Gay Gemini Dating: The Schizophrenic

If you’re the type to get tired of a lover’s personality after awhile, Gemini might be for you. The dual mentality of the Twins promises that there will never be a dull moment-so long as you’re ready to live with both Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

With sly Gemini, you’ll never know exactly who you’re dealing with…the silver-tongued charmer who swept you off the dance floor with extravagant promises of trips to Ibiza-or the evil little urchin who made off with your stereo, your credit card, and your roommate while you were slumbering in post-coital bliss.

If you give Gemini a key to your apartment, he’ll be sure to have a copy cut within the hour. And if you give him the key to your heart, better keep a screwdriver handy so you can change the locks when he’s gone.

On the other hand, for more playful interludes, few can resist the brazen allure of mysterious Gemini, who you can count on to always keep you guessing. Definitely steer clear of the Twins if you’re the type to hire a detective to keep track of your boyfriend. Surecock Homos himself couldn’t keep up with the lightening-fast movements of the Zodiac’s most devious sign.

You masochists will have a hard time tearing yourselves away from Gemini’s biting wit and unpredictable mood swings. You can always tell when Gemini is going to get back with an ex, by the hour-long polemic they’ll deliver about never wanting to see that particular flame again.
How to attract Gay Gemini:

For the most part, Gemini is not very likely to be Mr. Right-but he can make a fabulous Mr. Right Now. You probably won’t be buying a house together, but you might spend that much on a trip to Aspen together. Cynics say that Gemini looks for a big bulge in the pants…not in the front so much as the back. Being able to finance the Twins impulsive antics will definitely get you closer to grabbing a Gemini eye.

Hard-to-get is Gemini’s favorite game. To win the weekly lottery with the Twin who’s caught your eye, you’ll have to play his way…be unattainable while staying available. The fatal mistake is being boring; you’re better off disappearing without a word than drumming up an awkward conversation. Strong and silent is a good way to go, if you can’t match the vibrant sarcasm and subtle mischief of your quicksilver paramour.

Flirt with everyone in the bar but him, and you’ll have Gemini eating out of your hand.

Once you’ve hooked the short attention span of a Gemini, be prepared for a torrid obsession that will take over your life for a week or so until the candle burns out. Known to be innovative and expert lovers, learn all you can out of his bag of tricks before he packs it up for the next adventure.
Gay Gemini Quirks and Erogenous Zones:

When flirting with a Gemini, make any excuse to brush his hand or shoulder, or give his biceps an appraising squeeze. Once you’ve gained a little ground, a shoulder rub should be your top priority, and don’t forget to suck each finger lightly to get his imagination racing.

Gemini’s flighty attention will then be fixed squarely on you. Keep his hands busy and don’t be surprised if, whether on top or bottom, he prefers to face away from you…and toward any mirror in the room.

Role-reversal is a huge turn-on for Gemini’s, so you can expect him to be a flexible and athletic lover who despises routine. Keep it dynamic and always avoid falling into a groove; Gemini will drop you just to keep things interesting.

What to expect on an Gemini date

Stock up on party toys if it looks like a lucky night with a Gemini-the kinkier, the better. It’s a rare Gemini that isn’t into role play, novelty items and a little S&M. Be prepared for anything and let him know you’re not afraid to explore. Twins tend to go crazy for drag, so playing dress-up together can be a fabulous way to really bend the boundaries.

Leave a quiet night at home off the agenda-Gemini’s like to do it unusual places and situations. Commandeer the spare bedroom at a ritzy party you weren’t invited to, or schedule a long ski lift ride where the two of you can share some alone time at 1,000 feet and not a soul to see what you’re doing.

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Stop giving out our secrets. LOL

Yeah I am a Gemini and I will be out about it and admit a lot of this is true. But this makes all Geminis sound more like we would be !@#$%s. Which is not always the case. WE LOVE SEX. But typically if we find a person to keep us amused we woudln't leave em. Sex is not the biggest thing in a relationship, but it does matter highly. I broke up with a boyfriend for a few reasons, but mainly because he bored me. He no longer stimulated my mind, body, or soul. So keep working at being with a Gemini, don't date one thinking that's all you have to do is snag them and they are yours. No. Keep trying to be with us.

