Gay Capricorn Dating: The Social Climber

You’ll need a grappling hook and a strong set of tethers, as well a GQ style and an impressive résumé, if you want wrap your rope around the Goat. Ambitious, sure-footed and tightly focused on reaching the peak, Capricorn is all about success-and you’d better be, too.

The most important thing to Capricorn will be that you can be used to get ahead. Name-dropping celebrities you are chummy with, bragging about a new condo, or casually mentioning your latest screenplay deal, will all stir the loins of the Goat. Take care in falsifying your credentials, however, as he’ll be sure to run a background check on you prior to your first scheduled alone time.

Sugar-daddies will pleased to find that Capricorn is ready and waiting to take advantage of your bankroll and position to jumpstart his own career. Although thrifty in their own bookkeeping, Capricorns love a generous lover and particularly a successful one. If Eros pricked you while you were gazing upon the chiseled features of a muscular goat, plan to double your entertainment budget and start shopping for an interior designer.

Don’t rub it in his face, though, or you’ll have one pissed-off Goat on your hands. While Capricorn craves your success, remember that he primarily wants it so he can shine himself, not merely bask in the glow of your fame.

Capricorns aren’t prone to give up on a good thing, so once he’s suitably impressed with your career potential, you may have a partner for life. But beware messing up on the job; the Goat may skitter off to another mountain if you become unemployed.

If your game plan usually involves a lot of BS, don’t bother trying that on Capricorn-he can smell a phony like a dung on a hilltop, and can be counted on to be direct and straightforward himself. An Earth sign, he will be fiercely protective of anyone who earns his trust, and will be utterly impervious to manipulation.

How To Attract Gay Capricorn

You’ll find Capricorn at financial planning lectures, Real Estate seminars and motivational coaching sessions. Don’t expect Capricorn to pursue fellow attendees, however; he’ll be going after the presenter. If you happen to be an expert in these matters, plan your own event and you’ll have your pick of the litter.

Don’t expect a fawning groupie, however; the Goat is in it to win it, and a slighted Capricorn will not hesitate to butt you down the mountain if he feels you are a threat to him. A loyal enough companion to those who forward his cause, don’t become an obstacle or you may find horn-prints on the seat of your pants.

Under that gruff exterior, Capricorn is sorely in need of affirmation and will brighten up to a genuine compliment. False flattery, however, will get you nowhere, and you won’t find Capricorn responding to a blatant pick-up. Mac-Daddies beware: the Goat does not like being hunted.

Gay Capricorn Quirks and Erogenous Zones

If your Capricorn complains of a cramp in his leg, you’ve struck gold! Goats go absolutely crazy for a leg massage, so taunt him with an extended thigh rubdown to get him properly rutting. A few tender kisses underneath the knee is guaranteed to get him kicking.

Once unsprung, the Goat is a lusty and selfish lover, almost certain to desire the top position at first. Old-fashioned bucking will be the order of the day, so stock up on lube and call in sick to work tomorrow.

Capricorns tend to disdain overly sexualized relationships, and absolutely abhor being taken advantage of; if your Goat gets a whiff of this, you’ll be rocked off right in the middle of your ride.

What to expect on a Capricorn date

Business dress casual is the norm for a first date with a Capricorn. Bring your stock portfolio and two forms of ID, tax returns for the past five years, and flowcharts demonstrating your upward mobility.

For a casual date, plan a hiking adventure along steep canyons, rock climbing, or skiing. Capricorns are outdoorsy and competitive; you’ll want to keep up, but not leave him trailing. At night, bring him to a Battle of the Bands or techno music club, as he’s likely to be a great dancer and will love showing off for you.

You’ll probably be paying for the adventure, but fortunately the Goat prizes miserliness as much as success, so you needn’t book an upscale restaurant for your date. Actually, you’re best off suggesting an intimate dinner by candlelight at your place, unless you happen to live in a cramped studio overlooking the train tracks.

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aries loving capricorn

im an aries and i am very interested in a capricorn he melts my heart i feel i want him so bad just worried about us being compatible may mess it up i will do anything to be with him

#14 - troy - 05/15/2010 - 16:52

i really think

okay so i may seem a little crazy but i am a gemini and i met this capricorn only one day but he's got me wanting to see him again so bad, i know i have only met him in person one time but i have never felt like this about someone before and i have been a little crazy cause i have sent him text after text and he will not reply but what do i do?

#13 - erek - 02/25/2010 - 02:38

umm wow didnt know all this

lol wow i didnt know all of this my boyfriend is a capricorn and im a taurus! perfect match. lol but he is nuthing like this at all he sweet, genuine, romantic, HELLA GOOD IN BED(but he prefers to bottom!! LOL and when he does top its just WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol he isnt a gold-digger lol and i love him!!

#12 - Darrell - 01/02/2010 - 23:57

Capricorn Boy

I am completely and irrevocably in love with a Capricorn, and have been for the past five years. He is the only one that could make me feel like this.

I am a Scorpio and he twists me in so many different directions. He even makes me feel ashamed for trying to live life without him.

Is this a normal [or at least understandable] situation?

I am normally a proud scorpion by nature but without him by my side, I cannot feel anything good about myself.

Opinions please?

#11 - Ethan - 11/30/2009 - 16:20

O M G.............................

MY BF'S CAPRICORN . I LOVE HIM.............
BUT THE THINGS WERE VERY TRUE............
NOW I KNOW..............
WHY AM I ARIES ????
AND
OH MY GOD................. :-o

#10 - ONE WHO MUST NOT B NAMED - 09/08/2009 - 19:14

holy !@#$%

Everything in here is absolutely true! I'm a Capricorn and my boyfriend is a Virgo. I read Virgo's dating info and every bit there is true as well. Just thinkin about it is drivin me nuts on how true all of it is.

Thank you so much for posting this! I can't wait to share it with my man. Ha Ha

-JT

#9 - Jay Tamaalii - 08/26/2009 - 07:50

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