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Free Daily Horoscopes, February 13th



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Aries Horoscope

Keep yourself in the company of like-minded people today. They'll think in ways that appeal to you and they're much more easily manipulated than most people you know. How else could you've convinced them to make you president of the local chapter of the ABBA fan club?


Taurus Horoscope

Power struggles today will mostly be you versus you. One half will want to wear Prada, the other part Abercrombie. Simple decisions will become major tug-of-wars, and you may find yourself on the floor curled in the fetal position, debating on whether to listen to Kylie or Madonna.


Gemini Horoscope

Take time to pause and reflect today. Think about how the mind-numbing events of a week you barely survived now has you standing on the brink of three days of debauchery and deranged behavior. Okay, that's enough thinking. Now, go get 'em, tiger!


Cancer Horoscope

Flexibility will be the key to having a super weekend! Be spontaneous and open to all suggestions. Later you may meet someone whose suggestion could have you showing off another kind of flexibility.


Leo Horoscope

Cling too tightly to something and you could wind up smothering it to death. This could be true of anything today: people, possession, even memories. Realize today that sometimes it's best to hold on loosely, but prepared to let go if you have to. Realize today that nothing last forever.


Virgo Horoscope

Life gives you many options. Like Madonna's film career, why experience one good thing when you can experience many? Why watch 'Evita' all the time when you could watch 'Body of Evidence?' Or 'Shanghai Surprise.' Or 'Swept Away.' On second thought, stick with 'Evita' today.


Libra Horoscope

Romance should be as fun as a B-52s concert. It should be giddy and kooky and make your knees shimmy. Keep it that way and you'll be having a blast in that love shack forever. But don't let it become dull, plodding and too serious for its own good, kind of like a Rufus Wainwright show.


Scorpio Horoscope

You may be expected to attend a family function this weekend. This, of course, will conflict with your social plans, and you'll think of some half-assed excuse to keep from going. But only nuns and cars salesmen know how to wield guilt better than them, so don't make any plans for Sunday.


Sagittarius Horoscope

In a sudden rush of clarity you'll suddenly be able to comprehend new ideas today. Use that to your advantage this weekend by planning unusual adventures for you and your friends. Most of them will be receptive, but some of them might not see the fun in snake wrangling.


Capricorn Horoscope

In your vision of the future you're in a happy relationship and living in a nice home with 2.2 adopted children and matching SUVs. In reality you're single and living in a van down by the river. Start working towards that idyllic future today, because that van is drafty and smells like old socks.


Aquarius Horoscope

You'll give off a brilliance that will have men focusing on you like the Hubble telescope on an exploding supernova. Use these powers to your advantage today. Weave your magic and put them under your heavenly spell. They won't be able to resist and they'll be gazing at you with stars in their eyes.


Pisces Horoscope

Approach life with unrealistic expectations and expect to have those hopes dashed. Learn your strengths and weaknesses and build your plans around them today. This way you won't constantly be running down blind alleys that lead nowhere.




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