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Free Daily Horoscopes, April 15th

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Aries Horoscope

You may not believe in superstition but strange and unusual occurrences will permeate this unluckiest of days. It could rain frogs, dogs may speak or that cute guy at the gym could ask you out on a date. Why not? Stranger things have happened.

Taurus Horoscope

Today will be a good one to pamper yourself. A facial, massage or haircut will do such wonders for your inner psyche that you'll project a glow. Guys will pick up on this positive vibe and clamor to be around you. And you thought today would be unlucky!

Gemini Horoscope

It will seem like people have two faces on this inauspicious day. So you'll never know exactly who you're dealing with. You new boyfriend could be an angel one moment and a devil the next. But let things ride until tomorrow.

Cancer Horoscope

Things could get weird on this day so be careful of the company you keep. You may run into a lot of men who want to date you, but avoid guys named Jason or Freddie. It may be nothing, but do you really want to take that chance?

Leo Horoscope

You won't feel good about venturing outside on this unlucky day. But staying at home could present it's own host of problems. All those knives and fire in the kitchen and sharp tools in the basement could pose a danger. So stay in bed today, and pray that your partner doesn't turn into a werewolf.

Virgo Horoscope

You've never been one to buy into that superstitious mumbo jumbo. But strange setbacks today may not have viable explanations. Work projects will stall, your car won't start and the hottie you've been dating may suddenly want his space. You may find yourself wishing it were tomorrow.

Libra Horoscope

Today will raise it's unlucky head as you're out socializing tonight. It could make you blind to who you cozy up to. The sad results of this unlucky day will be apparent tomorrow morning when you wake up next to someone who weighs 400 pounds and is covered with fur.

Scorpio Horoscope

You'll need patience to get through this unlucky day. Strange things will happen to you but they won't keep you from having a productive day. That cute barista at the coffee shop may even give you his phone number, at which point you will officially debunk the myth of bad luck.

Sagittarius Horoscope

Tune into the big picture to lessen the impact of this day. You'll see that bad luck is just a series random events. So get on with your life and don't worry about superstition, although you may want to avoid black cats and stepping on cracks in the sidewalk, just in case.

Capricorn Horoscope

Today won't be as unlucky as you think. You could get a raise, win the lottery and go on a date with a guy who's a cross between Matt Damon and Anderson Cooper. The latter may have the breath of a dragon, but you'll chalk that up to poor hygiene and not some kooky superstition.

Aquarius Horoscope

According to Japanese superstition if you sleep after eating you'll become a cow. That may or may not be true on this day. In your case your bovine appearance may come from sleeping after eating too much fried chicken and cheese casseroles, and not some silly notion.

Pisces Horoscope

According to superstition giving a wallet to someone as a gift without putting money in it will bring that person bad luck. So buy a lot of wallets today and send them to all of your ex-boyfriends. Then sit back and watch the fun begin.


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