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Gay Aquarius Dating: The Social Climber

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Gay Aquarius Dating: The Revolutionary

To understand the mystique of the Water Boy, simply absorb the significance of naturalist Charles Darwin, actor James Dean, publisher Helen Gurley Brown and radical Angela Davis all being born beneath this sign of our time.

Not every Aquarius is out to change the world, of course-at least not the whole world. Idealistic, creative, and above all, individualistic, he is dedicated to serving man kind-on his own terms.

The mythology behind Aquarius contains strongly gay overtones the straight world rarely mentions. The Water Bearer is identified with Ganymede, a handsome youth who caught the heavenly eye; first of Eos, Goddess of the Dawn, who abducted him from a lonely sheep-field.

She, in turn lost him to Zeus, King of the Gods, who, having an appropriately Greek interest in young Shepherds, sent an eagle to retrieve him for a houseboy. Following a great deal of drama over this affair, Zeus was forced by his furious wife to put his boy-toy away among the Constellations for all to admire.

Why are we telling you all this? Why, so you can use it for conversation starter when making time with an Aquarius, of course!

Naturally, you’ll have to wait in line, because in the cookie-cutter world of speed dating, nearly everyone feels about him as the ancient Greek Gods did…like snatching that one up before he becomes a collector’s trophy.

Aquarius is ahead of his time and somewhat uppity about it. Don’t be surprised if he delivers a wild-eyed sermon on some new groundbreaking idea he had-while watching Discovery last week.

How To Attract Gay Aquarius

Aquarians will be found wherever conventions are being bucked and change being promised-Pride marches will have a healthy contingent of Water Bearers leading the charge, but issues like the environment, and social justice for the poor, will attract as much of his commitment.

Despite his watery name, Aquarius is ruled by the Element of Air, and the planet of-you guessed it-Uranus. And, yes, for those who were wondering, the overwhelming conventional wisdom is that it fits.

You’ll find that his preferred mode of communication is the unstructured debate. Don’t even try to agree with him, no matter the topic; he’ll just change the subject and offer more and more deeply improbable premises, until you relent to spar with him. At that point, his response to every attempt at reason will be a pouting, “you aren’t understanding what I’m saying at all!” which you may as well concede, before he starts speaking Martian to prove his point.

Gay Aquarius Quirks & Erogenous Zones

If you have the good fortune to be seated across the table from a friendly, flirtatious Aquarius, and feel that making a move is called for, consider initiating a hidden game of tootsie with him while your friends seated beside you have no clue. This will not only stir his sense of daring, but plug you in directly to his sensitive spot, which happens to be the calves and ankles.

As things get more serious, be open to literally anything-a garden of bizarre pleasures awaits the playmate who can play along. Just agree that you are whatever strange character he insists that you are, without probing for details, and you can be a stand in while he pretends you are a team of alien scientists performing erotic tests, or some three-headed beast-man from a forgotten 60’s horror flick, or whatever other twisted fantasy has a hold on his strange imagination.

What to expect on an Aquarius date

Aquarians thrive in urban bustle, and expect to be entertained. Small theatre groups and comedy clubs are a great way to evoke the warmth beneath his cool exterior, as well as giving him a framework to compare with his life in the ensuing hours. Protagonist of his own first person story, Aquarius is apt to relate nearly any drama to a parallel (though not necessarily in any way similar) event in his own life.

He’ll usually buy coffee and pie, but he’s rarely loaded; his eccentricities have probably kept him from climbing the corporate ladder. Nor is he particularly susceptible to conspicuous displays of wealth; in fact, he tends to resent attempts to buy his affections, and loading on the bling-bling will surely backfire.

Inviting you back to his place is hardly a bad sign, but he might merely have tea in the porch in mind; Aquarius is most comfortable in his home, and generally prefers familiar surroundings. The Water Boy usually stakes his teepee near a comfortable river for many years.

