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Free Daily Horoscopes, June 28th

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Aries Horoscope

It's the beginning of another day. It's hard to work up any excitement over these short weeks, so try to keep yourself entertained. Maybe the cute UPS guy will come by in his sexy brown shorts. It takes so little to keep you amused.

Taurus Horoscope

A coworker may come in today wearing clothes that look something out of a dumpster. He'll say they're retro chic, but you'll think he looks like a bag person. Don't be so judgmental, especially when you dress like Urkel did on his first date.

Gemini Horoscope

The end of the year is always a good time to put things in perspective. So today could be a good one for a little deep thought. Dwell on your successes as well as the blunders. Thinking about your mistakes won't keep you from repeating them, but at least you're thinking about them.

Cancer Horoscope

Teaching monkeys how to drive will be easier than dealing with coworkers today. They'll be aloof and goofy and they'll mock your efforts to tackle problems intellectually. Stooping to their simian levels could make your day easier, but you don't like bananas, and you don't have retractable thumbs.

Leo Horoscope

You'll get into intense ego clashes with coworkers today. This could make for a battle royale, but you're confident you'll come out on top. No one messes with a diva as you won't hesitate to scratch their eyes out. You hope it won't come to that, but keep your claws sharpened just in case.

Virgo Horoscope

You'll be a true teammate today as you collaborate with a coworker. You'll get off on the creative process with him, and attraction may ensue. But be careful how you breach that subject. You may not know what team he plays for, or whether he's a pitcher or a catcher.

Libra Horoscope

Treat today like a game and you could have some fun. This will extend from your tasks at hand to how you get along with coworkers. There may be one guy in particular you'd like to have a good time with, so take him into the supply room, and see if he's into a little fun and games.

Scorpio Horoscope

Home makeover suggestions may lead to conflicts today as your partner bristles at your suggestions. But you may have to agree that painting your house's exterior like a rainbow flag is a bad idea. Not because it makes a public statement about your orientation, but because it's so damn tacky.

Sagittarius Horoscope

You'll want to impress people today with your professional demeanor. But make sure you look the part before schmoozing. Tight white pants and a pink satin shirt that billows at the wrists and collars isn't a look that will work, even if you tie a cute little kerchief around your neck.

Capricorn Horoscope

Too much spending may have you financially thin today. It may be best to get frugal for a while as you stockpile money. It's always nice to have a nest egg to fall back on, even if it's a bit scrambled these days. Judicious saving should put you back on your feet in no time.

Aquarius Horoscope

You'll know that this will be a great day as soon as you charge out of the gate. Your energy will be infectious and you'll inspire others to follow your lead. You may need them around when you conk out around noon, as someone will have to pick up your slack.

Pisces Horoscope

You'll have too many thoughts sloshing around in your head today. It'll be hard to set work priorities, so you may have to just go with the flow, kind of like your dating life. But expect the results to be sub-par and scattershot, kind of like your dating life.


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