Kick off your day by doing things for yourself. Clean the house, cook a meal, and make yourself at home. Go solo today. You've got the whole day ahead of you to socialize.
Make plans to host a dinner party with friends, but watch how you dole out the wine. Nothing will disrupt a party than a bitter queen all hopped up on cab, and the whole shebang could become like one of those gay films from the 80s where everyone gets drunk and screams at each other.
People around you will get bitchy if they don't get what they want today. You will quickly get sick of their whining, but won't be able to escape it. Don't kowtow to their wishes by being subservient just to shut them up. Then you'll be the one doing the bitching.
Man, what a crab you are today! You go ahead and snap those claws in a half-hearted attempt to shoo everyone away. You're so cute with your moods -- it's impossible for your friends to take you seriously.
Your thoughts may go no deeper than where to go for drinks tonight, and that's okay. It's time to put work aside and have some fun. You've had a tough past week. It's not easy taking all those lunch orders from the drive-thru window.
You may have the urge to spend time with people today. Odd, as you really don't like people all that much. This startling change of behavior could signal a new direction in your life, or could just be something else you grow bored with in no time flat.
It might seem like everyone's emotions will be out of control today, like the earth is under the grip of a massive PMS beam aimed upon us by the evil inhabitants of a distant planet heretofore unknown to us. Or it could be everyone's just cranky after a long day.
Your emotions will be touchy today, so take in a comedy if you decide to watch a movie tonight. It's better to let happy emotions loose through laughter rather than becoming the withering girly-man blubbering over 'On Golden Pond'. Again.
Follow your moods today. They could lead you to sun drenched fields of towering sunflowers swaying gently in the breeze. Or it could be to an underground lair they could take you, the kind of dank and dismal place even Gollum would avoid.
You may find yourself the brunt of the jokes today. Don't take it seriously. It's just their way of showing their love, although dropping a live tarantula down your pants and filling your car with angry bees may be taking the love too far.
It won't be easy dealing with your emotions today, just what you need to start off the day. You'll be a boiling maelstrom of moods, so keep them in check for the next few days. Don't take people's comments too seriously; they mean you no harm.
Entertain friends in your own unique style today. No DVD and popcorn for you. You'll stage an elaborate production that may or may not feature scenes from 'The Mikado'. Your friends will be amazed but a little disturbed by your willingness to transform yourself so effortless into a geisha.