You're all about independent thought and you don't run with the masses. That's a rare quality in our clone-like society, setting you apart from the crowd. It also limits your dating options, as you find most guys to be shallow and superficial. Don't lower your standards. Hold out for your Einstein.
The path to true love is often lined with idiots, poseurs and fembots. It's enough to make a guy turn around and go home. Maybe you're not on the right path. Survey the landscape today for more promising destinations, where the road isn't so rocky and the pickings aren't so slim.
You'll be on your pulpit again today, preaching to the world from the gospel according to you. Going off on your dogmatic tangents gives you a holier-than-thou attitude that's quite off-putting. Look no further than yourself before judging. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Sometimes being selfish isn't such a bad thing. It could mean just doing something special for yourself. So do just that today, even if it's only locking the doors, dimming the lights and watching a video. Whether or not people are wearing clothes in that video is totally up to you.
You'll be the king of the jungle today as you make your way through the social scene with boundless energy. Release your mighty roar as you go in search of fresh meat. Potential prey will be enchanted by your manly charms, and want to go back to your lair. No wonder they call you the Lion King!
Dedicate yourself to making things work today. Whether it's a relationship, a job or that old clunker you've got stored in the garage, do what you can to make sure everything's running smooth. It's nothing that a little elbow grease won't take care of.
You may get positive responses from guys you're romantically interested in today. For once, they probably won't be scared away by your aggressive advances, and could counter with some aggressiveness of their own. Something's bound to pop up with all this testosterone in the air.
Trust your instincts today as a very persuasive person could lure you into taking unnecessary risks. Whether they be financial, or straying from your partner, he will lead you to believe there's nothing to fear. That's pretty much the same thing the snake told Eve, and look where that got her.
Expect the unexpected today and you won't be surprised, disappointed or hurt. Run blindly into the unexpected and you'll end up with egg on your face, and your pants down around your ankles. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Hang in there today, as things won't be as bleak as they seem. They say that it's always darkest before dawn, and part of your day will be pitch black. Keep pushing forward, though, as the sun will come up, and usher you into a bright new day.
Organize your single friends and have a gay old time tonight. Be a queer Rat Pack and bring some ring-a-ding-ding to the social scene. You'll be the talk of the town with your free-wheelin', fun-lovin' style, and one guy in particular may want you to be the chairman of his board.
You'll have to throw authority around at work if anything's going to get done today. Some will question your direction, and do the opposite. That's when the hammer you're wielding will fall. Playing good cop/bad cop is never your cup of tea, but today you might not have a choice.