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Gay Aries: Lust. Attraction. Red Bull.

The Gay Aries Lover: What are you getting into?

The gay Aries man exudes pure emotional intensity and is always on the hunt for a new and exciting love conquest. Beware of he sets his sights on you, he has explosives.

Watch out boys he'll chew you up.

Fighting off an approach from a gay Aries is like trying to protect your privacy against the patriot act, resistance is futile. You can try to resist his unique style of in-your-face charm and you may even succeed, but you will be kicking your own ass later for not hopping on the Vespa.

...he's a man eater.

If you do find yourself spending a night with an Aries male you should expect on remembering about half of the experience. It will go so fast and end so quick you will be lucky to make it into his email list.

In spite of the meticulously honed aggression and confidence the gay Aries portrays, he can also be very vulnerable. So what is the Aries kryptonite? Innocence and submission. Aries believes in the Drew Barrymore of Adam Sandler movies. If you can convince an Aries that you are pure of heart and soul you just might be able to get a copy of the AmEx.

Aries men usually carry a fantasy checklist in their wallets and are waiting for the oppurtunity to cross another one off. An Aries man won't mess around when he wants to get it on. You will know. You also won't likely get much say in how it will be going down. An Aries man will take control and you will be forced to give in or call the cops.

Good luck with that.

What to expect on an Aries Date:

- Mass quantities of Red Bull or speed.
- Drum and Bass or Jungle.
- Clubs and bars followed by a bar and a club. Hey DJ.
- Non-stop seduction. That never stops.
- Lots of ackward introductions with old "friends".
- Lots of great introductions to potentially new friends.
- Not spending a nickel, unless you get a defective one.
- Possibility of 3 or 4 ways.
- Sex in any location that you replied you haven't had it.
- A "Need for Speed" inspired ride home.

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LMAO

First of all, Kudos to this site! The writing is brilliant, hilarious, and on-point..keep up the good work. I am a very proud Aries man of 36 years and I must say that we do get better with age! KARMA KARMA KARMA....has kicked my ass but I am listening now...I have no apologies or regrets..

#9 - Ram Daddy - 09/13/2008 - 22:10

now you see him, now you dont

I have always been drawn to arians... I don't know why. i have dated 5 arians 2vof whom were serious... I always fall for there trap.. there promises. @ swear they also play hard to get and u hardly hear from them. There not very romantic and are totally upfront laying all the cards on the table. My new boyfriend is an Aries and I'm crossing my fingers it works out..if not I will never ever date an arian again.. :) hmmm lol

#8 - jay - 09/08/2008 - 05:54

oh my god

that is me down to a tee!! haha!! lol

#7 - Shauny - 09/05/2008 - 10:26

Wow, thats some !@#$%....

I'll admit to almost all of that...and i do have a checklist, thats funny as hell....hahaha. But we do try to find the best in all, it just takes us awhile, hey we got feelings to...and if you do show us you got a heart...you'll keep me right by ya side and loyal!

#6 - Martel - 09/02/2008 - 23:51

The Truth

We wouldn't cheat or lie or whatever you want to call if it we had someone at own pace who was strong and very sensual but then again kept us number one on the list. If you fail to show us the most attention we need which is number one then we will most definitly let you know one way or another whether you like it or not even though we may be in love but we will never show it...

#5 - Will - 08/26/2008 - 10:01

thats so creepy, its me!

#4 - bobby - 07/18/2008 - 13:29

hmm

well, i am a aries, and i can tell you that it is true. We lie, cheat, are deceitful....but you need to understand that when aries men are young, they are still little kids, and are still learning. We go through so many relationships because we are trying to learn. I can honesly say that i have learned from every single relationship, good or bad. Try dating us when we are older...when we've learned more about life. You will soon find out that there is almost no better sign to date, that we are wise and almost tolerable =]

#3 - chris - 07/14/2008 - 04:15

Top Dog

ive had 3 bf's, all aries, all of whom ive still got a soft spot for, however, all liars and cheaters im afraid.
im a capricorn, great mutual attraction, but too many rows, too much mis-trust, it just wasnt worth it.

#2 - Darren Lincoln - 06/23/2008 - 05:29

I find it to be very true about every Aries man ive been with...also to add that they lie alot too

#1 - Blahzay - 01/27/2008 - 03:43

oh lawd

this makes me feel bad for being me...i dont find any of this in me....

#0 - www.myspace.com/adamG414 - 01/27/2008 - 00:47


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