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Free Daily Horoscopes, May 24th

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Aries Horoscope

Everyone but you will be moving slow on this sluggish day. Don't get upset if people don't match your intensity levels today. And lay off the coffee. A caffeine buzz won't make it any easier to deal with the slow pace of the day.

Taurus Horoscope

You emotions will run as deep as the ocean blue today. This could lead to emotional outbursts and crying jags. But even if wallowing in your moods feels therapeutic, avoid anything that might trigger the water works, like listening to R.E.M.'s 'Everybody Hurts' on continuous loop.

Gemini Horoscope

Approach today in a slower more calculated manner. Moving at a breakneck pace will leave you exhausted at the end of the day, and who needs that? It'll behoove you to conserve energy for the long week ahead.

Cancer Horoscope

Stay away from things and people you are unsure of today. It could keep you from wasting time on work projects you can't complete and dating seemingly sincere guys who will be the proverbial wolf in sheep's clothing. Better safe than sorry today.

Leo Horoscope

The workplace will be a devious and wily pit of deception and mendacity today. People will have their own subversive agendas and only the strong will survive. But try as they might they won't be able to touch you, and you'll watch with glee as they eat each other alive.

Virgo Horoscope

Your emotions will determine the type of day you'll have. If you keep them light you should be okay. But wallow in your dark and gloomy moods and your day could be as grim as a Transylvanian castle, and you'll be the monster living there.

Libra Horoscope

He may be Venus and you're Mars, but here's a case where opposites truly attract. The sky will be the limit as you two orbit each other in synchronized formations. So explore the boundless possibilities of this match made in heaven.

Scorpio Horoscope

Guys will be oddly attracted to you today. Could it be your passionate and emotional nature, your complex yet generous personality, or the fact that you've stopped wearing the cologne that smells like really old eggs?

Sagittarius Horoscope

You may feel like being alone today, but that may be easier said than done. Resign yourself to the fact that you'll have to interact with others until the workday is through. Then you can go home, lock the doors behind you, and brood like Batman deep within your own personal bat cave.

Capricorn Horoscope

You'll feel like flexing your power today. You'll want others to know in no uncertain terms that you are the king of the castle, master of the domain. Whether people buy your act is debatable, and the king may become a pauper before the day is through.

Aquarius Horoscope

You'll feel a need to be socially useful today. There are many worthy organizations that can use the help of someone as compassionate as you, so volunteer your time. Humanity needs more human beings coming to the aid of other human beings.

Pisces Horoscope

Stick with the safe and sane today. Getting involved with far-out stuff will only cause confusion and you'll wish you had listened that little voice in your head. Today's not the day to be daring, so you'll be better off if you don't even try.


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