With all of our new fangled computer equipment it's never been easier for people to stay in touch. But sometimes a guy doesn't need a hundred different gadgets going off. Do something a little different today, and actually talk to guys face to face.
If you must buy impulsively today, splurge on culinary decadence. Let your stomach guide you to the best eateries and pubs in town. You'll get the instant gratification of savoring great food and you won't bring home yet another hideous ensemble that you may not be able to return.
It may be a good day to shut the brain down and let others make the decisions. Of course you'll feel like a lamb being led to slaughter, but that's okay. Just don't let them set you up on any dates. They may not have the same discriminating tastes as you.
Tired of being cooped up in your little shell, you'll have an urge to bust loose today. Go ahead and splash out, but don't go too far in your revelry. Let the little voice in your head guide you. No, the other voice.
The trouble with Thursday is that it feels like it should be Friday. Socialize with aplomb today, but remember that tomorrow is a workday. Staying out until all hours will catch up to you when the alarm goes off, assuming that you make it home, of course.
Today could be as great as front row seats at a Madonna concert or as bad as front row seats at a Madonna concert. It'll all depend on your point of view, mood and how much attitude you can tolerate in a single sitting.
You may have to set up a conference call with your innermost self to find out just what the hell is going on. A lack of mental balance could have you feeling askew, but you don't know why. Place that call today, and tell the boys upstairs to get their act together.
Be cautious of the guys you meet today, because they may suck you dry, and not in a good way. Taking risks on iffy guys won't pay off, and you may find yourself giving your power to someone who doesn't deserve it. Cut those strings now, because you're nobody's puppet.
Don't bore people with deep philosophizing today. On this busy day people won't be interested in getting heady. Keep conversation light and fun and avoid talking religion, politics, current events or gay issues. Then you can be just like the rest of the sparrows chattering away about nothing at all.
Take a hard look at some friendships today and determine if they're benefitting you in any way. You may find that leeches and remoras have attached themselves to you, and they're draining your energy. Disconnect today and send those people packing.
Learn to communicate creatively today. Sometimes you don't have to use words to make your point. Sign language and even miming can tell people all they need to know. This way you can get your message across without actually talking to anyone.
Don't dwell on specifics today. Be abstract and hard to pin down. Guys may find you aloof and air-headed, but that'll be just an alluring act to entice them into your little world. That is just an act, right?
