The two primal urges are to eat and to have sex. But what separates us from animals is not only the ability to control these but the fact that we are ultra creative when it comes to food and sex.
Darling, when I say control, please forget about the fact that lust and gluttony are a part of the 7 deadly sins. I just meant that food has now become an art form and not just something that we need to devour in order to live. While sex isn’t just an act for reproduction but it is designed for adults to have fun with!
People rarely talk about the connection between the two but ever since the dawn of time, men have been known to find countless ways of developing ones amorous desires through the intake of natural aphrodisiacs.
The goddess in the kitchen performs its love’s cookery and just hearing the term aphrodisiac already sends intriguing factors in your brain. Magic has already begun.
Aphrodisiac components in certain foods have a scientific basis in it but mostly, these are all triggered by man’s powerful imagination. We nibble on a piece of asparagus and its phallic symbol gets us randy.
We indulge in the sinful goodness of chocolate and the PEA or phenylethylamine it has, which is the very same molecule that courses through the veins of someone, could give us the sudden urge for some wild romp in the sack.
But when the inter-continental commerce and science wanted to take a closer look at what they find as a hullabaloo, some aphrodisiac foods have become more accessible to society, thus completely stripping off the magic, the wildness and the sanctity of the love spell it brings. After all, Eros bails when Psyche tries to perceive him, right?
But we are here to challenge science! Besides, most of the foods of love on the list are either excellent sources of energy which is important in maintaining sexual hormone levels and sparking neurotransmitters that trigger feelings of sexual arousal. Plus it’s a good source for improving stamina, circulation, mood and even your good looks.
So stop over analyzing whether aphrodisiacs may be real or not. My darlings, we’re here for great recipes in enhancing sex drives and not to get some theoretical equation to prove otherwise. So here are some dishes I have collected for you. Be that goddess in the kitchen and brew love spells on your cauldron for your lover. Enjoy a great meal and a super kinky dessert (wink).
Little Aries wants to just get in there, get some and get out. I won’t trouble you with some over the top recipe for piquing amorous desires but I will provide you a quick and easy way to lower your inhibitions and eventually, yours and your lover’s pants.
It is the first drink of choice for the Bohemians. Hemingway drank it almost every day for its ‘idea changing’ effect. But we’re not bohemians! We’re here for some good time and Absinthe is perfect for giving you a great freakin’ time! So start your quest for catching that green fairy – the legal one!
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Here are two absinthe recipes:
Wormwood, a few ounces
3 cinnamon sticks
15 star anise
2 tbs sugar
1 vanilla bean
* Jam all the ingredients into a vodka bottle and let steep for one week.
Absinthe 2 (for the lazy)
* Steep workwood in bottle of Richard or Pernod
Still too damn lazy to do all these, darling? Well, then run to the winery and get yourself a bottle so you can get some!
Aphrodite emerged from the sea in a giant shell and people were astounded by her beauty that they totally forgot where they were!
The goddess of love, beauty, fertility and desire erupted from the sea which makes all seafood an aphrodisiac.
Here’s a scrumptious mussels recipe for the passionate Taurus with lots of stamina. Mussels provide lean protein essential for sustained energy that you will need for a whole night of bumpin’ and grindin’. Erupt from the sheets naked and astound your lover with a good long shag.
1 pound mussels (scrubbed and debearded)
1 shallots chopped finely
1 thumb sized ginger, minced
Juice of 1 lime
1 cup of coconut milk
Salt and pepper to taste
1 tsp brown sugar
Cilantro roughly chopped
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In a bowl, mix coconut milk, salt, pepper, lime juice and brown sugar. In a pan, sauté onions, garlic and ginger til aromatic. Pour in the mixture and let simmer for 10 minutes. Dump in the mussels and put the lid on. Let the natural juice come out and let flavors mesh well. Discard those that didn’t open. Sprinkle chili leaves and cilantro for kick. You can add chilies if you want it to be spicier than it already is. Use your fingers for a more intimate experience. Enjoy!
For the adventurous Gemini, I recommend a hearty soup recipe with a side order of orgy. This soup is perfect for post group sex. When everybody’s still heaving and panting in sheer delight, this warm soup will rejuvenate one’s strength. Plus it consists of celery which is said to stimulate the pituitary gland – the key to releasing sexual hormones. So gobble up, my darlings! The wild ride ain’t over.
