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Free Daily Horoscopes, December 12th

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Aries Horoscope

Somehow, you tread the fine line between being a nice guy and a jerk very well. You're firm with your authority, and people usually respond to your forceful tact. This works for you at the office, but cool it at home. Your partner knows the real you, and he doesn't react as well to the jerk.

Taurus Horoscope

Indulge in a little decadent fun today. Getting your pipes cleaned is healthy; stay pent up for too long and you're bound to burst. So go out and gallivant, flirt, and be the man about town. Guys will be attracted to your energy and what results might embarrass even Fellini himself.

Gemini Horoscope

Watch what you put in your mouth today, because it might not be FDA approved. We're talking about food here, naughty boy, the kind that goes right to your waistline. Go with healthy choices low in fats and calories. Otherwise, get used to buying clothes from the big and plus-sized section.

Cancer Horoscope

Planning a dinner party could be a good idea today. It's not often that you open up your home, but when you do it's always a grand and glorious event. Having friends bring food, or catering it in, will free you up to entertain with aplomb, solidifying your reputation as the host with the most.

Leo Horoscope

Your stubborn ego may get you into trouble today as you butt heads with your bosses and others in authority. You may feel you've got game, but you'll be no match for them as they gang up en masse to put you in your place. Being trampled underfoot will be your reward for your pathetic efforts.

Virgo Horoscope

Clashes with your boyfriend may result from differences in opinion today. These skirmishes may start off innocently, but could grow in intensity if you don't go directly to the source. Coming to mutual understandings is crucial to a harmonious relationship. Without that, love really is a battlefield.

Libra Horoscope

Harmony will rule your day, and all will be right with your world. Enjoy this bliss while it's here, because it doesn't come around often. So get together with friends, and spread the joy before it's replaced by the creeping sense of malaise that you're used to.

Scorpio Horoscope

Your temper could be a problem today, as you may want to unleash it on an undeserving public. Channel some of that negative energy through exercise today. Avoid physical sports with others, though, as you could leave opponents bloodied and bruised.

Sagittarius Horoscope

Tunnel vision will keep you from moving forward today. Learn to look at people and things from all sides, as seeing the big picture will be just as important as observing the small details. Take the blinders off today. You'll be amazed at what you see.

Capricorn Horoscope

Managing coworkers will be like babysitting children today, and you won't have the patience. Their temper tantrums will have you praying for nap time. Don't let them get to you today, or you could find yourself curled in a fetal position under your desk, sucking your thumb.

Aquarius Horoscope

Accept the peculiarities of others today. It's the little quirks that make people interesting, and sometimes the most brilliant of individuals are called strange or eccentric. Don't judge people by their behavior or how they look and dress. Do you think Einstein cared what his hair looked like?

Pisces Horoscope

You may be feeling low today, so brighten your spirits with some comfort food. Cook your favorite meal and don't worry about calories or fat content. If having a fried chicken dinner with all the buttery fixings makes you feel better, than eat to your heart's content. You can hit the gym tomorrow.


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