Have you forgotten about that goal you have to get in shape? It sure looks like it! Don't let there be any excuses from hitting the gym today. Unless there's a 'Falcon Crest' marathon on Lifetime. Then all that 'getting in shape' crap will just have to wait!
You'll notice the smallest details about people today, and they'll annoy the hell out of you. Nose hairs, nervous tics, weird regional accents; everything will be a source of irritation. Learn to live with it today. You should see the laundry list they have about you.
You're not one for talking behind your friends' backs. Yet somehow you're always up on the latest gossip. Working as a double agent will catch up to you in the end. Pals will get wind of who's actually spreading those rumors, and then we'll see how fast a gal in heels can actually run.
You always make time to make a nice meal for yourself even though you live alone. So do just that today; comfort food like lasagna will be good. Cooking is one of the many talents you have to offer some lucky guy, although he'll also have to live with the neuroses, bed-wetting and imaginary friend.
You know exactly how to tighten your finances once the bills come due. That talent will serve you well today as money suddenly becomes scarce. You'll first go out and buy a lot of Top Ramen. Then you'll call any friends, relatives or ex-boyfriends who owe you favors, and start collecting.
It's easy to over think a relationship, and that's when things start getting muddy and confusing. Oh, for the innocent days of spontaneity! Stop analyzing your relationship for its faults and start enjoying its strengths. Refrain from thinking and things might finally become clear to you.
Trying to do anything constructive today will have you bogged down in pesky details. So why bother? Hook up with your pals instead for a leisurely day of bloody mary's and pool -- where the scoop on the latest celebrity gossip will be as detailed as things get.
Today will be a good day across the board. You'll get a raise, promotion and a corner office, and Cher will be your personal assistant! She'll set you up with her friend Mario Lopez and the two of you will vacation in Bali until Clive Owen steals you away. Wow, now that's a good day!
You'll be bedeviled by authority figures today. They'll think they're all macho with their leather and their bushy mustaches. You'll stand up to them, but you won't be up there for long. You won't even know he has that cattle prod until he's teaching you the meaning of the word 'respect.'
You've been thinking of all of your boys abroad, so give them a call today. At first it won't seem unusual that all of their numbers have seemingly been disconnected; what are the chances of that happening? But once the awful reality sets in, you'll rue the day you started calling collect.
You'll need to look beneath the surface to figure who you're dealing with today. First glances will be misleading, and if you turn that smile upside down it becomes an angry Kabuki grimace. You may have to put your own mask on if you want to hide in plain sight. It'll be the only way to deal.
Friends come to you when they feel blue; those broad shoulders offer a lot of crying room. But don't hesitate to seek them out when you're feeling down. Playing the strong, silent type is never wise so don't be embarrassed to confide in friends. They won't even make fun of you if you start to cry.