And another thing. My best friend, my unrelated brother, is a Scorpio. We work together just fine. He fell for me, but I discussed it through with him. We are very volatile at times when both of us are angry. But even life threatening words exchanged have not seperated us.

Just remember that these things are fun, and sometimes hold true to certain people, but not all. I enjoyed reading this a lot. Especially about the part about us going crazy over drag....it's true. My ex was a drag queen and I loved it when he still wore the outfits when we'd be in the bedroom. :3

#22 - Jaymes - 05/12/2010 - 21:31

Wow

My first boyfriend was a gemini, I'm a taurus. He randomly started talking to me online, and so soon after we ended up hanging out, followed by making out ._O and he got me to sleep over. He kept trying to go as far as he could, eventually got me naked in the next hang out, but we never did anything but make out. He got a bit clingy, and was adamant about being dominant, and then, a few weeks to a month later, he broke up with me. Maybe a week after he got a new boyfriend. I wonder if the biggest turn off was that I refused to have sex with him, seeing as how he's had sex with pretty much every guy he's dated, regardless of how short the relationship lasted. He does like to lift up his shirt a lot, if that contributes to the description this site gives. :-P

this site amuses me, especially when I can relate.

#21 - Evan - 05/10/2010 - 21:53

Taurus and Gemini

I'm totally and obsesively in love with a gemini (i am a taurus). We're friends, we talk a lot on the phone, but i can't seem to make he puts his eyes on me. :-(

#20 - Taurus - 05/05/2010 - 20:24

taurus 4/30/87 with a gemini 6/19/88

have to tell you geminis are completely adorable at times
But you must think fast because these little motha!@#$%as will catch you offguard
Don't go in the store with them they will steal just to do it even rich
There very submissive no good when drunk crazy is right
Good workers and lover

#19 - lolo - 04/18/2010 - 17:59

Aries

Someof these qualities are describing a Gemini at his worst. I'm deating a Gemini, and I was surprised how some of these qualities are Dead on. Especial about the crazy spur of the Moment Sex. Its Funny cuz I LOLd so hard when it said not to be surprised if he preffers to face away from you and look at a mirror. I swear it was talking about my guy. Totally true about Gemini being into kink and role play, as my guy has a slight foot fetish and likes to trhow in some light bondage and agressive verbal from time to time :D

#18 - Wow - 02/14/2010 - 02:49

It's takes a Gemini to know your faking it

I am not a hoe...I mean I was back in the day but that can change. I mean yeah I still get the urge once in a while to play the old cat and mouse games but who doesn't? Anyways this thing right here is kind of true but it's mostly crap. I have some traits of this Schizophrenic profile but it acts like we are there to flirt, mate, and move on. We do want long term relationships, well, at least I do. I have been through so many horrible relationships that I will do anything to please anybody...within reason... Some things I learnt in my messy days: Geminis tend to move too fast...once they dip there feet in the pool within the next minute you'll find them swimming underwater with no bathing suit on. We can't help it...it's in our nature. When you stimulate us in such a way we want it all, so pointer, keep some spice for later, but don't be a hog, or we will get pissy and leave and then afterwards you can expect us to come crawling back with gifts galore and a sorry I made you cry all night. Lol...The key thing here is stimulation. Gemini's love interesting things and we hate boredom and we can sniff a mile away. I remember times when I get bored, I was just sitting there watching an animal show with a friend and I didn't really find it stimulating but I continued to watch...then I felt a wave a blah come over me, I began to figet(move a lot) and then after that I would display my boredom by making sighs and hos and hums unbearable to hear until she got pissed at me and left. But hey...got my way. Lol. Anywho, keep us guessing but don't keep your life a secret, keep us stimulated but set some boundries for yourself. We may not say we like it, but we do enjoy a good challenge. Also, be smart, we can talk up a storm but mostly about life and love, not bull!@#$%. I hate talks about business and politics or about what you and your dog did last night. I want to talk about us, our lives together, what we wanna be when we grow up. I wanna talk about starting a revolution and not just in your pants. Oh, btw, we aren't all about sex, but it does rule about 75% of the relationship. We love passion and sexual desire and we do like to experiment. But if you get a hint we dont like what your doing, stop or get rid of it cause you may just have ruined sex night...well for about 20 minutes. Hope this was helpful. Remember, stimulation and adoration is what makes us tick. Ciao

#17 - Rian - 01/04/2010 - 07:04

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