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The Gay Aries Lover: What are you getting into?

The gay Aries man exudes pure emotional intensity and is always on the hunt for a new and exciting love conquest. Beware of he sets his sights on you, he has explosives.

Watch out boys he'll chew you up.

Fighting off an approach from a gay Aries is like trying to protect your privacy against the patriot act, resistance is futile. You can try to resist his unique style of in-your-face charm and you may even succeed, but you will be kicking your own ass later for not hopping on the Vespa.

...he's a man eater.

If you do find yourself spending a night with an Aries male you should expect on remembering about half of the experience. It will go so fast and end so quick you will be lucky to make it into his email list.

In spite of the meticulously honed aggression and confidence the gay Aries portrays, he can also be very vulnerable. So what is the Aries kryptonite? Innocence and submission. Aries believes in the Drew Barrymore of Adam Sandler movies. If you can convince an Aries that you are pure of heart and soul you just might be able to get a copy of the AmEx.

Aries men usually carry a fantasy checklist in their wallets and are waiting for the oppurtunity to cross another one off. An Aries man won't mess around when he wants to get it on. You will know. You also won't likely get much say in how it will be going down. An Aries man will take control and you will be forced to give in or call the cops.

Good luck with that.

What to expect on an aries date

What to expect on an Aries Date:

- Mass quantities of Red Bull or speed.
- Drum and Bass or Jungle.
- Clubs and bars followed by a bar and a club. Hey DJ.
- Non-stop seduction. That never stops.
- Lots of ackward introductions with old "friends".
- Lots of great introductions to potentially new friends.
- Not spending a nickel, unless you get a defective one.
- Possibility of 3 or 4 ways.
- Sex in any location that you replied you haven't had it.
- A "Need for Speed" inspired ride home.

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well it's kinda freak me out
Aries are always loyal and bold though they appreciate love and loyalty over being a slut.... It's kinda 50% true
#130 - khiz - 04/04/2016 - 13:35
Yep . . . .aaaand . . .yep
Im an Aries and OMFG this is so dead on, its HILARIOUS. I dont think we're selfish (i.e. youll never have to spend a dime with us.) We just like to live life to the fullest.
#129 - KamLifesAParty - 03/12/2016 - 23:28
Biased loser
That\'s what whomever wrote this is. Do Do you even know anything about the real us? We\'re the most loyal out of all the zodiacs. Just because you had ONE bad experience you think we\'re all like that? You\'re so pathetic. Once a guy takes our heart, they\'re all we want. Yes we have a high sex drive but we don\'t have lots of old \"friends\". Also besides being the most loyal we\'re also the most romantic.
#128 - Antonio - 12/18/2015 - 23:30
Stereotypes & campy
Just read more of your "dating expertise" in the other zodiac signs; you obviously are biased, have a severe inferiority complex, and most likely write this trash from computer as you're jerking it to anime porn (which in itself isn't bad). I pity you and the obviously sad existence and experiences you've had.
#127 - Roger - 11/21/2015 - 19:57
Really? Have to agree with most of the other posts, someone is bitter. All of my relationships have had the goal of long term, not reckless & wild one night stands, always looking for the next prey. In every one of my relationships it was I who was cheated on, let's see, that would be the following signs, Sagittarius, Cancer, Gemini, Scorpio, Leo, Taurus! Being sexually loose is not based on Zodiac, it's based on morals.
#126 - Roger - 11/21/2015 - 19:51
This is funny...
Funny because my ex called the cops on me
#125 - j - 11/16/2015 - 17:31
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