Gay Gemini Dating: The Schizophrenic

If you’re the type to get tired of a lover’s personality after awhile, Gemini might be for you. The dual mentality of the Twins promises that there will never be a dull moment-so long as you’re ready to live with both Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

With sly Gemini, you’ll never know exactly who you’re dealing with…the silver-tongued charmer who swept you off the dance floor with extravagant promises of trips to Ibiza-or the evil little urchin who made off with your stereo, your credit card, and your roommate while you were slumbering in post-coital bliss.

If you give Gemini a key to your apartment, he’ll be sure to have a copy cut within the hour. And if you give him the key to your heart, better keep a screwdriver handy so you can change the locks when he’s gone.

On the other hand, for more playful interludes, few can resist the brazen allure of mysterious Gemini, who you can count on to always keep you guessing. Definitely steer clear of the Twins if you’re the type to hire a detective to keep track of your boyfriend. Surecock Homos himself couldn’t keep up with the lightening-fast movements of the Zodiac’s most devious sign.

You masochists will have a hard time tearing yourselves away from Gemini’s biting wit and unpredictable mood swings. You can always tell when Gemini is going to get back with an ex, by the hour-long polemic they’ll deliver about never wanting to see that particular flame again.
How to attract Gay Gemini:

For the most part, Gemini is not very likely to be Mr. Right-but he can make a fabulous Mr. Right Now. You probably won’t be buying a house together, but you might spend that much on a trip to Aspen together. Cynics say that Gemini looks for a big bulge in the pants…not in the front so much as the back. Being able to finance the Twins impulsive antics will definitely get you closer to grabbing a Gemini eye.

Hard-to-get is Gemini’s favorite game. To win the weekly lottery with the Twin who’s caught your eye, you’ll have to play his way…be unattainable while staying available. The fatal mistake is being boring; you’re better off disappearing without a word than drumming up an awkward conversation. Strong and silent is a good way to go, if you can’t match the vibrant sarcasm and subtle mischief of your quicksilver paramour.

Flirt with everyone in the bar but him, and you’ll have Gemini eating out of your hand.

Once you’ve hooked the short attention span of a Gemini, be prepared for a torrid obsession that will take over your life for a week or so until the candle burns out. Known to be innovative and expert lovers, learn all you can out of his bag of tricks before he packs it up for the next adventure.
Gay Gemini Quirks and Erogenous Zones:

When flirting with a Gemini, make any excuse to brush his hand or shoulder, or give his biceps an appraising squeeze. Once you’ve gained a little ground, a shoulder rub should be your top priority, and don’t forget to suck each finger lightly to get his imagination racing.

Gemini’s flighty attention will then be fixed squarely on you. Keep his hands busy and don’t be surprised if, whether on top or bottom, he prefers to face away from you…and toward any mirror in the room.

Role-reversal is a huge turn-on for Gemini’s, so you can expect him to be a flexible and athletic lover who despises routine. Keep it dynamic and always avoid falling into a groove; Gemini will drop you just to keep things interesting.

What to expect on an Gemini date

Stock up on party toys if it looks like a lucky night with a Gemini-the kinkier, the better. It’s a rare Gemini that isn’t into role play, novelty items and a little S&M. Be prepared for anything and let him know you’re not afraid to explore. Twins tend to go crazy for drag, so playing dress-up together can be a fabulous way to really bend the boundaries.

Leave a quiet night at home off the agenda-Gemini’s like to do it unusual places and situations. Commandeer the spare bedroom at a ritzy party you weren’t invited to,  or schedule a long ski lift ride where the two of you can share some alone time at 1,000 feet and not a soul to see what you’re doing.

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I must be a different kind of Gemini...

Born June 14th,1991

Some of these traits fit, but not really. The only thing that explained me to a T was by erogenous zones and quirks. Other than that, I'm a severely devoted lover, if you catch my affections and keep them. I've been with an Aries for two and a half years, and it's verging on perfection. He keeps me super entertained and still chases after my affection, so it's fun to play hard to get (he always wins, though ) I do like to play dress up, but not in drag. We also have a list of places that we've done it and and where we want to do it. keeps things fun and interesting. we tend to fight a lot because we both have strong personalities, but they are quickly resolved within the time span of 30 minutes or so. But i don't steal and i certainly don't cheat. I do, however, tend to flirt a little with other guys, but it isn't intentional. My boyfriend gets jealous easily, so it takes a lot of reaffirming that he's my one and only.

but yeah, that's me and my relationship in a nutshell!

#36 - Joel - 01/28/2012 - 18:26

be a still, deep river

I'm a capricorn-virgo, and he's a gemini-scorpio. Although i haven't plotted our charts (that's a bit excessive, eh?) It's only been 2 wks, and he's rather impressive, mentally, and accomplished, financially. Instead of allowing him to burn the candle at both ends and consume me (and presumably, move on) I simply let him do the talking over frequent late calls, nightly) and act like a still deep river- flood him with stimulation, only after he's exhausted himself verablly. It's a gemini defense to parry with words. throw in spurts of intense emotional/sexual stimulus, and it'll make for an extended successful relationship-

#35 - The joshes - 01/12/2012 - 15:21

Scorpio Man meeting a Gemini Man 6/2011

Havent known him but about 6 mnths, and Damn , is it ever Challenging. Im 50 and he is 47. He has never had to be responsible in his Life and He came into my Life while dealing with Life Threatening Cancer. He and I met on a Gay Pick Up Site, he came to me,.. Was wild and Crazy, and I was in return,.. Very Intense love maker. but Seems there is about everyother day, an argument of sorts. Like he says things today and tomorrow its another person, and I dont dare bring up yesterday... Its really like dealing with multiple personalities. I know he loves me and I dont hear the words or often feel the Compasion, yet he is always there for me. I am learning to make comprimise. I hope its not too late. He knows I love him. Call me Crazy, I really want a relationship with this Man. ther eis a mystery that is killing me. I love him so, and I want to buy a home and grow old with him... Many say its not possible, I want this Man, to the point it makes me ill to my stomach at times.

#34 - Taylor in Kansas City, USA - 12/14/2011 - 10:02

Leo in love with a Gemini

I've meet a Gemini who has re-kindled my fire. Previous partners have been water. Not good for a fire sign, but I've learned from the experience. I will take any and all advice from Gemini's who would be willing to give it. I want to own this kinky boy for good.

#33 - Tony - 11/05/2011 - 15:50

Gemini & Libra

i love my libra we are meant for each other. like i love him so much

#32 - ArtBartie - 09/07/2011 - 04:18

Uhhh, so we steal? I don't think so....I don't cheat and I don't steal, I think ug Geminis are the most misunderstood sign in the Zodiac....evereyones always like ohhhhhhhhn I know about y'all. lol We're nice people.....Honestly, I think we hard on the outsie and very sensitive on the inside but only let VERY few people see that....

#31 - Ryan - 07/21/2011 - 02:23

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