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Texan Robert
Erick 40!!!! I hope you were finally able to meet up with your Cancer guy on facebook. Now of corse I cannot speak for all Cancer/Aquarius couples BUT I can tell you about my experience. I am the Cancer and I met an AQU. guy 4 years ago we hit it off right away and when we decided to see each other exclusively we have never spent a day apartin FOUR YEARS really!!! 4 regular years not 4 gay years(=6 months) hahahahahaha. Just learn about what you have in common and build on that then when you two just cannot live without each other have that long talk about what your pros and cons are. I wish everyone all the luck in the world. I LOVE YOU ALL!!! ( omg I sounded so Cancer just now)
Robert Jun28th Texan
#44 - Robert - 07/29/2014 - 05:48
Texan Robert
@#40 - Erick I hope you were finally able to meet up with your Cancer guy on facebook. Now of corse I cannot speak for all Cancer/Aquarius couples BUT I can tell you about my experience. I am the Cancer and I met an AQU. guy 4 years ago we hit it off right away and when we decided to see each other exclusively we have never spent a day apartin FOUR YEARS really!!! 4 regular years not 4 gay years(=6 months) hahahahahaha. Just learn about what you have in common and build on that then when you two just cannot live without each other have that long talk about what your pros and cons are. I wish everyone all the luck in the world. I LOVE YOU ALL!!! ( omg I sounded so Cancer just now)
Robert Jun28th Texan
#43 - Robert - 07/29/2014 - 05:42
Aquarius
This is spot on for me a gay Aquarian. I'm very emotive and caring but I can withdraw instantly if irritated or hurt by a man and then I become aloof and seemingly uncaring. But, really, I'm just offended at what appears to be a lack of understanding on his part. I've been told I am emotionally draining on some signs especially Sagittarius and Taurus. I am falling for a Taurus now I think for all the reasons your Taurus article claims. My concern is once we get past the honeymoon stage will be compatible over the long run. I found it interesting where you said Taurus will want a commitment earlier than Aquarius. However I am also one who likes a sure commitment early. So perhaps a grain of salt here. As an authentic Aquarius, I would be terribly bored were there no risk involved.
#42 - Mick - 06/19/2014 - 04:03
In Love with an Aquarius
:-P
I\'m a virgo, and he\'s about the only guy who can really get under my skin. You never really know exactly how he feels, but I\'m interested in one and while we have interest in each other, its so hard to read him!!!
#41 - Ant - 04/10/2014 - 17:09
Aquarius in love with Cancer
There's this lovely guy in Facebook that I'm really attracted to. He is a cancer and he melts me every time I see his pics. I know a bit about him and what he's like; totally fits the typical cancer btw! He's older than me and single from the looks of it. I really want to get close to him, meet him, be part of his life. How do I go about this? I've sent him messages but he doesn't reply.
#40 - Erick - 02/22/2014 - 21:13
Live and learn
Ok I'm a very attractive Leo male and my (FRIEND) is a very attractive Aquarius male. My first relationship ever was with a scorpio I loved h very much and he the same but to much arguing and fighting but it was so easy to move on!! Now I've know this aqu male for about 2 half years now.... We met on a dating site an the first time we came together I experienced sex like I never had ever before but as a Leo male I didn't think twice about it because I'm young and he's way older so after our sex we would go our seperate ways with no feeling I can surely say for me but as time start progressing he became caring showed a lot of affection and was the nicest person ever but we lost contact it was on my end change of phone number....but after a year he contacted me through the same site and met and hit it off again only this time I started to fall for him we were very attracted to each other I told him that missed him and one day he told me he missed me that was the first time he ever expressed any emotion to me but as we started to get deeper and deeper I went one day to the doctors and found out I had a disease from him so I texed him telling him that I really had something important to tell him and he ignored me until tat Sam day at night he texed back and said he was sorry for not responding and that he really cared about me and wished me the best in life and that sadly it was not him but I told him that I know he messed with other people and that he was unemotional and cold hearted and aloof and that what drew me to him and ask why would he express his feeling for me when it was letting me go. I told him that I can't let him go that it's was ok we make mistakes over and over and that I cared and really loved him so much and that I'm not against him I'm with him. After that I was so depressed and sad but I continued to text him Goodmorning and he would always text back when I thought he wasn't but I texed him recently on his day off. I sad gm when am I gonna see u. He texed back you want to? I told home yes why not. He asked when? I said its up to u. He said I'm on my way. When he got here he was very shy and quiet. Then he looked strange said he was tired then got up and gave me a big long hug even after I though we were done hugging I pulled away he pulled me back and held me tighter. Then we had the best sex ever afterwards he suggested I go to newyork with him because I was going any way to fabric shop. But I acutally don't feel the same as I did only because it was like all the other times he would come over hang out then after sex leave so I very garded this time how I handle the leaving situation I can say that it don't affect me anymore Im well aware of my feeling and taking more caution then ever but I still love him but this time I won't chase or express any type of feeling I just learned to give home time and space but I'm looking forward to this trip to newyork!! Can anybody tell me from this if he really care or even do love me???
#39 - Leogaymale - 05/14/2013 - 01:13
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