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Free Daily Horoscopes, May 2nd

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Aries Horoscope

Whoa up there, big fella, and slow it down today! You've apparently forgotten that you should be relaxing, so get on with it! Putter around the house, or go out and play. There's sure to be cute guys who won't mind sharing their sandbox with you.

Taurus Horoscope

Avoid pointing out the shortcomings and faults of others today. Unless, of course, you've reached such a state of total perfection that you've earned to right to preach. But that hasn't happened, and it probably won't, so don't throw stones while you're still living in a glass house.

Gemini Horoscope

Things may be fractious at home today, so tread lightly around your partner. One misplaced word or wary glance is all it'll take to set him off. It may be in your best interests to pamper him and treat him like a king, or -- as befits his mood today-- a queen!

Cancer Horoscope

Expect a topsy-turvy day where nothing will be as it seems. But rather than be upsetting, this askew view will actually be quite interesting. Sometimes seeing people and things from weird perspectives can give you a better understanding of them.

Leo Horoscope

It's great that you're bringing your personal sexy back by diving into a new fitness routine. But it's gotten tiresome hearing you brag about it, especially when you show up to brunch in your skinny-mini running shorts and ill-fitting tank top. Less talk and more work will make you more believable.

Virgo Horoscope

Things in your relationship may have gotten rocky, but that won't deter you from forging forward. You're not one to give up, even when things hit rock bottom. But sometimes it's best to look at the smoking wreckage, and know that's it's time to walk away.

Libra Horoscope

Pining for ex-lovers will do nothing but bring you down today. Escape the past by getting out and meeting new guys who could become future lovers. The ensuing romances and eventual break-ups will give you something you can pine about in the years to come.

Scorpio Horoscope

Overindulgence could be a problem as you troll of the social scene today. Showing self-control could keep you from going overboard and making a spectacle of yourself. This may be a new experience for you, but give it a try. If you don't like it, you can always stop.

Sagittarius Horoscope

Embrace your inner muse by enjoying music and art today. There's sure to be a performance of a lesbian rock band who paint their bodies with slogans designed to be thought-provoking and provocative. It may not exactly be music or art, but it sure will be interesting.

Capricorn Horoscope

Dress to impress as you make the social rounds today. You've a unique style, so that won't be hard to do. Wear the coolest fashions, fix your hair just right and put on cologne that won't cause plants to wilt. Guys will line up to meet this stylish gentleman, this dedicated follower of fashion.

Aquarius Horoscope

You may not be able to control your future, but you can nudge it in the right direction today. Be smart and about the next steps can keep you from floundering along without a direction. Making the right choices will help as well, especially when it comes to men who may or may not be your future husband.

Pisces Horoscope

You'll learn first-hand today about the concept of the devil wearing angel wings. A guy who seemed like he was sent from heaven will put you through hell, and you could find yourself getting burned. You can avoid this sending him packing straight back to whatever fiery pit he came from.


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