2 tbsps garlic
Mirepoix (combination of carrots, celery and onion – each must be in equal parts)
Chicken stock 2 cups
Salt and pepper
Add about 2 tbsps olive oil into a pot, put in the mirepoix and stir til it wilts a little. Add the garlic and mix well.
Meanwhile in a separate pot, boil the chicken breasts in salted water. When cooked enough, remove from water, let cool a little so you can shred them to pieces.
Add the chicken in with the vegetables. Stir. Pour the chicken stock and let it simmer for 5 minutes. Add salt and pepper to taste.
Cancer is the mother of sensuality and passion. Expect sex with them on a well dressed Bacchanalian bed, some candles to set the mood and some sexy tunes.
No need to heat the stove tonight. The perfect aphrodisiac for Cancer is a platter of figs, some selection of cheese and grapes to nibble on. Don’t forget the wine. Cancer would love to feed from your fingers while you guys fondle each other. Enjoy a steaming night of raw passion!
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Leo veers away from the unknown because he is all about being the best in what he does. The best always deserves the best – rare black truffles. Not only are truffles a potent aphrodisiac but it even smells like sex! Once you catch a whiff it will definitely bring back those erotic and lustful memories in you.
Black Truffles Over Fresh Pasta
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2 ounces fresh black winter truffles
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
2 tablespoons unsalted butter (1/4 stick)
5 anchovy fillets, patted dry and finely chopped
5 medium garlic cloves, finely chopped
1/4 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper, plus more as needed
1 pound fresh fettuccine or tagliatelle pasta
2/3 cup finely grated Parmesan or Pecorino Romano cheese (about 2 ounces)
Bring a pot of salted water to a boil. Chop half of the truffles finely and just set aside. Heat the butter and oil on a frying pan until the butter foams. Add the chopped truffles, anchovies, garlic, red pepper flakes, and black pepper and just keep stirring until fragrant. Remove the pan from the heat and set it aside.
Put the pasta into the boiling water and cook until al dente. Transfer the pasta directly to the reserved frying pan. Put about a cup of the pasta cooking water to thicken the sauce a little and mix until pasta is coated. Remove the pan from the heat, add the cheese and toss. Season with salt and black pepper to taste. Top with the remaining shaved truffles over the pasta. Enjoy!
Let’s give the Virgin a wild ride by feeding him something so innocent yet extremely tasty. This salad consists of 3 main aphrodisiac ingredients – arugula, which raises ones sexual energy; shrimps, which have also proven to increase sex drive; and cheese. Earlier we mentioned how chocolate has the PEA which is also the same thing that runs into the system of someone who’s in love. Well, cheese has 10 times as much PEA! So hang on, this is gonna be fantastic!
Shrimp Salad Sandwich
Salt and Pepper
Slice the prawns in bite sizes and mix with 1 tbsp mayonnaise, juice of half a lemon, salt and pepper to taste. Arrange the arugula on top of the bread and top with the shrimp mixture. Your unsuspecting Virgo will have the best monkey love after this little treat, darling!
This creative lover deserves something fun for a more passion infused evening. What else could be more fun than Tequila – also known as the libido enhancer?
Legend says that Tequila was formed by a lightning bolt sent by the Aztec gods. So for an electrifying night with Libra, have some swigs but don’t get smashed or it’s just gonna be another wasted night. No pun intended.
1 bottle of Tequila
Lime cut into wedges
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You know the drill, darling – lick, shoot and suck! Afterwards, it’s not gonna be the Tequila you’d be licking shooting and sucking, if you know what I mean.
Sex with Scorpio is a thrilling ride that is not for pussies. The Scorpio guy is willing to do anything one might get scared of trying. If you’re ready for that, then spice things up by preparing a chili dish for the hot Scorpio.
A pound of shrimp
2 tbsp garlic
1 cup coconut milk
Heat pan and add 2 tbsp oil. Add garlic and sautee til aromatic. Add the coconut milk and let simmer for 10 minutes til reduced. Add shrimps and cook til pink. Top with chillies. How much is up to you. Just get that internal fire blazing.
The champion of one night stands needs that perfect bite – just one bite. Give him that perfect dish that will send him some place surreal that it will be hard for him forget about this dish. This one night stand champion, might just even go for seconds or better, he might stick around. I’m thinking a simple refreshing watermelon salad for Sagi.
Watermelon is said to increase nitric oxide which relaxes the blood vessels. Guess what, it’s the same basic effect Viagra has. So the next time someone asks you how you like your Viagra, tell them you want it thrown out in the trash.
