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Free Daily Horoscopes, May 26th

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Aries Horoscope

You'll be agreeable and charming and people may warm to you today. They'll like this rare side of you, and appreciate your company until tomorrow rolls around and you revert to being a mean, selfish jerk.

Taurus Horoscope

You'll be feeling good today, and you'll be oozing sex appeal. Preen like a peacock tonight as you make the social rounds. Let the boys know that you're open for business, and flattery will get them everywhere.

Gemini Horoscope

Watch out for overeating today. You may find some kind of psychological comfort in stuffing your face, but that's a double-edged sword. Imagine how much more depressed you'll feel when you look in the mirror and see a big fat slob looking back.

Cancer Horoscope

Today's a good one to follow through on things. Whether it's an ongoing home project, finishing a book you've been reading or calling back some of those phone numbers, try to complete unfinished business. That way you can jump into the next pile of projects you'll take forever to finish.

Leo Horoscope

There's a line between ostentation and being obnoxious and you continually cross it. It's great to have such confidence in yourself, but you always overdo it by forcing too much of yourself on others. Tone it down a lot today. If not, even you won't be able to stand being around you.

Virgo Horoscope

A lot can be achieved through soul searching and looking deep within yourself. You may see qualities in yourself you never knew existed, or haven't seen in a while. Say hello to this intimate stranger today and get reacquainted.

Libra Horoscope

Look very closely at your alliances today. People you thought you could trust may be showing different faces, and you know they're talking about you behind your back. Don't let paranoia get the best of you. But don't turn your back on them and learn to sleep with one eye open.

Scorpio Horoscope

Take in some sports today. Hit a ball around, play some hoops or go for a long run with some of the guys. But hold your inner warrior in check. Getting fiercely competitive with your friends sucks all the fun out of what is supposed to be fun day playing sports.

Sagittarius Horoscope

You'll be forced to look at things from all sides today. Get out your magnifying glass, because by just glancing the surface you'll miss important details right in front of you. You'll be glad you went the extra mile when it all becomes clear to you.

Capricorn Horoscope

Show a little creativity in your romance tonight and you may get lucky. Learn some new maneuvers and keep them in your bag of tricks until the moment is right. That way maybe he won't lay there like a dead fish, reading a magazine as you work away.

Aquarius Horoscope

They say that those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it. So don't look so bored when older relatives tell you of how things used to be. Listen to their stories and learn lessons from their mistakes. It may keep you from making so many mistakes of your own.

Pisces Horoscope

Cook a nice dinner today. Make it a healthy, well-balanced feast of carbs, protein and vegetables. You, of course, will make sure your ingredients are fresh. Invite someone special to join you, and show him how fresh you can be.


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