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Gay Gemini Dating: The Schizophrenic

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Gay Gemini Dating: The Schizophrenic

If you’re the type to get tired of a lover’s personality after awhile, Gemini might be for you. The dual mentality of the Twins promises that there will never be a dull moment-so long as you’re ready to live with both Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

With sly Gemini, you’ll never know exactly who you’re dealing with…the silver-tongued charmer who swept you off the dance floor with extravagant promises of trips to Ibiza-or the evil little urchin who made off with your stereo, your credit card, and your roommate while you were slumbering in post-coital bliss.

If you give Gemini a key to your apartment, he’ll be sure to have a copy cut within the hour. And if you give him the key to your heart, better keep a screwdriver handy so you can change the locks when he’s gone.

On the other hand, for more playful interludes, few can resist the brazen allure of mysterious Gemini, who you can count on to always keep you guessing. Definitely steer clear of the Twins if you’re the type to hire a detective to keep track of your boyfriend. Surecock Homos himself couldn’t keep up with the lightening-fast movements of the Zodiac’s most devious sign.

You masochists will have a hard time tearing yourselves away from Gemini’s biting wit and unpredictable mood swings. You can always tell when Gemini is going to get back with an ex, by the hour-long polemic they’ll deliver about never wanting to see that particular flame again.
How to attract Gay Gemini:

For the most part, Gemini is not very likely to be Mr. Right-but he can make a fabulous Mr. Right Now. You probably won’t be buying a house together, but you might spend that much on a trip to Aspen together. Cynics say that Gemini looks for a big bulge in the pants…not in the front so much as the back. Being able to finance the Twins impulsive antics will definitely get you closer to grabbing a Gemini eye.

Hard-to-get is Gemini’s favorite game. To win the weekly lottery with the Twin who’s caught your eye, you’ll have to play his way…be unattainable while staying available. The fatal mistake is being boring; you’re better off disappearing without a word than drumming up an awkward conversation. Strong and silent is a good way to go, if you can’t match the vibrant sarcasm and subtle mischief of your quicksilver paramour.

Flirt with everyone in the bar but him, and you’ll have Gemini eating out of your hand.

Once you’ve hooked the short attention span of a Gemini, be prepared for a torrid obsession that will take over your life for a week or so until the candle burns out. Known to be innovative and expert lovers, learn all you can out of his bag of tricks before he packs it up for the next adventure.
Gay Gemini Quirks and Erogenous Zones:

When flirting with a Gemini, make any excuse to brush his hand or shoulder, or give his biceps an appraising squeeze. Once you’ve gained a little ground, a shoulder rub should be your top priority, and don’t forget to suck each finger lightly to get his imagination racing.

Gemini’s flighty attention will then be fixed squarely on you. Keep his hands busy and don’t be surprised if, whether on top or bottom, he prefers to face away from you…and toward any mirror in the room.

Role-reversal is a huge turn-on for Gemini’s, so you can expect him to be a flexible and athletic lover who despises routine. Keep it dynamic and always avoid falling into a groove; Gemini will drop you just to keep things interesting.

What to expect on an Gemini date

Stock up on party toys if it looks like a lucky night with a Gemini-the kinkier, the better. It’s a rare Gemini that isn’t into role play, novelty items and a little S&M. Be prepared for anything and let him know you’re not afraid to explore. Twins tend to go crazy for drag, so playing dress-up together can be a fabulous way to really bend the boundaries.

Leave a quiet night at home off the agenda-Gemini’s like to do it unusual places and situations. Commandeer the spare bedroom at a ritzy party you weren’t invited to,  or schedule a long ski lift ride where the two of you can share some alone time at 1,000 feet and not a soul to see what you’re doing.

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I'm gay and a cancer and my boyfriends a Gemini and we are honestly perfect for each other ....they like there together time as much as they're alone time which for me is awesome because I'm the same way ..I'm not the typical clingy cancer I know my boyfriend and he knows me and we compromise for each other equally and that's why we have a successful relationship ...and they say cancers and geminis don't mix ...I will say my very first love was a Gemini and he broke my heart but I've dated across the spectrum and I've never felt love like j have from a Gemini when they love you they love you
#80 - CancerDatingGemini - 05/26/2016 - 02:50
See where it goes
I know what it looks like, Gemini-Taurus. It will never work but I'm quite the mystery myself and while I am a bull at heart/I have a side that adapts to whoever I'm with so I'm out to squash the bad experiences that others have had with my great experience. So far so good.
#79 - TaurusPansexual - 05/01/2016 - 23:46
I read a few other signs and for some reason the writer seems totally angry or biased at the Gemini -- Ill guess you met the Dr. Hyde variety too many times perhaps you could expand on whats good about our sign and likewise the moon and rising signs that have influences as well...Ive read this site before as its hard to find compatibility sites for gay guys but I think Iam totally turned off by the pretty blatant dis-like of Geminis I hope you'll re-think and re-write this every sign has good and bad why did you list the gem's as mostly negative...?? not cool --
#78 - sean - 04/12/2016 - 17:52
Dead wrong
What the hell is this article?

Is this still the agenda of our community, to use psychologically triggering words to describe people?

I'm a Gemini, and I'm so tired of people reading false !@#$% about me, and telling me how Gemini's are terrible...

I have never, in my life, been a gold digger. Romantically - everything I've read about my sign is bull!@#$% because it's harder than hell for me to find a boyfriend, and most people get /tired/ of being around me because they say I'm just " too much to deal with " -

Even if this page is for fun, it's bologna. Get better info.. Do a poll.. Talk to multiple people but don't.. just make broad assumptions/ accusations.
#77 - Kilian - 03/16/2016 - 22:28
so not nice
As much as it made me laugh, that seemed to be the behavior of ANY gay man up until the age of 25, let alone just a Gemini. As a Gemini I believe it\'s our over analytical thinking that causes mood swings because we feel things times 10. We do get bored easily if there is no passion or excitement. But when we love, we love hard but not unconditionally. We do have a breaking point in which we put ourselves back to the priority (assuming we aren\'t being made a priority that is). Unfortunately we also get tprn between our heart and our head, which also attrubutes to our bi polar tendencies. We are caring, empathetic, creative, artistic but flat out and blunt about how we feel. We do not like harboring emotions but would rather lay all the cards out on the table. Although we don\'t pursue or like confrontation, we have no problem handling business. Geminis need to be with someone who is communicative, appreciative, family oriented and patient
#76 - D\'Angelo - 10/29/2015 - 21:53
How do I know If a Gemini like me more than he leads on
So here\'s a question for you gemini guys!

How can I tell if you like me more than you say?! I been friends with this guy for five years and I\'m a Capricorn so I\'m pretty chill and laid back but with him I\'m so spontaneous! We mess around regularly and not one of our friends know. We always joke about our relationship and we both see other people and he always says he won\'t ever admit that he likes anything I do!

Now I\'m kind of getting to the point where I want him to be my boyfriend but I can\'t read if we are just friends with benefits or if we really should just stop kidding ourselves and date?

I thought by reading this I could get an idea but I\'m still lost
#75 - Steven - 10/10/2015 - 07:28
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