You'll be a dynamo today, a whirling dervish of nervous energy. That may be too much for you to handle, so let others feed off your magnetism. Sharing your verve will get everyone else enthused about working, making it much easier to pass your work on to them.
Your moods will be like a bottomless pit today. Drop a rock in there and you won't hear it hit bottom. Careful of tumbling down there yourself. That's a tough climb up, especially in inky blackness. And don't expect anyone to help you.
You'll have too many important personal issues on your mind to deal with mere work today. So you may have to check out early or take a long lunch. You'll need some space so you can focus on your angst. Snag a few friends to go with you. You'll need someone to whine to.
You'll find daydreaming to be a good way to pass the day. It's takes no work at all and can take you to cool and exotic places. You could be poolside with Matt Damon, dancing at Sydney's Mardi Gras or the star of a 'Caligula' remake where everyone is a guy and they're all wearing thongs.
Don't fly off the handle if things get emotional today. Unpleasant experiences can make you feel like you're backed into a corner, and that's when the fur flies. Keep things calm and rational should you get into conflicts. Your bite is definitely worse than your bark.
You may be forced to respect other people's opinions today. You hate when that happens, but deal with it. But you may actually find validity in some of the things they say. Of course, then you'll get angry that you didn't think of it yourself, and you'll lash out with the ferocity of a moray eel.
You may get a lot of tantalizing offers today, but stick with what you've got. Trading in for the newest and nicest is not necessarily trading up. You've got the real deal right in your hands. Anything else is a bright and shiny fraud.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, you'll possess a mysterious appeal today. So be prepared for people who will want a glimpse of the real you. They may get quite insistent, so disappear into the depths, and dare them to follow you.
It's always fun to shoot arrows into the abyss to see where they land. Use that as an apt metaphor for your tepid love life. Perhaps you're letting fly with too many projectiles. A more concentrated attack could yield better results, and keep you from wasting so many arrows.
Use your creativity to get you through a bland day. You can spruce up any situation with a little imagination. This is a talent that serves you well at work, but which lets you down with guys. Put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig, no matter how much imagination you use.
Put yourself first today by thrusting yourself into the public spotlight. Direct all attention towards you and make sure you get the credit for the work you do. This may annoy coworkers, but you won't care. The rusty wheel gets the most grease and here comes the boss with the oilcan.
Expect everyone's energy levels to be through the roof today. The workplace will purr like a well-oiled machine and the day will be fun and productive. Take your energy with you to Happy Hour. You'll have enough vigor left over for tonight and most of tomorrow morning.