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The Gay Aries Lover: What are you getting into?

The gay Aries man exudes pure emotional intensity and is always on the hunt for a new and exciting love conquest. Beware of he sets his sights on you, he has explosives.

Watch out boys he'll chew you up.

Fighting off an approach from a gay Aries is like trying to protect your privacy against the patriot act, resistance is futile. You can try to resist his unique style of in-your-face charm and you may even succeed, but you will be kicking your own ass later for not hopping on the Vespa.

...he's a man eater.

If you do find yourself spending a night with an Aries male you should expect on remembering about half of the experience. It will go so fast and end so quick you will be lucky to make it into his email list.

In spite of the meticulously honed aggression and confidence the gay Aries portrays, he can also be very vulnerable. So what is the Aries kryptonite? Innocence and submission. Aries believes in the Drew Barrymore of Adam Sandler movies. If you can convince an Aries that you are pure of heart and soul you just might be able to get a copy of the AmEx.

Aries men usually carry a fantasy checklist in their wallets and are waiting for the oppurtunity to cross another one off. An Aries man won't mess around when he wants to get it on. You will know. You also won't likely get much say in how it will be going down. An Aries man will take control and you will be forced to give in or call the cops.

Good luck with that.

What to expect on an aries date

What to expect on an Aries Date:

- Mass quantities of Red Bull or speed.
- Drum and Bass or Jungle.
- Clubs and bars followed by a bar and a club. Hey DJ.
- Non-stop seduction. That never stops.
- Lots of ackward introductions with old "friends".
- Lots of great introductions to potentially new friends.
- Not spending a nickel, unless you get a defective one.
- Possibility of 3 or 4 ways.
- Sex in any location that you replied you haven't had it.
- A "Need for Speed" inspired ride home.

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Not the best rendition
This paints the Aries man as a total slut, and a sex maniac. Aries men are loyal if you win their hearts, and they'll always be in your corner. Their friendship and love is unbounded, and as long as you are flexible and understand they just flirt, they'll typically come home to eat. Aries are about excitement, and adventure. Yes, sexual conquest is part of their agenda as well, but it's not the only thing on their minds. I can't say I agree with this description. I wonder of the author has let personal feelings cloud objectivity.
#116 - Astrologer PM - 09/19/2014 - 15:50
Selfish Aires
I find Aires men to be just about the muct selfish muther!@#$%ers there are.Its all about them,..too self -absorbed.
#115 - Richard - 04/12/2014 - 11:27
Never Again
I dated an Aries guy recently, sex with him was definately HOT!, I being a cancer, I'm more laid back go with the flow kind of guy, but he was very agresive, go getter, yes, but also very vain and everthing was about him, all I heard was Me!me!Me!, than it hit me, this dude is a true NARCISIST, LOL!. Just saying.
#114 - Cheens - 04/11/2014 - 20:38
Hmmm. Soumate?
I believe, I know, that I've met my soulmate, 18 years younger than I. I asked God, my Maker for a gift. Young, shy-ish with romance, and academically gifted. He was not ready for my attention. I am a Cap. Very outgoing. I fear nothing. People call me goodlooking. He is better looking. But he grew up denouncing his sexual orientation, I think. We have only seen each other in person, and very mildly flirted, and had engaging conversations. He told me that I looked young. What a compliment. He was so grateful for my FB friend request. He is resistant. I understand this. I have never felt this way about another human being. Ever. I see him as a sleeping prince during my meditations with Lord, Jesus and His Father. Whoa. I am in a dream, wandering, and often wondering. Is this real?
#113 - J - 12/01/2013 - 05:28
aries male crushing a Scorpio
I've been crushing on this Scorpio for two years and I never said nothing about it until now and we recently meet back up and to add we don't ever see each other but around the way and bout a year ago had a fling as well and also the since we meet back up and I can read this character I like just ackwardly opened up bout how I felt after the next day and I felt like I came to hard what do I do (think I'm in love )
#112 - aries crushing scorpio - 11/08/2013 - 22:26
aries and aries seems to work halfway alright
With few exceptions make sure you look boyish or haven't reached the critical age gap between 32 plus

Be prepared to cuddle with no end in
Wear sexy underwear, jock straps, fishnet muscle shirts...

Accept if you are 40 plus of age your Ram will go lifely at night and checking his "email"..... Whilst asleep you might be woken up by a hand reaching your lower body parts to find out It's time to have some fun 3 in the morning.

Everything goes, from mild to wild and kink .

Don't plan on longterm relationship with your Ram with few exceptions. I know it, I'm myself Aries.

If you end up in a committed relationship you have a partner for life - the pornography side of Aries is something you have to deal with, it won't go away (NEVER).

#111 - The Ram - 10/30/2013 - 12:29
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