15 cups watermelon
Juice of 1 lime
Remove watermelon from rind and get rid of the pits. Dice the fruit and arrange on a chilled plate. Top it with crumbled feta, black olives cilantro and salt. Squeeze the juice of one lime and toss the salad.
We can always be sure that sex with a Capricorn will be amazing. It may not be adventurous but it will be so damn good that falling in love with them is so easy. Just like this sultry mushroom pasta dish. It isn’t exotic but you know you’ll always come back to it for more.
There really is no scientific explanation for its aphrodisiac effect but studies show that after a group of women snacked on wild mushrooms, they experienced fits of sexual ecstasy.
Asparagus and Mushroom Pasta
Asparagus, trimmed and chopped
Your choice of mushrooms, scrubbed and roughly chopped
Toasted sesame seeds
Olive oil 2 tbsps
Salt and pepper
1 lb pasta
Heat pan and pour olive oil. Add garlic and sauté til aroma comes out. Dump in mushrooms and stir and just let it soak all the flavors.
Meanwhile, cook pasta in a boiling salted water til al dente, about 2 minutes. Drain and set aside to stop the cooking process. Reserve a little bit of the pasta water.
Add the asparagus in the pan together with the mushroom til bright green. Add the pasta and toss til coated. Ladle about 2 tbsp of pasta water and mix til sauce thickens. Remove from heat and serve.
This spontaneous and imaginative lover will probably be your most fun playmate ever. What’s a fun and sexy eat for the quirky Aquarian? Oysters! You can do countless creative ways with this libido stimulator. You can bake it or fry it but best eaten raw. Don’t chew. Just slide down your throats like your regular protein shake!
20 fresh oysters, shucked and drained
6 tbsps butter, warmed to room temperature
3 tsps fresh ginger, minced
2 tbsps lime juice
Salt and pepper
¼ bunch hopped cilantro
2/3 cup bread crumbs
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Loosen the oysters from the shell but let it sit there. Drain the juice and set each one aside.
Meanwhile, melt the butter in a heated pan. Add the garlic and stir for a minute over low fire. Add ginger, lime juice, salt and pepper. Set aside.
Mix bread crumbs and cilantro and sprinkle over oysters. Drizzle the butter mixture. Enjoy.
The enchanting Pisces who loves to seduce is very much in to erotic games. A pleasurable and expensive treat for this tempter is the caviar.
This pearl like eggs is known as the most extravagant aphrodisiac. If lover boy wants games, you can create a spinning board and when the hand in the middle points to a particular number on the board, you assign a body part for that particular number and instead of doing body shots, lather that erogenous zone with the caviar and eat him up!
For post coital, I have prepared a breakfast dish and have incorporated caviar in what you might find as an upscale kind of breakfast.
Lobster Eggs Benedict with Caviar
2 cups champagne
3 egg yolks
1 tbsp lemon juice
Your choice of bread, toasted
For the poached eggs:
1 tsp vinegar
Caviar for garnish
Put the lobster into a pot of boiling water, cook for 8 to 10 minutes. Remove lobster and let cool. Remove the meat from the shells. Melt half a stick of butter in a pan over low fire. Pour the champagne and let simmer. Turn it off then put in the lobster and let it sit and soak in all the flavors while you start preparing the eggs and sauce.
For the sauce, melt 1 stick of butter in a pan. Don’t let it brown. Combine egg yolks, lemon juice, salt and cayenne pepper in a blender. Pulse and pour in the butter slowly til the mixture thickens. Transfer the sauce in a bowl sitting on a bowl of hot water to keep it warm.
Toast bread and keep warm.
For the eggs, heat 2 to 3 inches of water until about to boil. Add the salt and vinegar. Crack the eggs and carefully slide into the water. Cook for 3 to 5 minutes until the white has set and the yolk has filmed over. Use a slotted spoon and take eggs and put on paper towel to remove excess water.
Place breads on a plate then top it with arugula, lobster meat and poached egg. Drizzle sauce over and top with caviar. Serve immediately.
If some of the recipes worked for you, then that concludes our big question whether aphrodisiacs are real or not. It’s all a matter of knowing what turns you on and get you off. In any case, you were able to experience dishes that definitely transport you to chow down nirvana. Whether the magic worked or not, the real lover here is the food.
When half of the world is asleep, you tiptoe out to the kitchen for some booty call. Where the light from the half opened fridge gives you that sexy glow while you romance the left-overs you prepared earlier or the day before. Gobble up and surrender to the taste.