Gay Capricorn Dating: The Social Climber

You’ll need a grappling hook and a strong set of tethers, as well a GQ style and an impressive résumé, if you want wrap your rope around the Goat. Ambitious, sure-footed and tightly focused on reaching the peak, Capricorn is all about success-and you’d better be, too.

The most important thing to Capricorn will be that you can be used to get ahead. Name-dropping celebrities you are chummy with, bragging about a new condo, or casually mentioning your latest screenplay deal, will all stir the loins of the Goat. Take care in falsifying your credentials, however, as he’ll be sure to run a background check on you prior to your first scheduled alone time.

Sugar-daddies will pleased to find that Capricorn is ready and waiting to take advantage of your bankroll and position to jumpstart his own career. Although thrifty in their own bookkeeping, Capricorns love a generous lover and particularly a successful one. If Eros pricked you while you were gazing upon the chiseled features of a muscular goat, plan to double your entertainment budget and start shopping for an interior designer.

Don’t rub it in his face, though, or you’ll have one pissed-off Goat on your hands. While Capricorn craves your success, remember that he primarily wants it so he can shine himself, not merely bask in the glow of your fame.

Capricorns aren’t prone to give up on a good thing, so once he’s suitably impressed with your career potential, you may have a partner for life. But beware messing up on the job; the Goat may skitter off to another mountain if you become unemployed.

If your game plan usually involves a lot of BS, don’t bother trying that on Capricorn-he can smell a phony like a dung on a hilltop, and can be counted on to be direct and straightforward himself. An Earth sign, he will be fiercely protective of anyone who earns his trust, and will be utterly impervious to manipulation.

How To Attract Gay Capricorn

You’ll find Capricorn at financial planning lectures, Real Estate seminars and motivational coaching sessions. Don’t expect Capricorn to pursue fellow attendees, however; he’ll be going after the presenter. If you happen to be an expert in these matters, plan your own event and you’ll have your pick of the litter.

Don’t expect a fawning groupie, however; the Goat is in it to win it, and a slighted Capricorn will not hesitate to butt you down the mountain if he feels you are a threat to him. A loyal enough companion to those who forward his cause, don’t become an obstacle or you may find horn-prints on the seat of your pants.

Under that gruff exterior, Capricorn is sorely in need of affirmation and will brighten up to a genuine compliment. False flattery, however, will get you nowhere, and you won’t find Capricorn responding to a blatant pick-up. Mac-Daddies beware: the Goat does not like being hunted.

Gay Capricorn Quirks and Erogenous Zones

If your Capricorn complains of a cramp in his leg, you’ve struck gold! Goats go absolutely crazy for a leg massage, so taunt him with an extended thigh rubdown to get him properly rutting. A few tender kisses underneath the knee is guaranteed to get him kicking.

Once unsprung, the Goat is a lusty and selfish lover, almost certain to desire the top position at first. Old-fashioned bucking will be the order of the day, so stock up on lube and call in sick to work tomorrow.

Capricorns tend to disdain overly sexualized relationships, and absolutely abhor being taken advantage of; if your Goat gets a whiff of this, you’ll be rocked off right in the middle of your ride.

What to expect on a Capricorn date

Business dress casual is the norm for a first date with a Capricorn. Bring your stock portfolio and two forms of ID, tax returns for the past five years, and flowcharts demonstrating your upward mobility.

For a casual date, plan a hiking adventure along steep canyons, rock climbing, or skiing. Capricorns are outdoorsy and competitive; you’ll want to keep up, but not leave him trailing. At night, bring him to a Battle of the Bands or techno music club, as he’s likely to be a great dancer and will love showing off for you.

You’ll probably be paying for the adventure, but fortunately the Goat prizes miserliness as much as success, so you needn’t book an upscale restaurant for your date. Actually, you’re best off suggesting an intimate dinner by candlelight at your place, unless you happen to live in a cramped studio overlooking the train tracks.

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true but not true.

I do have these traits hidden in my sandbox aka my childhood. I just turned 20, I work in a gold mine, I pay the way for my mother my father my sister and sometimes help my brother out. I do not attain to own much of anything as I move far to much. I don't have to use anyone to get to the top because I work hard enough to get there myself, I am not the type of person to even be remotely curious what another's pay roll is, as mine can support myself and anyone else I choose to. My main question is why is it that so many links say Capricorns are so materialistic, when I am more spiritual and could care less about possessions. Why does no one talk about Capricorns out look on spiritual virtues?

#36 - Jules - 01/29/2012 - 19:17

hmm

okay, so i have seen a fair few comments left by capricorns and their lovers. whilst i do agree that the personification is a little insulting, this is not to say that all capricorns are this way. if anything, it is taking the worst traits that we have, as a group, and presenting them. i find that many of these traits are true, however i myself do not like letting other people pay my way, and absolutly refuse to let anyone actualy buy birthday/christmas pressents, even if they found it at a $2 shop. to be fair though, as a whole, we do tend to use, but quite often, we arent the cold, calculated thinkers as portrayed. it can just happen. now i know this sounds like i am just making excuses, but i am only trying to be fair with everyone. we capricorns know our faults, and more than anything, we hate it when people point them out.

#35 - jay - 01/15/2012 - 11:28

Wowza

Gotta say, bit over the top much?

I'm a proud capricorn, and i certainly possess some unflattering cappy traits... part of me when I'm honest really does feel okay with using a sugar daddy for financial gain, and feeling cultured and "better" than others is another trait I abhor about myself.

But that doesn't mean that my traits end there, and that there is NOTHING else I look for in a relationship. I'm currently dating a guy I'm VERY smitten with who is a leo to the core. He doesn't own a car, and I drive 30 minutes to see him. I never use that as a way to feel superior, or remind him of it... because it isn't a fault. It's a fact of life, and is what it is... I value that he makes me laugh, and reminds me how to be creative... and shows me what it means to be positive about the world. I don't see him as a work in progress.

Honestly I see a future here, because what i value most about him, is his artistic nature. I'm not dating him for economical gain, or social stigma... and I'm not ashamed of him either.

We balance each other. I bring stability to his chaotic nature and he brings spontaneity to my stability. This is really just an unfair and waaaay over exaggerated post... ... ... I hope... ... ... though I've never tried dating one of me :/... if I'm at all like this description I'm sure i wouldn't like me that much either...

#34 - David Evans - 01/12/2012 - 05:59

Harsh

Some of these traits are indeed true, but we're not cold and rigid as the portrait painted by this description.

#33 - Tim - 01/08/2012 - 18:56

omg...

You have so dated a capricorn before, and you must have got headbutted so hard that now you're bitter. You know what they say, mess with a Capricorn and he'll ruin you.

#32 - Danny - 11/24/2011 - 21:46

I use...

I've just split with a Cappy younger than me. Now I'm no angelic Leo however he is the ultimate engineer and user. No denying he works hard - works hard for his own possessions however leaves essential bills, the car, the holiday payments to me. And as for career as soon as he recieved a promotion oh boy did the superiority and 'I don't need you' shine through. He knew what he wanted and boy did he know how to get it. And talk about regimented and dogmatic around the apartment and pretending to have property to frinds when he doesn't...and the drama...thrived on it. Finishing on a kinda pleasant note to be fair he showed kindness when it suited, was a hot and good lover yet selfish in bed - it was sometimes an emptying experience. He has moved on as if I didn't exist to people who can get him ahead to the next stage of his career and social standing. Never a Capricorn again - animals in bed but prudes and cold in real life. They come first and take advantage of generosity, one of Leo's many downfalls. Hit the road Jack.....

#31 - Michael - 11/23/2011 - 13:16

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