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Free Daily Horoscopes, September 24th

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Aries Horoscope

Your patience may be wearing thin with people who don't approach life with the same urgency as you. To you they are flotsam who only get in your way and slow you down. You'll give them flip them the bird as you speed on by, but that's not going to make them go any faster.

Taurus Horoscope

YAY! Here comes another weekend, and you may be planning on indulging. Have some decadent fun tonight, but keep your appetites in check. You've got a whole weekend ahead of you, and you don't want to blow your load all in one night.

Gemini Horoscope

A full day of romantic possibilities is just beginning. Clean yourself up real nice, slap on some pretty cologne, and make the social rounds in your own inimitable style. Heads will turn and eyes will fix on you: Just the way you planned it.

Cancer Horoscope

Eat lunch at home today. The cupboards may be bare and you'll have only the essentials to munch on. This may sound dull and unappetizing, but it'll do more good for your boyish figure than the Double Whopper with cheese and fries.

Leo Horoscope

Everything will be in extremes today. You have to learn to deal with issues in clear-cut terms of good and bad, smart and stupid, gay and straight. There will be no middle ground today, no grey areas, only the stark harshness of black and white.

Virgo Horoscope

You don't have to travel to foreign lands to experience something exotic. Tonight, dine at a local ethnic restaurant that doesn't have the words pizza or burrito in its name. Seek out authentic cuisine from different cultures and prepare to have your taste buds challenged.

Libra Horoscope

Don't cling too tightly to anything today. You'll need flexibility and agility to get to the next level, and you don't to be connected to dead weight. Just let go of unnecessary people and things today and let the wind take you away.

Scorpio Horoscope

You'll need to be flexible when dealing with people today, but expect it to be a challenge. They'll work your last nerve with their indecision and incompetence, but you'll have to live with it. The last thing they're worrying about is you.

Sagittarius Horoscope

Don't feel obligated to oblige people just because they were nice to you in the past. You didn't ask for their niceness and you're not going to bow to them anytime they walk into a room. With an attitude like that is it any wonder they're not nice to you anymore?

Capricorn Horoscope

Revert to your childhood for a bit and have some childlike fun. Fly a kite, play on a swing set or laugh yourself silly to Bugs Bunny cartoons. Other adults may give you odd looks, so don't wear the diaper this time. That's just weird.

Aquarius Horoscope

Don't keep your peculiarities under wraps today; display them for all to see. They're what separate you from the rest of the corporate clones. Don't worry if people look at you like you're nuts. What they think is crazy is the only thing that keeps you sane.

Pisces Horoscope

Your expansive words of beauty will reach to the depths of the deepest sea today. Amazingly, there will be someone down there who will hear your impassioned poetry and be moved to tears. This may be a good time to go for a little swim.


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