Today may be a good one to hang out with your gal pals. Your girly friends give you a much-needed different perspective, and ironically they're not as bitchy as guys. Call them fag hags if you like, but sometimes they're the best friends a guy can have.
Your many talents will be lauded and applauded by people in the know today. Ever the diva, you'll simply shrug it off with wave of the hand. But deep inside you'll be thinking, 'You like me! You really like me!'
Coherent thought may be a hard thing to come by today. You'll think that this lack of mental ennui is the result of blowing off breakfast. But most likely it's because you spent another long night on the Internet, 'chatting' with guys in other hemispheres.
Be assertive to get the things you want today. That may uncharacteristic for you, but give it a whirl. The cutie in the sweater vest may be impressed at your self-assured swagger, and by the fact that you'd actually talk to someone wearing a sweater vest.
You may have to introduce fresh routines into your repertoire because, man, your act is getting tired fast. Guys may have seen your song and dance a million times before, and now they're listening to other tunes. The public is fickle so show them something new.
Hang out with colleagues after work today, even if they go for cocktails somewhere that isn't all man/man. But that doesn't mean the landscape will be barren. Watch for eye contact from other guys while you're there. The intentions behind those looks may be strictly man-to-man.
Constant interruptions from co-workers will disrupt your daily routine today. This lack of balance will freak you out, but keep your cool. One well-timed hissy fit could bring an end to the interruptions, but it could also cause a serious rift between you and your colleagues.
Your inability to budge may get you into trouble today! In a group discussion, you could find that you're the only person who's not on board with a new plan of action. Give in graciously, then reward yourself!
Your energies will be at odds with everyone else today. You'll want to kick it like a Rockette, but they'll be slow and plodding like Japanese performance art. You may have to meet halfway, but the result may be as bizarre as a Bjork concert.
Those around you may not demand enough of themselves while you may demand too much. This could cause friction in the workplace if you're not careful. Lash them with a wet noodle rather than a cat-o-nine-tails, although there may be some who prefer the latter.
Your emotions may run rampant today. Unfortunately, this could cause you to lose control of your day. But wait until you get home to completely lose it. Set a tone for your little cry fest. A little Tori Amos or Tracy Chapman will have you completely losing control.
Boredom may cause you to slip into bouts of daydreaming today. You could see yourself on a beach in Bali, lazing in the sun while drinking cool, refreshing fruity drinks. Imagining those drinks being served to you by Tom Brady in a G-string will be icing on the cake.