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Free Daily Horoscopes, April 9th

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Aries Horoscope

Incompetent coworkers will get on your nerves today, so don't let frustration get the best of you. That will be easier said than done, as you find yourself stretched to the breaking point. Losing your cool in public is never pretty, so show poise and dignity in the face of rampaging idiots.

Taurus Horoscope

Going it alone may not be a good idea today, as even the most independent of explorers can get lonely. Find compelling company in guys who share your interests today. Some of those interests may be in things that are usually performed in the dark, and we're not talking about watching movies.

Gemini Horoscope

You may be thinking about a career change today as personal job satisfaction diminishes. Weigh the pros and cons of such a decision, but recent events suggest it could be a good idea. You can deal with but the French fry machine breaking down could be the final straw.

Cancer Horoscope

You won't be able to control you mind from wandering today. Daydreaming will be a nice break in your mundane day, and your boundless imagination will give you lots to think about. Whether it's thinking about the perfect job, an Australian vacation or Zac Efron in your bed, it's all good.

Leo Horoscope

Keep your cool today while everyone else is losing theirs. You'll need to be the voice of reason over the din of chaos as problems at work multiply. Avoid being sucked into the drama. Someone will need to captain the ship through turbulent waters.

Virgo Horoscope

Respect other people's opinions today, as they are just as valuable as your own. Opening yourself to other viewpoints could help sharpen yours. Dismissing other's point of views is arrogant and close-minded. On second thought, you may not want to hear their opinions of you.

Libra Horoscope

Other guys may tempt you today, but they'll be all flash and no substance. You have other men of substance in your life who offer something more substantial. Entertain those prospects, and forget about the Johnny-come-latelys.

Scorpio Horoscope

Reality and fantasy may collide today, as the man of your dreams could come into your world. He's big and strong, handsome and dashing, intelligent and caring, all the things you like. He would be with you forever, but you can't stay asleep that long.

Sagittarius Horoscope

Today will be a low energy day, and you'll have trouble getting started. No matter how much you try to get the engine started, you'll sputter and stall. Don't fight it. It may be best to keep the car in the garage today, and try again tomorrow.

Capricorn Horoscope

Connecting with others today could bring out your inner muse as you celebrate the joy of companionship. You may want to regale them with song and dance, but seeing that you can neither sing nor dance, you may just want to buy them dinner instead.

Aquarius Horoscope

Watch where your dollars go today, because you may not have as much as you think. It's easy to pull out the plastic and spend blindly, not so easy coming up with the cash once the bills come due. Don't let it get to that point. Put that credit card on ice, and only go shopping for a sugar daddy.

Pisces Horoscope

Give your body the executive treatment today by pampering yourself. Go for a massage, get a facial, invest in some soothing body creams. Follow that with a nice hot bubble bath and you'll complete the scene. Now, if you could only find someone to feed you grapes and pour some wine as you bathe...


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