You'll be so agreeable and charming today that people will wonder what happened to your evil twin. You'll assure them that it is indeed you, and that you've tuned over a new leaf. The looks of skepticism are well earned, and only time will tell if this is just another passing phase.
You'll exude the sex appeal of a young Elvis today. But people may not take that seriously, seeing that you currently look like the old Elvis. It could be time to think about igniting an exercise and diet routine under your butt. You don't want to wind up like ... well, need I say more?
Your concentration will be shattered by the constant chattering of the busybodies, freely discussing other people's business. There may be only one way to fight them today, and that's to join them. You haven't heard some of that stuff, and you're dying to know!
It may be time to call some of the numbers you've been collecting. Weed them out to see who's worthy, and then dial away. Do your best with those who don't hang up right away. You'll need to use all of your powers of persuasion to keep them on the line.
What you see as confidence others view as vanity. Constantly patting yourself on the back and crowing about your feats gets tiresome to others, most of whom tuned you out a long time ago. Your accomplishments mean nothing if people don't respect you, and in case you haven't noticed ....
If going on a first date tonight, don't pick a dinner spot that's too unusual. Make sure there's no belly dancers or strolling violin players before making reservations. The goal for tonight should be somewhere unpretentious, fun and hip -- you know, a lot like you.
Your social life can offer too many food temptations. After a few weeks of birthday parties and pizza lunches, you could find your boyish figure rapidly going south. Skip cocktail sessions for consistent visits to the gym. You could soon return to your lofty position of physical splendor!
Today could be a good one to get friends and coworkers together to play sports. Basketball, soccer and touch football will give everyone a much-needed reason to break a sweat, even before the stud from accounting takes off his shirt.
You'd oblige people more often if there were something extra in it for you. As it is, the reward for helping friends is usually a slap on the back and a crappy bottle of wine. They'll have to barter for the services of the big guy next time. It'll be a Mini Cooper, or nothing.
You'll need discipline to bypass many of the distractions of the day. Gossiping neighbors, incessant phone calls and the Internet all conspire to break your focus. But when you really love what you're doing, you won't hear a thing.
You may have met a seemingly normal guy whose peculiarities have recently grown out of proportion. Perhaps the all-black wardrobe and the constant playing of Bauhaus and Joy Division should have tipped you off. When he starts filing his front teeth into fangs, you could be in trouble.
Tonight might be a good one to make a special dinner for yourself. You won't have anyone to share it with, but one can always fantasize. Close your eyes and he could be there with you. But your dinner could crash and burn when even your fantasy man gags on your meatloaf.