When opportunity comes knocking, you welcome it with a big sloppy kiss and a firm slap on the butt. And then you're like Pepe LePew in your relentless pursuit: Your intentions are good, but there's something about it that stinks. Tone down the single-minded chase today, and you'll soon find you and opportunity getting cozy in bed together.
Preachers can be pompous and obnoxious, or they can be wise and caring. You will be the latter today as people come to you seeking advice for their many problems. Your enlightening talks may have a spiritual effect on them, and they will come away with a better understanding of their lives. Don't let this power tarnish your halo. You're not able to walk on water ... yet.
Your once peaceful relationship has gotten confusing as he's suddenly forcing his interests on you, whether you like them or not. Today, let him gently know that some of his interests may not strike your fancy. Relationships are all about give and take, and he may be appreciative of the new insight.
Getting your message across will be difficult today as those around you misinterpret you like you're speaking in foreign tongues. The last you checked you weren't working at the Tower of Babel, but you may as well be. Make the best of it today, and then say arrivederci, sayonara, adios and au revoir, and go home and talk to the cat. At least she'll understand.
From the first time you saw him you wanted him, and you've started your pursuit. Trouble is, he doesn't seem that interested. How could that be? You're not one who takes 'no' for an answer, even after you've heard him say the word a hundred times. Sometimes you have to understand the difference between functional and futile. Today, ask yourself if he's really worth the effort.
You're all business today. It's the middle of the work week, but the only business that concerns you should be blowing off steam by getting jiggy wit' it. You've worked hard so far this week, and you deserve a little relaxation. So hit the town, meet with friends, flirt with cute guys and generally have a fabulous time today. For tomorrow, it's back to the grind.
Like Scrooge, ghosts from the past are forcing you to reexamine your previous mistakes. You may find yourself getting sentimental about ex-boyfriends and the other people you ousted from your life. Were the splits acrimonious or friendly? Only you can answer that question. It's good to learn from the past, and use it to shape your future. But what's done is done, so bury it today, and move on.
You sometimes approach romance like you're playing sports, and this latest guy keeps throwing you for a loss. For every yard you gain, he gains five more, and his front line is harder to breach than you thought. What he doesn't realize is you've got game, and the stamina to go the distance. Keep up your persistent attack today. He may soon be dropping his pants along with his defenses.
Today's a good one to indulge your inner muse, so get all artsy-fartsy with yourself. Other than activities that don't involve clothes, art and music are your favorite forms of expression. So get out and view the latest exhibit at the museum or gallery, or take in a concert. Or do it for yourself today. Better yet, invite someone over, and see how artistic the two of you can get.
You have a work ethic that shines like the sun, but coworkers often feel eclipsed by your many accomplishments and accolades. Deep inside you know they've helped you achieve your success, so give them some props today. Mention to your superiors the excellent work they do. If you're the boss, reward them with perks or days off. Let them step out of the shadows by giving them a chance to shine.
Your mind is as unfocused as a Lars von Trier film, without the existential angst and gut-wrenching ripping open of emotions, of course. This may have you wanting to retreat within yourself to examine the cause of your anxiety. Dealing with subliminal thoughts and feelings is a healthy way to better understand yourself, and your motivations. Stay there for a while today. It's a good place to be.
Friends will come to you wanting you to 'assist' them in their work today, but be careful. What they may really be looking for is for you to do their work for them. They, of course, will take all the credit, and you'll be left with the empty, hollow feeling that you've just been used. Some truly need -- and will appreciate -- your help, but you'll know the others by their false smiles and insincere compliments.
